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Maps to the Stars 5
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Wild Canaries 3.89
Focus (2015) 2.14
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6-Mar Unifinished Business
6-Mar X/Y
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TOP 5
MOVIES IN RELEASE
TITLE RATING
Jackpot 5
What We Do in the Shadows 5
Timbuktu 5
Like Father, Like Son (2014) 4.75
Duke of Burgundy, The 4.71

BOTTOM 5
MOVIES IN RELEASE
TITLE RATING
DUFF, The 1
Boy Next Door, The 1.13
Running Man 1.63
Fifty Shades of Grey 1.88
Mortdecai 1.89

2012 Tribeca Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Deadfall (2012) 3
Evocateur: The Morton Downey Jr. Movie 3
Eddie: The Sleepwalking Cannibal 5
Playroom, The 3
Marvel's The Avengers 4.33
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2013 Fantasia International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Ip Man: The Final Fight 4
Shield of Straw 5
Uzumasa Jacopetti 3
Frankenstein's Army 3
Apology King, The 5
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2013 Toronto International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Don Jon 3
Fifth Estate, The 2
Philomena 4.1
Le Week-End 3.4
Tim's Vermeer 5
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2013 New York Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Blue Is the Warmest Color 4.08
About Time 2
Captain Phillips 4.08
Immigrant, The 4.11
Stranger by the Lake 4
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2013 Chicago International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Big Bad Wolves 4.38
Despite the Gods 4
Motel Life, The 2.86
Stop-Over 4
Philomena 4.1
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2015 Sundance Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
'71 4
Tribe, The (2014) 5
Wild Tales 2
It Follows 4.63
Girlhood (Bande de filles) 2
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2014 Toronto International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Nightcrawler 3.11
Revenge of the Green Dragons 3
Madame Bovary (2014) 4
St. Vincent 4.1
Wild 4
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2014 Chicago International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
In Order of Disappearance 5
Goal of the Dead 4
Piano Room, The 4
Supernova (2014) 4
Wild 4
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2014 Telluride Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Homesman, The 3.44
Mr. Turner 4
Two Days, One Night 4
Wild 4
Madame Bovary (2014) 4
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2014 Denver Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Midnight Swim, The 3
Imitation Game, The 3.91
Alleluia 5
Thou Wast Mild and Lovely 3
Foxcatcher 4.86
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2014 AFI Fest MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Homesman, The 3.44
Vanquishing of the Witch Baba Yaga, The 5
Mommy 2
Alleluia 5
Selma 5
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2014 Polish Film Festival in America MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Ida 4.78
Immigrant, The 4.11
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2015 Slamdance Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Asco 5
I Am Thor 5
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2015 Berlin Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Selma 5
Fifty Shades of Grey 1.88
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2015 Palm Springs Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
In Order of Disappearance 5
Song One 3
Two Days, One Night 4
'71 4
Citizenfour 3
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2015 Boston Sci-Fi Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Big Trouble in Little China 4.22
Day the Earth Stood Still, The 4.37
Iron Giant, The 4.68
Uncanny (2015) 3
Suicide or Lulu and Me in a World Made for Two 4
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2015 European Union Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Soul Boys of the Western World 3
Waste Land (2014) 2
Tip Top 4
Li'l Quinquin 5
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2015 Cinequest Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Astraea 5
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2015 Sun Valley Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Imperial Dreams 5
Cut Bank 5
Midnight Swim, The 3
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LA MALA, A
"Cute, not cruel."
4 stars
Jay Seaver says... "There are a lot of romantic comedies that start from from premises as ludicrous as that of "A la Mala", but few of them do as well in selling that starting point. It's a goofy little thing, but it's got a cute couple at the center and makes enough nimble steps along the way to be a great deal of fun." (more)
FOCUS (2015)
"No "Maudlin's Eleven""
2 stars
Peter Sobczynski says... ""Focus" is a film in which Will Smith plays an ultra-slick con man who embarks on an elaborate scheme to relieve someone with more money than common sense of millions of dollars utilizing charm, bluster and a story that even the most gullible of individuals might find themselves questioning at times if it was put forth to them. (No, there is no truth to the rumor that it was originally intended to be titled "The Making of After Earth.") In theory, this sounds like it might have the makings for a reasonably diverting night at the movies but somewhere along the lines between conception and execution, something clearly went horribly wrong because the end result is a smug, soulless and deeply annoying contraption that spends too much time trying to throw its increasingly implausible narrative curveballs at the audience and not nearly enough time giving them a story or characters that they can invest enough interest in so that they can at least be somewhat surprised by the relentless rug-pulling on display." (more)
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS
"Lads At First Bite"
5 stars
Peter Sobczynski says... "Even though I had been hearing nothing but good things about it for a while, I still found myself filled with trepidation as I sat down to watch "What We Do in the Shadows." For one thing, it is a vampire comedy, a concept that pretty much hit its high-water mark a half-century ago with Roman Polanski's "The Fearless Vampire Killers" and which, with one or two exceptions (such as the hallucinatory Nicolas Cage vehicle "Vampire's Kiss"), has been on the downslide ever since thanks to the increasingly tired likes of "Love at First Bite," "Dracula--Dead and Loving It" and the indescribably awful "Vampires Suck," a movie so bad that the title is the funniest thing about it. For another, it is a mockumentary, another sub-genre that has also grown somewhat tiresome thanks to its overuse by people who don't understand how to make it work both comedically and cinematically. Finally, it is the product of co-writers/directors/stars Jermaine Clement and Taika Waititi, a duo who previous collaborations include "Eagle vs. Shark" and the TV series "Flight of the Concords," projects that are venerated by some people that I know but which have thus failed to inspire anything remotely resembling a laugh. The only thing that kept me from abandoning it altogether was the knowledge that no matter how bad it might be, it could hardly be worse than "Mortdecai," "Fifty Shades of Grey" or any of the other bits of nonsense I have endured in the last few weeks." (more)
KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE
"Empty suits."
3 stars
Jay Seaver says... "Comic book writer Mark Millar has come up with a good racket in recent years; he may be far from the best storyteller in the medium, but he's unmatched in pitching ideas (usually "familiar concept with a twist that makes it more violent") and self-promoting in a way that gets both readers and Hollywood to buy in early, especially since he's had enough prior success to attract talented collaborators. What comes out the other side is generally good-looking but cynical junk, and "Kingsman" - talented director Matthew Vaughn's adaptation of "The Secret Service", a comic Millar did with talented artist Dave Gibbons - doesn't buck the trend by much." (more)
TIMBUKTU
"Noteworthy for more than just being a first."
5 stars
Jay Seaver says... "It's a bit odd that the first film from Mauritania to be nominated for an Academy Award is about Mali, but this isn't the sort of movie that a country generally makes about itself until much later in its history. We're lucky that "Timbuktu" is getting that extra little bit of attention and wider theatrical release that comes with being an Oscar nominee, at least, as it's a terrific little movie. The combination of earnest tragedy and achingly painful absurdity can be hard to stomach, but it's harder still to look away." (more)
TRIUMPH IN THE SKIES
"Well, at least break-even in the skies."
3 stars
Jay Seaver says... "There's a shiny new Shaw Brothers logo among the vanity cards before "Triumph in the Skies", likely because it's a spinoff of a TV show that ran on Hong Kong's TVB network, which was also founded by the late Sir Run Run Shaw, about ten years ago. It's the furthest thing from the grindhouse action that the name conjures for Western audiences, a slick modern-day drama that plays well enough for those who haven't seen the series and probably a bit better for those who have." (more)
C'EST SI BON
"French title, Korean film, folk music."
4 stars
Jay Seaver says... "There is a little bit of Korean text at the start and end of "C'est Si Bon" left untranslated (at least on the local theater's DCP) that likely says something along the lines of it being based upon a true story or describes how many liberties have been taken. If that's the case, it's okay, and maybe even desirable for those of us who knew pretty much nothing about the Korean folk music scene of the 1960s before seeing this movie: If it plays as a fun little musical romance for us, why ruin that with any extraneous complaints over accuracy?" (more)
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2
"Louper."
3 stars
Brett Gallman says... "Confession: I’ve seen “Hot Tub Time Machine” an absurd number of times during the past five years. Let's just say I've watched it more than I've watched anything else released during that time span. This is an important caveat to keep in mind when I say its follow-up is pretty funny in spite of itself." (more)
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