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As I AM: The Life and Time$ of DJ AM 5
Outlaws and Angels 4.88
Swiss Army Man 4
Lights Out 4
Finding Dory 4

BOTTOM 5
MOVIES IN RELEASE
TITLE RATING
Purge, The: Election Year 1
Independence Day: Resurgence 1.22
BFG, The 1.86
Cell 2
Nerve 2

2012 Tribeca Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Sleepless Night 4.14
Resolution 4
Deadfall (2012) 3
Evocateur: The Morton Downey Jr. Movie 3
Marvel's The Avengers 4.31
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2013 Fantasia International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Raze 2.43
Rooftop, The 4
Ritual: A Psychomagic Story 3
Night That Panicked America, The 4
Broken Circle Breakdown, The 4.86
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2013 Toronto International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Art of the Steal, The 3
Under the Skin (2014) 4.21
Bends 5
Green Inferno, The 3.91
Afflicted 3.5
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2013 New York Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Omar 4.57
Invisible Woman, The (2013) 5
Wind Rises, The 4.62
Stray Dogs (2013) 2
Missing Picture, The 4
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2013 Chicago International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Immigrant, The 4.23
Inside Llewyn Davis 4.36
Le Week-End 3.71
Despite the Gods 4
Motel Life, The 2.86
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2016 South by Southwest Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Midnight Special 3.7
Hardcore Henry 2
And Punching the Clown 5
Keanu 4.14
Hunt for the Wilderpeople 4
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2016 Sundance Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Green Room 3
Brahman Naman 4
Sophie and the Rising Sun 4
Love & Friendship 4.46
Hunt for the Wilderpeople 4
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2016 Slamdance Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Embers 4.14
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2016 Boston Sci-Fi Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Gremlins 4.29
They Live 3.64
Tale of Tales (2016) 3
Polder 3
Displacement 3
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2016 Berlin Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Midnight Special 3.7
Where to Invade Next 3.57
Genius 1.14
Aloys 4
Sairat (Wild) 5
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2016 Fantasia International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Antibirth 4
Lights Out 4
Library Wars: The Last Mission 4
Parasyte: Part 2 4
Fury of the Demon 4
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Independent Film Festival Boston 2016 MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Life, Animated 5
High-Rise (2015) 1
Five Nights in Maine 4
Tony Robbins: I Am Not Your Guru 1
Eyes of My Mother, The 3
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2016 Boston Underground Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Belladonna of Sadness 4
Wendigo 2.42
Chasing Banksy 3
Lure, The 3
Antibirth 4
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2016 Chicago Critics Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Hunt for the Wilderpeople 4
Life, Animated 5
In A Valley of Violence 5
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2016 Las Vegas Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Hunt for the Wilderpeople 4
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NERVE
"Tinder Is The Night"
2 stars
Peter Sobczynski says... "If it does nothing else—and it doesn’t—at least the would-be techno-thriller “Nerve” should serve as a cautionary tale to whatever viewers it can scrounge up before disappearing from theaters about the importance of reading over the terms and conditions boilerplate of any and all software agreements for red flags hidden in the fine print. Actually, this advice can be carried over to other walks of life as well. For example, if you carefully scour the IMDb page for a movie that you are thinking of seeing—take this one, for example—and you see the names Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman in the credits, you can be pretty much assured that it, like such previous efforts as “Catfish,” the third and fourth “Paranormal Activity” movies and the current VOD disaster “Viral,” will be an aesthetic and dramatic mess filled with uninteresting characters, implausible narratives and increasingly obnoxious stylistic gambits deployed in a desperate attempt to conceal just how silly and hollow the whole thing is." (more)
ALOYS
"The tricky work of discovering yourself in middle age."
4 stars
Jay Seaver says... "SCREENED AT THE 2016 FANTASIA INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL: Filmmaker Tobias Nölle initially entices viewers with a version of "Aloys" that is not quite so internal, with a mystery to sole and perhaps an unnerving way of things playing out, before settling into something that better matches its withdrawn title character, and it's the mark of how well he handles the film that this never feels like a bait-and-switch; it smoothly moves into more reflective territory while still being more interesting to watch than just a man lost in self-contemplation." (more)
NERVE
"Not very daring."
2 stars
Brett Gallman says... "There’s a cruel irony to the internet: while it’s arguably mankind’s greatest achievement—a tool that has theoretically unified much of the world—it’s been the quickest, most efficient platform for people to just be completely awful to each other. Whatever useful, neat, or even revolutionary thing that’s emerged from it, chances are it’s been corrupted or coopted in some way, especially when it comes to social media, where everyone has a voice. It’s just too bad that so many of those voices belong to total assholes. Anyway, that’s the (very vague) threat behind the premise of “Nerve,” a breezy bit of techno-paranoia that really only cares about how all of this applies to high school drama. It’s maybe a few steps away from being a PSA for cyberbullying when it could be so much more." (more)
FOR A FEW BULLETS
"Raiders of the Lost Stamp."
3 stars
Jay Seaver says... "When "For a Few Bullets" ends and the main titles come up, the first one displayed is "A Film by Peter Pan", and it's okay to chuckle. Pan Anzi could have maybe chosen a Western name that didn't have it's own built-in punchline, but it fits in this case. He's made the sort of big, swashbuckling action/adventure that someone who pledged to never grow up might make, full of frantic action and plot twists that could really use some dialing back." (more)
LURE, THE
"A couple cute Polish mermaids gets me in the theater for something weird."
3 stars
Jay Seaver says... "SCREENED AT THE 2016 FANTASIA INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL: "The Lure" includes what is thus far one of my favorite moments of the festival, when a mermaid who is starting to follow the story of Hans Christian Andersen's "The Little Mermaid" fairly closely rolls her eyes at her sister's worries about where that leads, saying it's "just a superstition". The movie's at its best when it's able to be as untethered from expectations as something described as a Polish period horror musical should be; it's less exciting when it opts to follow the template." (more)
LIGHTS OUT
"Fast, fun, and a little bit frightening."
4 stars
Jay Seaver says... "SCREENED AT THE 2016 FANTASIA INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL: The more horror movies I see, the more I appreciate the ones that do not mess around with unnecessary complications but which can still use their high concept to create nifty moments. That is "Lights Out" in a nutshell - it's got a reason to be scared of the dark, some clever uses of the concept, and a quick pace that doesn't leave room for contrived conflicts when there's enough genuine suspense." (more)
THRONE, THE
"The travails of dealing with a father who is demanding, even for a king."
4 stars
Jay Seaver says... "SCREENED AT THE 2016 FANTASIA INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL: There is a line in "The Throne" about how royal families are unique in that one must think of one's children as enemies far sooner than one would like. That's probably true in other circumstances as well, but it's far from the essential tragedy of this (South Korea's submission for consideration as "Best Foreign Language Film" at the last Academy Awards), where the Crown Prince's greatest weakness may be that he is incapable of being that sort of enemy." (more)
CAFE SOCIETY
"Midnight In Manhattan"
4 stars
Peter Sobczynski says... "Having been writing and directing an average of a film a year for nearly a half-century, Woody Allen has reached a point in his career where his more recent efforts tend to fall into one of two categories. There are the films where it is clear that he had an interesting and compelling idea that truly sparked his creative juices in some way and led to both critical and commercial success—in the last decade or so, this group would include the likes of “Match Point,” “Vicky Cristina Barcelona,” “Midnight in Paris” and “Blue Jasmine” (though I must admit to finding the last one somewhat overrated). Then there are the films that seem to have been compiled out of various ideas that he dealt with more successfully in other films and put before the cameras simply as a way of continuing his long-standing work cycle. This is not to say that these films do not have any merit to them—I have enjoyed such admittedly minor efforts as “Whatever Works,” “To Rome with Love” and “Irrational Man” to some degree—but if these films, not to mention such decidedly lesser entries as “Scoop,” “Cassandra’s Dream” and “You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger,” were to suddenly be completely stricken from his filmography, few people would overly mourn the loss. His latest effort, the wistful period romantic comedy-drama “Cafe Society,” is a work that falls into the latter camp. It has its charms and contains a few nice performances but the whole thing has a whiff of the familiar to it that cannot be overlooked—even when it does work, those with a working knowledge of his oeuvre are likely to find themselves comparing it to the similar material covered in earlier films and find it somewhat wanting by comparison." (more)
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