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Won't You Be My Neighbor? 5
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211 1
Misandrists, The 1
Catcher Was A Spy, The 2
Hearts Beat Loud 2
Race 3 2

2017 Toronto International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Downsizing 1.89
Square, The (2017) 4
Lady Bird 4.35
Roman J. Israel, Esq. 3.08
In the Fade 5
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2012 Tribeca Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
2 Days in New York 3.15
Headshot (2012) 4
Rubberneck 2.38
Revenge for Jolly! 1
Marvel's The Avengers 4.3
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2013 Fantasia International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
I'll Follow You Down 3
Uzumasa Jacopetti 3
Thermae Romae 4
Berserk Golden Age Arc 3: Descent 2.56
Burning Buddha Man, The 3
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2017 Fantastic Fest MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri 4.74
Killing of a Sacred Deer, The 3.13
Cold Hell 5
78/52: Hitchcock's Shower Scene 4
Top Knot Detective 4
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2013 Toronto International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Night Moves (2014) 4.63
Almost Human 3
Third Person 1
Tim's Vermeer 5
Grand Seduction, The 2.43
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2013 New York Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Inside Llewyn Davis 4.36
Jimmy P. 4.14
Omar 4.57
Wind Rises, The 4.62
12 Years a Slave 3.62
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2013 Chicago International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Big Bad Wolves 5
Le Week-End 3.71
Contracted 1.5
Of Good Report 5
Labor Day (2013) 1
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2016 Sundance Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Brahman Naman 4
Wiener-Dog 2
Love & Friendship 4.46
Operation Avalanche 4
Antibirth 4
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2016 Slamdance Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Embers 4.14
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2016 Boston Sci-Fi Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Blade Runner 4.28
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) 4.03
Survivalist, The 3
Native (2016) 5
400 Days 1
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2017 Venice Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Shape of Water, The 3.58
Mother! 3.83
Suburbicon 2.22
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri 4.74
Brawl in Cell Block 99 4.5
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2017 Sundance Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Band Aid 4
Brigsby Bear 5
Lady Macbeth 3.54
Get Out 4.18
Thoroughbreds 4
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2017 South by Southwest Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Small Town Crime 3.38
Song to Song 2
Dealt 4.71
Baby Driver 3.83
78/52: Hitchcock's Shower Scene 4
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2017 Boston Underground Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Dark Song, A 4
Fraud 4.42
68 Kill 4
Neighborhood Food Drive 4
Bitch (2017) 3
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Independent Film Festival Boston 2017 MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Landline 3
Band Aid 4
Trip to Spain, The 4
City of Ghosts (2017) 4
Crest, The 3
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2017 Fantasia International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 2.67
Lowlife (2017) 5
Napping Princess 4
Thousand Cuts 4
Wukong 3.29
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2017 New York Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Call Me by Your Name 4
Thelma 3.71
Florida Project, The 3.88
Square, The (2017) 4
Lady Bird 4.35
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2017 AFI Fest MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Hostiles 4
Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool 3.57
Let the Corpses Tan 4
Claire's Camera 4
Thelma 3.71
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2018 Slamdance Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Human Affairs 5
Circus Ecuador 5
MexMan 4
My Name is Myeisha 4
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2018 Sundance Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Lu Over the Wall 4
Revenge (2018) 3.77
Death of Stalin, The 4
Leave No Trace 5
You Were Never Really Here 4
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2018 SXSW Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Quiet Place, A 4.11
Blockers 3.29
Final Portrait 5
Hereditary 4.3
First Reformed 5
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LOBSTER COP
"Underdog cop film that earns a little respect."
3 stars
Jay Seaver says... ""Lobster Cop" may not necessarily be the best "undercover cops find they enjoy their cover story" comedy ever made, but a fairly decent one. It's got a brisk pace, a grimy messiness that seems to fit with its plot than the usual upscale setting, and gags that are just familiar enough to work without overplaying but not lazy. It's not groundbreaking, but it's a capable comedy that gets the job done." (more)
CATCHER WAS A SPY, THE
"A man and movie sometimes too mysterious for their own good."
2 stars
Jay Seaver says... "Morris "Moe" Berg, this film tells us, was an enigma, and he had reason to be during his life; he was Jewish in a time when one didn't loudly declare it, a "lifelong bachelor" who zealously guarded his privacy, and an academic achiever who spent his youth as a professional baseball player before undertaking missions for the OSS during World War II. It's a shame that the filmmakers aren't more interested in cracking that shell in order to see what's underneath." (more)
DAMSEL
"Not necessarily cause for distress."
3 stars
Jay Seaver says... "SCREENED AT INDEPENDENT FILM FESTIVAL BOSTON 2018: The Zellner Brothers' "Damsel" has the odd habit of trading one memorable performance and situation for another rather than letting them build into something bigger, filling in the gaps with admittedly entertaining deadpan oddity. It makes for a movie that feels like the filmmakers came up with a bunch of Old West gags and laid them end to end, managing a constant sort of arch tone and not quite wearing it out." (more)
JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM
"Open the door, get on the floor, Everybody walk the dinosaur"
3 stars
alejandroariera says... ""Jurassic World" delivered what it promised: a louder, bigger reboot of the "Jurassic Park" franchise. It was also disposable, a by-the-numbers exercise, a first chapter of a trilogy that we frankly didn’t need, the product of a corporate mindset willing to squeeze every last drop of its back catalog. “The last thing the world needs is another 'Jurassic Park' sequel. As much as I enjoyed this entry, there is no question in my mind that the Jurassic Park franchise is past its expiration date,” I wrote in my review of "Jurassic World" when it was released. Then came news that Spanish filmmaker Juan Antonio Bayona ("The Orphanage," the critically underrated and magnificent "A Monster Calls") had been hired to direct the sequel and my curiosity was piqued. Would executive producer Steven Spielberg and Universal allow Bayona to leave his mark in the franchise the way Alfonso Cuarón, Guillermo del Toro and Waika Taititi were allowed to in the Harry Potter, Blade, and Thor franchises? Or would he be hampered by them?" (more)
JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM
"Where Is A Giant Asteroid When You Need It?"
2 stars
Peter Sobczynski says... "For about the first 10-15 minutes of “Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom,” I felt something that I have only rarely experienced throughout the franchise’s 25 years of existence and certainly not for a while—a genuine sense of excitement and enthusiasm. The film kicks off with a couple of scenes that are so well done that the series might finally—finally--pull itself out of its creative topper and bring on the thrills, entertainment and wonder that it has long promised but only rarely delivered. Alas, outside of a couple of skillfully executed action beats here and there, the film fails to live up to those opening scenes enough to make it worth watching (not that this will stop people from turning out to see it in droves). The good news is that it is certainly better than its predecessor, the utterly insipid “Jurassic World” (2015). The bad news, on the other hand, is that it is not that much better." (more)
WE THE ANIMALS
"Different from the rest."
4 stars
Jay Seaver says... "SCREENED AT INDEPENDENT FILM FESTIVAL BOSTON 2018: Though coming-of-age stories often seek to tap into some sort of universal sort of experience, the best ones are often the most specific, and "We the Animals" is very specific indeed. It's an intriguing, well-observed story of growing up different in just about every way, heightening how very alone a kid can find himself feeling." (more)
RACE 3
"Barely gets out of the starting gate."
2 stars
Jay Seaver says... "If one's filmgoing tastes stretch far enough for Indian action-adventure and "Race 3" is playing at the local multiplex - and it's more likely than usual; the big Eid release is getting more screens than Bollywood films typically get in the U.S., including some in 3D - the number in the title should not deter you; it's not connected to the two previous movies and even the returning actors are playing different characters. No, give it a pass because it's not very good, a prime example of how a movie can have a little bit of everything and not enough of anything." (more)
INCREDIBLES 2
"Maybe Not Incredible, But Pretty Good."
4 stars
Peter Sobczynski says... "When “The Incredibles” was release in 2004 to near-universal acclaim, superhero films had not quite begun to totally dominate the film industry in the way that they do today and as a result, writer-director Brad Bird’s keenly felt homage to the genre felt fresh, exciting and funny while at the same time offering surprisingly nuanced takes on such subjects as balancing work and family and the pains and pleasures of being special and unique in a world that oftentimes simply finds it easier to embrace mediocrity instead. The result was both one of Pixar’s finest films and one worthy of belonging placed alongside “Superman: The Movie” (1978), “Hulk” (2003), “Spider-Man 2” (2004,” the Christopher Nolan “Batman” films and the current “Black Panther” as one of the greatest superhero movies ever made. Now, “Incredibles 2” has finally arrived and the good news is that it is fast, funny, often visually stunning and should prove to be entertaining enough for young and old viewers alike, even those who were not even born when the original came out 14 years ago. The bad news is that while it is never less than entertaining to watch and certainly preferable to the likes of “Avengers: Infinity War” or “Deadpool 2” as superhero movies go, it lacks the additional grace notes that made the original so much more than just another action-packed extravaganza." (more)
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