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MOVIES IN RELEASE
TITLE RATING
Golden Era, The 5
Tale of the Princess Kaguya, The 5
Housebound 5
Jackpot 5
Camp X-Ray 4.8

BOTTOM 5
MOVIES IN RELEASE
TITLE RATING
Judge, The 1.25
Left Behind 1.29
Hector and the Search for Happiness 2
Drop, The 2.14
Dracula Untold 2.22

2012 Tribeca Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Hysteria 3.11
Resolution 4
Eddie: The Sleepwalking Cannibal 5
Revenge for Jolly! 1
War Witch 4.5
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2013 Fantasia International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Animals (2013) 3.86
Helter Skelter (2013) 5
Thermae Romae 4
Bounty Killer 4
Horror Stories 3
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2013 Toronto International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Armstrong Lie, The 4.14
Night Moves (2014) 4.71
Under the Skin (2014) 4.45
Philomena 4.1
Third Person 1.14
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2013 New York Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Immigrant, The 4.11
12 Years a Slave 3.46
Stray Dogs (2013) 2
Nebraska 3.54
Tim's Vermeer 5
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2013 Chicago International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
August: Osage County 1.91
Cheap Thrills 3.14
Contracted 1.5
Voyage 1
Blue Ruin 4.56
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2014 New York Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Maps to the Stars 5
'71 4
Gone Girl 4.11
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2014 London Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Girlhood (Bande de filles) 2
Man in the Orange Jacket, The 3.89
When Animals Dream 3.86
'71 4
Butter on the Latch 2.29
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2014 Toronto International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
This is Where I Leave You 2.63
Alleluia 5
Revivre 4
Tu dors Nicole 5
St. Vincent 3.86
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2014 Fantastic Fest MOVIES
TITLE RATING
World of Kanako, The 5
Jacky in the Kingdom of Women 3.86
Hardkor Disco 4
Duke of Burgundy, The 5
Shrew's Nest 4
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2014 Chicago International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Creep (2014) 4.88
Goal of the Dead 4
Young Kieslowski, The 4
100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared, The 5
World of Kanako, The 5
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2014 Telluride Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
'71 4
Madame Bovary (2014) 4
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2014 Vancouver Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Glen Campbell…I'll Be Me 3
Art and Craft 4.14
Finding Fela 1
Housebound 5
Revivre 4
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2014 AFI Fest MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Faults 4
Thou Wast Mild and Lovely 3
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2014 Austin Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Glen Campbell…I'll Be Me 3
Popovich and the Voice of the Fabled American West 4
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2014 San Diego Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Big Significant Things 4.14
Equalizer, The 2.33
Time Lapse 4.71
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LATEST REVIEWS
BOOK OF LIFE, THE (2014)
"A 3D theatrical Saturday morning cartoon, which is perfectly fine."
4 stars
Jay Seaver says... "The Saturday morning cartoon block officially became a thing of a past this fall, although every obituary has mentioned that television now has more animation than ever; it just migrated to syndication and then cable. What emerged was a different sort of cartoon, more irreverent and as likely to reflect an individual creator's aesthetic as a company's house style (which, as a side-effect, often makes them more authentically multicultural). "The Book of Life" is that progression making its way to theaters, a high-energy animated adventure with style and a big-screen voice cast." (more)
GOLDEN ERA, THE
"Short life, long movie, both well worth it."
5 stars
Jay Seaver says... "Most of the descriptions of Xiao Hong biography "The Golden Era" spend some time talking about what made her remarkable as a writer, and the film does give those of us not terribly familiar with 1930s Chinese literature a bit of a taste of her words and why they are remembered despite her short career and life. But while the focus is less on what she created and more on how what she wanted - a "quiet place to write" - was elusive, the way in which screenwriter Li Qiang and director Ann Hui tell the story is often what will be the most striking." (more)
MAZE RUNNER, THE
"YA with a dash of genre infliction"
3 stars
Daniel Kelly says... "The YA fiction boom must now be reaching crisis point, a meltdown is seemingly imminent. In 2014 one cannot take a bus without being reminded of cancer addled heroines, who in their hopeless dystopic futures represent humanity's sole salvation. Such texts are probably regarded as 2014's most prominent handbag accessory. John Green is the new John Grisham. Cinema has been deeply afflicted by the trend, and whilst there have been a handful of oases amid the dreck (last year's “Hunger Games” sequel was a cosy achievement), by and large the going's been tough. “The Maze Runner” is the latest example of this ignoble canon, dragged kicking and screaming to the screen from a 2009 best-seller by author James Dashner. I am tempted to suggest this is much to the chagrin of all, but in truth, Dashner's saga has proven popular and the box-office reception of the picture strong enough to convey a hungry audience. I haven't read the book (it might in fact be very good), but my infuriating need to constantly expose myself to this underwhelming sub-genre has left me bitter, tired and impartial. I no longer fear disappointment, but actively embrace it as inevitable. Perhaps this is why “The Maze Runner” left me moderately satisfied, or maybe it's just that the feature is a capable little thriller on its own terms. Either way, “The Maze Runner” benefits from a handful of well directed action asides and pays some attention to tested literary traditions." (more)
ART AND CRAFT
"Quite well drawn."
4 stars
Jay Seaver says... "One of the neat things about "Art and Craft" is that it hints at a number of different angles to an already-interesting story, acknowledging that it is all but impossible to fit the entirety of a tale of art forgery and con artistry that spans decades into a ninety-minute documentary produced at the tail end. Faced with this situation, many filmmakers will wind up calling attention to the gaps rather than maintaining a sharp focus that allows them to make a strong movie with the material they can get." (more)
ONE CHANCE
"Has Talent."
3 stars
Jay Seaver says... "Once upon a time, the Weinstein brothers might have been able to make the pleasant-enough "One Chance" a sleeper hit, if not necessarily an awards contender; today they are barely able to get it noticed. And that's not fair either - it's a fine evening's entertainment, delivering exactly the same sort of charming true story that it promises." (more)
ST. VINCENT
"The Bells Of St. Murray"
4 stars
Peter Sobczynski says... "I have seen more than my fair share of movies over the years that have blatantly attempted to manipulate audiences to their side but "St. Vincent" not only takes the cake, it pretty much seizes the entire bakery in its efforts to emotionally bludgeon viewers into submission. Though it only runs for about 100 minutes, it nevertheless finds room for such ingredients as a crusty old codger, an adorable kid, an overworked mom reeling from a recent divorce, cute animals, a sickly spouse, a priest, a pregnant stripper, a sudden illness, a local dive filled with quirky regulars, surprise revelations, people coming to terms with things, a tear-jerking testimonial in the final reel and a unique rendition of Bob Dylan's "Shelter from the Storm" playing over the end credits--these are just the ones I came up with off the top of my head without consulting my notes. In fact, if this film had been made at any other time starring practically any other actor in the SAG rolls--if Robin Williams had made it about six years ago, for example, I am fairly certain that most critics would be jeering it off the screen because of its sheer shamelessness but because it stars no less of a figure than Bill Murray--one of the most beloved performers of our time, both on screen and off--it has been receiving hosannahs in most quarters. And yet, Murray's singular presence brings so much to the proceedings that I found myself willing to overlook, or at least forgive, most of the mawkishness on display because he somehow makes it work despite itself." (more)
WYRMWOOD
"Zombies are the living dead - and rocket fuel."
4 stars
Jay Seaver says... "SCREENED AT FANTASTIC FEST 2014: It's no bad thing, I say, that "Wyrmwood" feels like a season's worth of an eventful TV series packed into an hour and a half; it's an exhausting ride at times, but there's not ten or fifteen minutes anywhere in the movie that don't come across as exciting or have at least one really cool thing in them. Though making it over four years surely has brothers Kiah and Tristan Roache-Turner ready to take a break for a while, it's one of the rare movies where the audience's inevitable requests for a sequel seems like a great idea." (more)
JUDGE, THE
"Exceptionally Bad Judge"
1 stars
Peter Sobczynski says... "Upon hearing the title and a brief description of its plot, I suspect that many moviegoers out there may just instantly assume that "The Judge" is an adaptation of one of the many legal thrillers that John Grisham has cranked out over the last couple of decades. Not only does this film have absolutely no connection to Grisham or his work but to suggest otherwise could pave the way for the author to file a suit claiming libel or defamation of character on the basis that even his hackiest efforts have maintained a certain core competence that is utterly lacking here. This is a film that tries to simultaneously be a courtroom drama, a family saga about an estranged father and son coming to terms with their volatile past and a big piece of Oscar bait featuring a number of top actors strutting their stuff in the hopes of snagging a nomination and screws each one up so completely that you'll wonder why someone didn't simply declare a mistrial early in the proceedings and bring the whole thing to a quick and merciful end before it could do too much damage." (more)
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