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TOP 5
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TITLE RATING
Jackpot 5
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Inherent Vice 5
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BOTTOM 5
MOVIES IN RELEASE
TITLE RATING
Annie (2014) 1
Exodus: Gods and Kings 1.83
Hobbit, The: The Battle of the Five Armies 2
Back in Time (Fleet of Time) 2
Dumb and Dumber To 2.18

2012 Tribeca Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Take this Waltz 3.19
2 Days in New York 3.15
Headshot 4
Fourth Dimension, The 4
Jackpot 5
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2013 Fantasia International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
24 Exposures 4
When a Wolf Falls in Love with a Sheep 4
Burning Buddha Man, The 3
Number 10 Blues/Goodbye Saigon 3
Halley 4
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2013 Toronto International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Blind Detective 5
Like Father, Like Son (2014) 4.75
Right Kind of Wrong, The 2
Afflicted 3.5
Wind Rises, The 4.95
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2013 New York Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Square, The (2013) 4.89
All Is Lost 4.53
Blue Is the Warmest Color 4.08
Immigrant, The 4.11
Le Week-End 3.4
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2013 Chicago International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Alan Partridge 4.14
Despite the Gods 4
Go Goa Gone 2.71
Stop-Over 4
Blue Ruin 4.56
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2015 Sundance Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
'71 4
Tribe, The (2014) 5
Wild Tales 2
It Follows 4.57
Girlhood (Bande de filles) 2
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2014 Toronto International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Foxcatcher 5
Top Five 4.86
Cub 5
Don't Go Breaking My Heart 2 2.86
Sea Fog (Haemoo) 4.38
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2014 Chicago International Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Alleluia 5
It Follows 4.57
Imitation Game, The 3.57
St. Vincent 3.86
Wild 4
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2014 Telluride Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Wild Tales 2
Imitation Game, The 3.57
Foxcatcher 5
'71 4
Wild 4
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2014 Denver Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Midnight Swim, The 3
'71 4
Wild 4
Alleluia 5
Foxcatcher 5
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2014 AFI Fest MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Homesman, The 3.44
'71 4
It Follows 4.57
Faults 4
Foxcatcher 5
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2014 Polish Film Festival in America MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Ida 4.71
Immigrant, The 4.11
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2015 Palm Springs Film Festival MOVIES
TITLE RATING
Ida 4.71
Tribe, The (2014) 5
In Order of Disappearance 5
'71 4
Citizenfour 3.14
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BACK IN TIME (FLEET OF TIME)
"Right characters, wrong story."
2 stars
Jay Seaver says... "It can be kind of interesting to watch a movie like "Back in Time" ("Cong Cong Na Nian" in the original Mandarin, translated onscreen as "Fleet of Time") which comes from another culture, though often kind of puzzling: It's at least partly someone else's nostalgia, and if you don't know the late-1990s mandopop song accompanying a scene, you may be missing the punchline. Then again, it's not like the movies that make an appeal to one's own youth generally wind up being very good beyond that knee-jerk reaction, even without this movie's specific problems." (more)
ANNIE (2014)
"Annie Hell"
1 stars
Peter Sobczynski says... ""Annie," the stage musical adaptation of the long-running comic strip, has, of course, gone on to become one of the biggest hits in Broadway history but when it came time to transfer it from the stage to the screen in 1982, the end result was a critical and commercial disaster, largely due to the bizarre decision to turn the directorial reins over to John Huston, a legendary filmmaker who, as it turned out, had absolutely no affinity for the genre and its trappings--essentially it was the "Jersey Boys" of its day. Because of the show's enduring popularity, though, it was almost inevitable that someone would try to film another version of it at some point and now, after years of false starts, "Annie" is back and, astonishingly enough, it is worse than ever. Despite the incredibly low bar set by the previous film, this incarnation is such a grim and joyless slog in almost every imaginable way that not only did Huston make a better "Annie" back in the day, he made a better "Annie" when he did "Victory"--at least that one had something vaguely resembling choreography going for it." (more)
INHERENT VICE
"Cuts right through the haze."
5 stars
Jay Seaver says... "Thomas Pynchon kicked my butt in both classes where I had to read one of his books twenty years ago, and the film adaptation of "Inherent Vice" seemed like it was going to be the same sort of experience - I felt like I had lost the plot about two minutes into a 148-minute movie, which shouldn't even be possible. Of course, sometimes the plot matters much less than the telling, and the telling of this story is exceptional." (more)
BABADOOK, THE
"Kids Conjure Up The Damnedest Things"
4 stars
Peter Sobczynski says... "Even the most forgiving genre apologist would have to admit that 2014 has not exactly been a banner year for horror films with most of the year being dedicated to the usual array of lame sequels, spinoffs, knockoffs and standard-issue craptaculars whose most notable characteristic have been their utter forgettability--it has only been a few weeks since I saw them but if I had to take a test on the differences between "Annabelle" and "Jessabelle," I am not entirely confident that I could pass it. However, if the last few weeks are to be believed, all of that is about to turn around with the arrival of the Australian import "The Babadook." Having made a splash earlier this year at Sundance, the film has been slowly building a wellspring of support amongst fanboys and critics alike, sometimes in the most unlikely of places (when you see a low-budget horror film being discussed in earnest on "CBS Sunday Morning," you know something is up), and the hype was further stoked recently by no less a figure than William Friedkin, the director of a little thing called "The Exorcist," who recently dubbed it the scariest movie that he had ever seen. Now that it is hitting theaters at last, audiences will finally be able to determine for themselves whether the film is a genuinely classic on the level of "Halloween" or "Let the Right One In" or if it just another snoozefest like "All The Boys Love Mandy Lane" that unaccountably found itself on the receiving end of praise from people desperately trying to anoint a film as being the next big thing without quite deserving it." (more)
HOBBIT, THE: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES
"Are We Out Of The Shire Yet?"
2 stars
Peter Sobczynski says... "As long-time readers have no doubt heard me pontificate about before at excruciating length, I have a general aversion to most medieval fantasies involving elves, pixies, sprites, broadswords, dragons (especially those of the talking variety) and other such accoutrements of the genre. Even when an example comes along that I am able to embrace on some level, as was the case with the "Lord of the Rings" films and "Game of Thrones," there is still something about the genre in general that keeps me at a distance and prevents me from embracing them as fully as their most rabid fans do. And yet, I felt a certain degree of elation while heading into the theatre for the screening of "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies," the concluding chapter of Peter Jackson's ridiculously elongated adaptation of JRR Tolkien's relatively slim predecessor to his "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. This sense of anticipation was not due to any sense of love for the film's predecessors--I found both "The Unexpected Journey" and "The Desolation of Smaug" to be bloated nightmares that found him stretching a thin narrative to unconscionable lengths for no obvious reason other than to milk the property for every possible cent. No, this anticipatory delight was due almost entirely to the realization that not only would the story finally have to find some focus in order to get to its conclusion but once the end credits finished rolling, it meant that I would almost certainly no longer be professionally required to give a damn about orcs, white wizards, walking trees and those goddamn talking dragons ever again. (Any smart-ass out there who even thinks of mentioning the title "The Silmarillion" is going to get SUCH a pinch.)" (more)
TOP FIVE
"Chris Rock & Rosario Dawson are a great top two."
5 stars
Jay Seaver says... "It took roughly a minute of "Top Five" for me to realize that I really hadn't been anticipating this film enough - it is, after all, built around Chris Rock and Rosario Dawson hanging around and verbally jousting with each other, and I like both of them a lot. It's not much longer than that before it's clear that we're getting both of them at their best, and that makes for a formidably funny movie." (more)
ZERO MOTIVATION
"Daffi and company are, in fact, kind of daffy."
4 stars
Jay Seaver says... "Having a crappy job or two is often a rite of passage for folks in their late teens and early twenties, and if you live in a country like Israel with mandatory military service, having that turn out to be your crappy job means that you've probably gotten pretty lucky, compared to how things could have turned out. The joke, of course, is that those for whom that is the case are too young and fortunate to realize it at the time, and that adds a nice little sting to the already quite funny "Zero Motivation"." (more)
EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS
"Well, There Is One Good Part. . ."
1 stars
Peter Sobczynski says... "Ridley Scott is one of the few directors out there who more often than not works better when he has enormous technical hurdles to conquer. If you have a film that needs vast worlds, either recreations of past eras or detailed conceptualization of future ones, filled up with casts of thousands (even if many of them are now digitally created these days) and elaborate action set-pieces, he is your man, as he has shown in such epics as "Alien," "Blade Runner," "Black Hawk Down," the extended edition of "Kingdom of Heaven" and "Prometheus" (yeah, "Prometheus"). When it comes to dealing with two or three people in a room simply communicating with each other, on the other hand, is when things get dicey and the end result is something like his last effort, "The Counsellor," a film that may reveal itself as some kind of bleak masterpiece of nihilism at some point down the road but which now still plays like a turgid disaster. The problem with his latest effort, the Biblical epic "Exodus: Gods and Kings," is that it tells a story that requires someone with a facility for handling both the epic and the intimate and while he pulls off the big-scale stuff in a reasonable manner, he badly fumbles the quieter, character-driven stuff that is equally important. The end result is a lumbering saga that offers a few moments of real spectacle but which is, ironic for a religious-based narrative, almost utterly devoid of anything resembling a soul." (more)
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