|The Sunday News Recap! 1.27.13
by Ryan Arthur
Pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies.
Attention, punks: the Sunday News Recap is back after a health-related hiatus, and is ready to roll with the last sev-uh, FOURTEEN! days’ worth of reviews and features from the crew here at eFC/HBS. We’ll also run down the box office numbers for the weekend and prepare you for the week ahead. I’m Ryan, and does this sound right? "In the beginning God created the Heavens and a transvestite who pooped mozzarella dinosaurs?”
” Oh, I love your religion, for the crazy. Virgin birth, water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.”
Reviews from our staff over the last week:
The Last Stand
Zero Dark Thirty
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns – Part 2
The Last Stand
Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters
The Thing (1982)
The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981)
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”Tomorrow morning, you'll be served breakfast in bed, like a queen or a quadriplegic.”
We've got new features from our staff as well:
The Sunday News Recap! 1.13.13
DVD Reviews For 1/21: “If I’m Not Grounded Pretty Soon, I’m Gonna Go Into Orbit.”
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” Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?...Hmmm, it tastes like it may kill me.”
Here is the preliminary top ten for the weekend. Estimates are taken from Box Office Mojo.com and are rounded up, where applicable.
1. Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters $19.0 million
2. Mama $12.8 million ($48.6 million total)
3. Silver Linings Playbook $10.0 million ($69.5 million total)
4. Zero Dark Thirty $9.8 million ($69.9 million total)
5. Parker $7.0 million
6. Django Unchained $5.0 million ($146.3 million total)
7. Movie 43 $5.0 million
8. Gangster Squad $4.2 million ($39.6 million total)
9. Broken City $4.0 million ($15.3 million total)
10. Les Miserables (2012) $3.9 million ($137.2 million total)
”You look like a two dollar whore. And keep in mind that the dollar is weak right now. So, to wrap up, that's an insult.”
Opening This Week:
Bullet To The Head
Mumia: Long Distance Revolutionary
”I'd better get the security guard. I'm not searching that basement unless I'm accompanied by an armed stranger who failed the psychological test to become a cop.”
Previewing the week ahead...
We've got more DVD and Blu-Ray recommendations in our Upcoming DVD Release Schedule.
Look for regular updates and additions in Criticwatch from Erik Childress on Friday, as well.
And hey, don't forget to visit the Contest page for your chance to win DVDs and other assorted movie-related swag from eFC/HBS.
We'll also have some additional features and editorials throughout the week, and I'll have your Recap ready to go on Sunday.
“Gentlemen, have your mail forwarded to the edge, as that is where we are heading!”
Another week, another edition of the Sunday News Recap in the books. Don’t forget, we’ll be back next Sunday with another edition of the Recap. You can always take a look at our previous Recaps and join and visit our forums, too. Something hard and black just fell off the baby's bellybutton I thought it was beef jerky and... am I gonna die or am I stronger than ever? Thanks for reading, and as always, your feedback is appreciated.
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originally posted: 01/27/13 18:24:22
last updated: 02/03/13 16:20:31