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Which Oscar winner will move to porn when her career dives?

 
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Which actress is most likely to resort to doing softcore porn as soon as she can't pay the bills anymore?
Jennifer Connelly
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Halle Berry
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Mira Sorvino
18%
 18%  [ 3 ]
Angelina Jolie
56%
 56%  [ 9 ]
Marisa Tomei
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Juliette Binoche
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Anna Paquin
12%
 12%  [ 2 ]
Susan Sarandon
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Kim Basinger
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Hilary Swank
12%
 12%  [ 2 ]
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2002 3:49 pm    Post subject: Which Oscar winner will move to porn when her career dives? Reply with quote

Maybe not hardcore Ron Jeremy stuff, but something like those Cinemax softcore things that usually star Shannon Tweed.

Dana Delaney did it in Exit of Eden, Mimi Rogers let the puppies run in Full Body Massage... so who's next? You make the call.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2002 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha, excellent poll, Sir!

some good choices. I think Connely would have done it by now, but she held out until she got "respectable" again.

I'm gonna go with Jolie. She's the most white trash and least talented of the bunch. She already looks like she's on the Vivid payroll.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2002 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thoroughly reviewed this list.

And then I saw Jolie's name.

Uhh, there is no other choice.

She's already the most used looking whore on screen. Jolie has recently surpassed Denise Richards in winning the Skankiest Ho of the Year Award. They were presented earlier this year in an untelevised portion of the Oscars at an off-site convention center someplace in the San Fernando Valley and sponsered by Vivid Films.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2002 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's Charlize Theron?

Ashley Judd?

Jennifer Lopez?

and a whore called Penelope Cruz?

I guess I'll go with Jolie, sorry Angie, your 15 minutes are up

so are yours, you 4 hos.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2002 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I chose Swank.

Cuz them lips were made for suckin'

...and that's just what they'll do.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2002 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jolie, no question.

Jennifer "Ass to Ass!" Connelly comes in second.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2002 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[b]She's already the most used looking whore on screen. Jolie has recently surpassed Denise Richards in winning the Skankiest Ho of the Year Award. [/b]

But Tomb Raider II will make money.

You need a talentless actress (which Jolie is I'll grant you) but one without strong commercial appeal. Mira Sorivno would do a softcore movie if you convinced her it was "empowering". Mimic, Replacement Killers? Oh yeah, she's ready.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2002 1:02 pm    Post subject: Dude, learn to read the question. Reply with quote

Slyder wrote:
Where's Charlize Theron?
Ashley Judd?
Jennifer Lopez?
and a whore called Penelope Cruz?


Gee, I dunno. The same place their Oscars are?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2002 1:23 pm    Post subject: Mira! Reply with quote

Poor Mira makes such lousy decisions, I am surprised the softcore is not in her filmography yet. When she was starting out, I think she did some made for cable movie with a salacious title. Sad when I would rather watch Angelina and Mira's FATHERS onscreen before I have to witness what the girls' agents picked for them out of the big pile of crappy screenplays.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2002 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jolie..no doubt - BillyBob's already kicked her to the curb...although I kinda wish JLO would just drop off the face of the earth...Aren't some of her videos already considered softcore porn?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2002 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

while I still think Jolie is at the top of the list, Halle is a close second. She's already appearing nude in every film she does these days, and she did have Billy Bob rub his funk all over her. Surely a little softcore isn't too much lower than that.

As for the rest, Mira probably won't because she'll always have daddy's money. Anna Paquin should be able to ride the X-men gravy train for a long time to come, Sarandon is getting a bit long in the tooth, and Bassinger is Bassinger. She'll always have work, good or not. Swank is a possibility - she comes off as being very white trizash.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2002 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jennifer Connelly-Nah.

Halle Berry-Probably, especially after seeing her in Monster's Ball & Swordfish.

Mira Sorvino-Possibly.

Angelina Jolie-Yes, without a doubt.

Marisa Tomei-Half-and-half possiblity.

Juliette Binoche-No.

Anna Paquin-About as possible as Shirley Temple starring in a hardcore.

Susan Sarandon-Doubt it seriously, but a small chance.

Kim Basinger-How often do you see a 50 year old do softcore? Not likely, unless her career falls next week.

Hilary Swank-A fair chance.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 12:11 am    Post subject: Hello! Reply with quote

Where is Jennifer Tilly?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 16, 2002 12:48 am    Post subject: ... Reply with quote

Susan Sarandon!!!! Sad *tries to claw eyes out* Must get rid of horrible old-lady sex mind picture....
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 16, 2002 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uh, what Oscars did Tilly win?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2002 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, I don't know about an Oscar, but she wins a Woody for what she does to Gina Gershon in Bound
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2002 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think she was nominated for Bullets Over Broadway.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2002 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That very well may be. But, being Nominated isn't the same thing as Winning.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't bring her up, I just thought I'd mention it.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I voted Sorvino. Pappy won't be around forever, and when he kicks it, all her inheritance money will be spent on booze and blow. Then it's Cinemax late night with Sharon Tweed and Sandahl, babeeee!
Berry and Jolie are both highly possible.......Tomei and a few of the others can actually act, so I don't expect to seem them anytime soon. I wish JLO would appear in a snuff film...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 28, 2002 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For some reason, Judi Dench came immediately to mind...

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