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Miss Horror



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:06 pm    Post subject: Chained up in People's Basements Reply with quote

I have found a few movies lately that are about people in foreign countries being kidnapped and held for torture in the homes of people. So scary! Makes you wonder how many people right now are chained up in people's basements all over the world!!

Mum and Dad

Martyrs

Hostel 1 & 2

An American Crime

Misery

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

House of 1000 Corpses

Saw

Love Object

There's so many more....You know any??
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm, I'm a little confused because "Misery" and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "Saw" didn't take place in foreign countries.
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Miss Horror



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naw...those just fall into the "being kept in a room and tortured" category!

I was just checkin to see if you were paying attention!


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:30 pm    Post subject: Actually... Reply with quote

I always thought about guys like Elvis - rich, famous, tons of fans and hangers ons - and yet they're on drugs and going to kill themselves in time.

Imagine you were a fan and kidnapped your celeb crush and simply kept him/her and tried to de-tox him/her so they don't die.

I have a version of this and an ideal actress picked out and then my selection (Christina Ricci) died a movie (Black Snake Moan) with a plot so similar my jaw dropped as I watched it.

In my version though the kidnapped is killed by the cops after the kidnapper and his victim worked things out and he was going to release her. And then the celebrity is driven over a bridge and then gets out of the car and jumps to her death so she could be with the only personal that saw the pain she was in and cared more about trying to help her than get money out of her.

It was not a comedy.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should be in the movie business. You should also watch Love Object. The ending is worth it.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:58 pm    Post subject: Well... Reply with quote

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You should be in the movie business.


I'm far too shy for adult film but I'm flattered Smile.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not sure what you mean by "adult film"... you were telling me about your idea for a movie, so I said you should be in the movie business. Love Object is about a man who is too shy to have a real woman, so he buys a doll that he thinks is controlling him. Later he does find a girl that likes him, so he tries to take over her.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn it. One of Bob's bitches must have escaped and posted on here. Embarassed

You know, it's pretty much impossible to find a decent mainstream horror movie made today. Most of it's crap. Well, most of what Bob can remember when he's not passed out drunk off Hooch™. Rolling Eyes

Bob usually enjoys Japanese versions of horror movies. Like Infection, One Missed Call, or The Orphanage (although that one is Spanish), or even The Grudge. And not that crap with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Evil or Very Mad

Watching that only makes Bob want to giggle like a bitch, or make sweet love to the t.v.

Speaking of giggling.. that's what The Midnight Meat Train made me do while I watching it. The movie was almost watchable.. up until the goofy ending. Eh?
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Booty-Obsessed Bob, kudos to you for landing a backhanded slap on the talentless Sarah Michelle Gellar. She was definitely last decade's Ali McGraw.

Very Happy

Oh, and when are you going to invite me again to your Whore Dungeon, you selfish SOB?

Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack - Watching Gellar act is like fisting a whore's pooper.... dry. It's just painful. Like watching her in Simply Irresistible. Evil or Very Mad

Now, had they cast Sean Patrick Flanery as Connor MacManus in it from The Boondock Saints, that might different. If there's a chance of her getting whacked.. Bob's all in to watch that. Twisted Evil

Uh, and simple. When you pitch in for the Hooch™, you cheap bastard. Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oooo...I have yet to see Infection..

Now quit talkin trash, before I have ta hog tie you and make you squeal like a pig! WEEEE WEEEE!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miss Horror - Listen, sweet tits.. this ain't Deliverance. Razz

And before Jack over there gets around to saying it.. no, Infection isn't based off of Bob's true life story. Rolling Eyes

Now, before Bob abducts you and chains you up in his basement.. any other suggestions of your own for horror movies?

Ones that don't suck. So, make your choices wise ones. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suppose Bob can't read, cuz I have a whole list of good ones at the beginning of this whole thread (remember I'm the one that escaped his basement and made this post)



Unless he just didn't like the ones I picked...Although I must admit, House of 1,000 Corpses sucked more ass that Bob did last night at the Red Hot Pussy Liquor...

Ok, let's see--- Any Tarantino film is a given so he don't count...

Alfred Hitchcock's "The Rope" starring James Stewart 1948

Greg Hoblit's "Frequency" starring Dennis Quaid

Rob Kohen's "The Skulls" with Joshua Jackson and Paul Walker

Sundance Film Festival/Peter Hoffman's "The Believer"

Joseph Ruben's "The Good Son" with Macaulay Culkin

"The Changeling" George C. Scott, Trish Van Devere, Melvyn Douglas

There are so many more in our world of movie lust. But notice one thing...All these movies are old, why? Cuz all the new shit is crap. The most recent GOOD movies I saw lately was "Law Abiding Citizen" Jamie Foxx and I also liked The Crazies...


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miss Horror - That's why Bob said other suggestions. I think all the beer, cheese, and 'brats have impaired your ability to read. Razz

You can suggest anything with James Stewart and Bob will watch it. It could him blowing a hobo, and Bob would still give it a go. Wait, what? Embarassed

Really? The Good Son? Mad Woman, you is about to get tossed into the back of the Whoremobile™, and subjected to torture for that. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:12 pm    Post subject: Wait! Reply with quote

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Greg Hoblit's "Frequency" starring Dennis Quaid


Bob, I'll chip in gas money Miss Horror seems worth it.

But then again I'm a middle child so I never get my way
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You don't like "Good Son"??? Surprised

And Mr. Adult Film Dark over here doesn't like "Frequency"???? Not talking

Boy, I'm starting to feel like Reese Witherspoon in Fear..

I'm gonna have to take on Three Faces of Eve just to cope with you guy's torments----

Come over here, I want you to see The Burning Bed, I gotta show you What Lies Beneath! (Although if Michelle puckers her lips any farther, Harrison's gonna trip over 'em)

Sommersby! Where are you?! Don't you see what they're doin to me!!


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:55 pm    Post subject: Geez... Reply with quote

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And Mr. Adult Film Dark over here doesn't like "Frequency"???? Not talking


I wuvs Frequency - a brilliant low key horror movie with a great twist or three and very well acted. I wuvs this movie!!!

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Sommersby! Where are you?! Don't you see what they're doin to me!!


Ye gods woman! How many men at once do you need?

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for B.A.B: Trying sitting through Southland Tales - Sarah Michelle Gellar as a porno actress. One, she finally has a role equal to her acting ability. Two, it's more ridiculous and stupid than even you might guess.
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