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PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2016 10:07 am    Post subject: Criticwatch 2016 Reply with quote


PETER TRAVERS
(Rolling Stone)
Movie Reviews
(2002 Whore Ranking - #1)
(2003 Whore Ranking - The Peter Travers Whore of the Year Award Created!)
(2004 - 61 Quotes) (2005 - 65 Quotes) (2006 - 69 Quotes)
(2007 - 74 Quotes) (2008 - 67 Quotes) (2009 - 74 Quotes)
(2010 - 81 Quotes) (2011 - 61 Quotes) (2012 - 69 Quotes)
(2013 - 64 Quotes) (2014 - 65 Quotes) (2015 - 70 Quotes)
(2016 - 10 Quotes)

Travers has long been the Rolling Stone film critic, but wasn't always a shill. For a long time he was a respected writer, but over he last few years it's become more and more clear that he's just out to get Rolling Stone some free publicity. Just like sports bonuses for achievement. Think about it.

CHECK OUT THE YEARLY PETER TRAVERS RETROSPECTIVES
(2011) - (2012) - (2013) - (2014) - (2015)

QUOTES
"Tina Fey will make you laugh till it hurts." (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
"An exhilarating gift. Vibrantly alive, it brims over with humor, heartbreak and ravishing romance." (My Golden Days)
"Everything that makes Ethan Hake an extraordinary actor - his energy, his empathy, his fearless, vanity-free eagerness to explore the deeper recesses of a character - is on view in Born to Be Blue." (Born to Be Blue)
"Hiddleston gives the role his all, including singing Hank hits in a voice that stirringly suggests the real thing." (I Saw the Light)
"Richard LInklater's Everybody Wants Some!! slaps a smile on your face that won't quit. It's Dazed and Confused meets the '80s. Get some!" (Everybody Wants Some)
"Jeff Nichols builds a mesmerizer of a movie. Extraordinary. Jeff Nichols ranks with the best American directors of his generation." (Midnight Special)
"Prepare to be wowed." (The Jungle Book)
"Totally irresistible." (Sing Street)
"Susan Sarandon is a star shining on her highest beams. Only a fool would want to miss those fireworks." (The Meddler)
"Funny, touching and vital." (The Family Fang)


Hollywood Elsewhere 2/4/03 (Movie Poop Shoot)
"Does Peter Travers win the flat-footed medal for all eternity? Has he ever written a negative review, or even a mildly critic one? Have you ever seen an ad for the worst movie ever? It'll have a rave from ROLLING STONE, dollars to donuts. I just assume if he likes it and the rest of the quotes are from some AM radio guy in Tulsa, that the movie sucks." - Post-Production Polly

"Peter Travers is a wash as a critic now, and probably for all time. Any time his name is within 4 font-size points of the film title, blink and move on." - Los Angeles-based indie filmmaker

More bile about Travers
The Daily Ping - 2/3/02
The Simon - Peter Travers Gets Stoned



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2016 10:13 am    Post subject: PETE HAMMOND Reply with quote


PETE HAMMOND
(Deadline)
(Pete's Dittmanesque Capsule Reviews)
(Pete's Rotten Tomatoes Listing)
(2005 Whore Ranking - #4)
(2006 - THE PETER TRAVERS WHORE OF THE YEAR!)
(2007 - THE MICHAEL MEDVED BAG OF DOUCHE MEMORIAL AWARD WINNER! w/ 88 Quotes)
(2008 - THE KEVIN THOMAS SLOPPY SECONDS AWARD WINNER!)
(2009 - THE PETER TRAVERS WHORE OF THE YEAR!)
(2010 - 43 Quotes) (2011 - 44 Quotes) (2012 - 29 Quotes)
(2013 - 31 Quotes) (2014 - 28 Quotes) (2015 - 30 Quotes)
(2016 - 7 Quotes)

PETE HAMMOND INTERVIEWED BY ROTTEN TOMATOES - TAKES SHOTS AT CRITICWATCH
Read it here

CHECK OUT THE YEARLY PETE HAMMOND RETROSPECTIVES
(2011) - (2012) - (2013) - (2014) - (2015)

QUOTES
"Hilarious and filled with heart." (Kung Fu Panda 3)
"Smart, absurdly funny and richly rewarding." (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
"A powerful Nazi revenge thriller." (Remember)
"Melissa Rauch is a total hoot!" (The Bronze)
"A remarkable, riveting and inspiring must-see!" (The Dark Horse)
"Spectacular" (The Jungle Book)
"One of Tom Hanks' most unique, heartfelt and memorable performances! A completely rewarding movie experience." (A Hologram for the King)



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:39 am    Post subject: SHAWN EDWARDS Reply with quote


SHAWN EDWARDS
(FOX-TV - Kansas City)
Shawn's "Screening Room" Reviews
(2002 Whore Ranking - #7)
(2003 Whore Ranking - #4)
(2004 Whore Ranking - #5)
(2005 - THE KEVIN THOMAS SLOPPY SECONDS AWARD WINNER)
(2006 Whore Ranking - #3)
(2007 - THE PETER TRAVERS WHORE OF THE YEAR AWARD WINNER)
(2008 Whore Ranking - #4)
(2009 Whore Ranking - #4)
(2010 - THE PETER TRAVERS WHORE OF THE YEAR AWARD WINNER)
(2011 - THE PETER TRAVERS WHORE OF THE YEAR AWARD WINNER)
(2012 - Whore Ranking - #4)
(2013 - THE PETER TRAVERS WHORE OF THE YEAR AWARD WINNER)
(2014 - THE PETER TRAVERS WHORE OF THE YEAR AWARD WINNER)
(2015 - Whore Ranking - #3)
(2016 - 5 Quotes)


QUOTES
"Twice as funny! Twice as fun!" (Ride Along 2)
"Ferociously funny" (Fifty Shades of Black)
"Hilarious" (Barbershop: The Next Cut)
"The best horror sequel Ever. (The Conjuring 2)
"Most exciting movie of the summer." (Now You See Me 2)



Compliments of Pitch.com

READ CHRIS PARRY'S
Great Moments In Junketeering #1: Shawn Edwards does Chronicles of Riddick


HEAR THE CLIP THAT GOT SHAWN FIRED FROM THE WALT BODINE SHOW
HE PLAYS THE RACE CARD AND LOSES
The Walt Bodine Show (June 30, 2006)
"Is it because I'm black?"

An anonymous source is calling for the removal of Shawn Edwards - check it on in our forum (Help Remove Shawn Edwards!)

**********SHAWN EGO ALERT**********
FROM THE COLUMN OF KANSAS CITY STAR'S HEARNE CHRISTOPHER (aka Shawn's Buttboy)
Shawn Edwards' Movie Awards
"The people who actually spend their money at the multiplexes get to vote. It's not the critics groups that meet in a cave like Bin Laden and come up with all these choices that don't match mainstream movie taste. We decided to let the people have their vote, because without them, Hollywood wouldn't exist. Critics don't drive Hollywood; people drive Hollywood."

The Kansas City Star[/b]
"The quotes you read of mine, alongside Roger Ebert and all the top-notch critics, has totally helped my career as a film critic and my credibility," Edwards says. It's time someone took Edwards down a peg.

Help! Shawn Edwards Wants American Idol
Edwards Responds To Variety's Timothy Gray
"Here's my deal. My job as a critic is to appreciate the whole spectrum of cinema. As a critic I'm allowed my opinion. I don't understand these guys. I think as a younger guy I have a wider appreciation for all types of film. I mean, everything is not going to be a 'Citizen Kane.' But I've been quoted on two of the five movies nominated for best picture, too. So my taste can't be all that bad. I liked 'White Chicks,' and that film did $75 million. I'm not ashamed. I also like 'Million Dollar Baby' and 'Ray.' But I don't like everything. I did not like 'Sideways.'"

Edwards Quits KC Film Circle. Cites Jealousy On Members!
�They're not trying to support the totality of cinema and a diverse viewpoint," Edwards says. "To me it's nothing but a big clique of film geeks "that's why I resigned. I'm not going to be a part of that. I don't need to be a part of a group that supports negativity. If they want to fire arrows at me, that's fine, but I think they're firing arrows out of jealousy and envy," Edwards counters. "If I like a movie or don't like a movie, fine, who cares? Why are they so concerned over what my views are? I don't understand what's been done that's wrong. I mean movies and quotes go together like 7-Elevens and Slurpees." The Film Snobs Respond To Edwards

And Edwards Responds Back
"I give them credit, at least they're watching," Edwards quips. "But obviously they didn't pay that close attention because we did a 10 worst (movies) last year and I didn't not like 'Sideways,' I gave it a three (out of five)." (Editor's Note: Upon review of the actual tape where Shawn reviews Sideways, he gives it a TWO out of five, NOT THREE!)

Compliments of Pitch.com


SEE A CLIP OF SHAWN EDWARDS (RIGHT HERE)
OR READ ABOUT HIS DRUNKEN ESCAPADE AT THE PITCH MUSIC AWARDS
OR THIS EMBARRASSING COLUMN
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:52 am    Post subject: DAVE MORALES Reply with quote


DAVE MORALES
Backstageol.com/Fox TV Houston
(2013 - 1 Quote)
(2014 - 3 Quotes)
(2015 - PETE HAMMOND SLOPPY SECONDS AWARD WINNER)
(2016 - 8 Quotes)

QUOTES
"Sensational. Breathtaking." (The Finest Hours)
“An uplifting Masterpiece!” (Risen)
"Intense." (The Divergent Series: Allegiant)
"Hilarious and heartwarming. A big fat great time." (My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2)
"A thrilling adventure." (The Jungle Book)
"An intense, thought-provoking thriller!" (Criminal)
"A masterpiece." (Warcraft)
"Next level horror." (The Conjuring 2)
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:19 am    Post subject: MARIA SALAS Reply with quote


MARIA SALAS
(Telemundo/Gems Television)
NBC6 - South Florida Today
(2005 - 9 Quotes) (2006 - Whore Ranking - #5) (2007 - 8 Quotes)
(2008 - 1 Quote) (2009 - Whore Ranking - #6) (2010 - Whore Ranking - #8)
(2011 - Whore Ranking - #9) (2012 - Whore Ranking - #5) (2013 - The Pete Hammond Sloppy Seconds Award Winner)
(2014 - Whore Ranking - #8)
(2015 - PETER TRAVERS QUOTE WHORE OF THE YEAR!)
(2016 - 4 Quotes)

QUOTES
"A film you won't soon forget." (Criminal)
"A Funny and wonderful fish-out-of-water story. (A Hologram for the King)
"(1) The perfect Mother's Day gift. (2) The perfect movie to celebrate Mother's Day! Hilarious and romantic with a spectacular cast. It's a real winner!" (Mother's Day)
"A perfect summer movie." (The Nice Guys)
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