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I Fucking Hate Cincinnati! Amanda where are you?

 
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:51 pm    Post subject: I Fucking Hate Cincinnati! Amanda where are you? Reply with quote

Bored at a friends house and notice's Jennifer's Body was on - what a piece of shit. Megan Fox is the boring hot slut, the gorgeous Amanda Seyfried plays the Needy the geek. Slut becomes a demon, eats people, eats geeks boyfriend, and then it's the final battle which the geek wins (of course). There are no surprises and I've seen Ginger Snaps and a stupider version of it I did not need.

I read a good (well bad) review of it with a idea I think could have saved it: "You have to wonder what she could have done if her character had been turned into the succubus instead. Transforming the good girl into the man eater while the bad girl suddenly has to be the heroine of the story certainly sounds like a more intriguing idea than the one they actually went with." Amanda Seyfried can actually act too which would not have hurt and personally I think Seyfried the more attractive of the two anyway.

Megan Fox, the (sh)It Girl of the moment is in Jonah Hex and the last I read it's releasing in mid June a month and a half away - and there's no trailer, not a good sign. But then...the lovely Ms Seyfried has a movie coming out? It's called Chloe? What's it about?

"Catherine and David, she a doctor, he a professor, are at first glance the perfect couple. Happily married with a talented teenage son, they appear to have an idyllic life. But when David misses a flight and his surprise birthday party, Catherine's long simmering suspicions rise to the surface. Suspecting infidelity, she decides to hire an escort" - fuck, yeah. I'm sold right there.

Checking the trailer - OMG - She naked! There is a God...but wait! WTF?
"Sorry, no theaters are available within 40 miles of zip code 45238 that are playing the movie "Chloe" on Monday, Apr. 19."

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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