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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

christmas is a terrible invention and should be renamed giftmas.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Celebrities should not be interviewed on news shows unless they have something newsworthy to report. (And having a new movie coming out isn't exactly newsworthy!)
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

People should not try to kiss me hello on both cheeks unless they know me really well. And if they know me really well, they are not going to try and kiss me hello on both cheeks.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Milk is for pussies.

Unless it's chocolate milk . . .
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you calling Mr. T a pussy?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damnit, I wasn't logged in!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you rent your fifth Adam Sandler movie at Blockbuster, they should take you out back and beat you with copies of Seven Samurai and Raging Bull.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2002 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The ingredients list on the cereal box is the most important literature of our times
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2002 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Remember those ridiculous anti-drug ads that had teenagers saying things like "I funded terrorist activity against America" and "I was responsible for the kidnapping of nuns" and blah blah blah.

They should do one of those with SUV owners, saying the exact same fucking things.

See, the SUV is officially classed as a truck, not a sedan, and therefore its not subject to the rather more strict oil economy rules that standard cars have to be manufactured under. So for the car company, it's cheaper to build an SUV, then charge you more for them, then watch you line up to buy them.

Meanwhile we all drown in fumes and further deplete our oil supply, which we have to purchase from bastards that want us dead.

Suck that oil down, motherfuckers. Suck that four-wheeled crack pipe...
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Green is the new brown.

(ahaha. "Suck on that four-wheeled crack pipe" ahahhah)
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some guy in the oncoming lane of I-80 rolled their SUV right in front of me when I was driving back from utah. Must have rolled the fucker at least 6 times. Only thing he'll be sucking for a while is an oxygen hose, I'd imagine.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I rolled my truck before. I walked away and I am still driving it. You wouldn't be able to tell by looking at it. They are built tough. Ford Tough. Wink


I didn't grow up near public transport and snow removal, so I kind of needed a truck to get around - not everyone has the same access to services that you guys do.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I rolled my car one icy night in college. It landed upside down, so I had to crawl out the window. I saw the car the next day and couldn't believe anyone had gotten out of it.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 5:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, hopefully they walked away from it too, but it looked BAD. I've seen plenty of accidents, but my jaw dropped open when I saw that one. Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speaking of accidents, cell phoens should have a feature that automatically de-activates them as soon as the ignition on a vehicle is activated.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2002 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

smoking is cool, and you know it.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobody ever died from smoking marijuana. MSG has killed plenty.

Isn't it odd that sweet and sour chicken is legal, yet dope is banned? This imbalance has to be redressed.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uh oh.

Sweet & Sour Chicken and weed are bad for you???

There goes my everyday meal and my favorite pastime. Sad
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can live without the sweet n' sour chicken.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone remember when I posted about my car accident?

Thats one experience I don't want to repeat. I'm certain I've would've been killed that night hadn't I jerked the wheel to the right to avoid that deadly head on impact. Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2002 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Stairway to Heaven" sucks. The only good Led Zeppelin song is "Dancing Days."

And that John Edward psychic dude is a fake.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2002 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No girl ever has the right to complain about not getting enough sex, especially when I can spend two hours chatting her up, only for her to leave early, telling me she has to get up early next day.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is beyond "festive" when it looks like Father Christmas threw up on your lawn. On a related note, the signs off the highway in fields about guns saving lives really piss me off.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guns do save lives. Any time one jams, bam, another life saved.

God bless the guns, eh?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 09, 2002 12:36 pm    Post subject: Guns and Stuff Reply with quote

Guns do save lives. Heck, the average woman usually has a height/weight/fighting experiance disadvantage compared to the avarage man. If a woman lives/works in an environment she feels threatened in I have no problem with her buying a firearm and training with it. A woman + gun = defense capable. Heck, just shoot a mugger/rapist/pervert in the leg, that's usually enough to discourage them.

My statement: will + strength = power. will + weakness = luck. And don't depend on luck. For anything.
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