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Tony Hansen
Name: Tony Hansen
Age: 40
Locale: Salt Lake City, Utah
Email: tonyhansen@hollywoodbitchslap.com
Favourite Quote: "Sexual assault with a concrete dildo? What the hell were you doing there?"
Favourite Genre:
  Documentary
Favourite Actor/Actress:
  Christian Bale
Least Favourite Actor/Actress:
  Marlon Wayans
Favourite Films:
  Five Easy Pieces
  Conversation, The
  
Least Favourite Films:
  Patch Adams
  Little Mermaid, The
  White Chicks
When I grow up I want to be:
  a script girl for pornographic films.
4th Sign of the Apocalypse:
  Nicolae Carpathia will claim to be our savior. (I've already seen it in the Left Behind films.)
I wish my mom was:
  alive (spiritually, emotionally, and, oh yeah, physically).
Description:
I believe in everything Crash Davis believes in, except I think long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses should only last two days. "Three days" is for pansies.
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