Jamie Kennedy's favorite movie review site
Home Reviews  Articles  Release Dates Coming Soon  DVD  Top 20s Criticwatch  Search
Public Forums  Festival Coverage  Contests About 
Advertisement

Overall Rating
2.83

Awesome: 4.35%
Worth A Look: 15.22%
Just Average52.17%
Pretty Crappy: 15.22%
Sucks: 13.04%

5 reviews, 16 user ratings


Latest Reviews

Loving Vincent by Jay Seaver

Fortress, The (2017) by Jay Seaver

MFA by Jay Seaver

You Only Live Once by Jay Seaver

November (2017) by Jay Seaver

Friendly Beast by Jay Seaver

Foreigner, The (2017) by Jay Seaver

Tom of Finland by Rob Gonsalves

Happy Death Day by Jay Seaver

78/52: Hitchcock's Shower Scene by Jay Seaver

subscribe to this feed


Mindhunters
[AllPosters.com] Buy posters from this movie
by EricDSnider

"The three years on the shelf were so the dumbness could ferment."
3 stars

As far as preposterous, imbecilic thrillers go, "Mindhunters" is a fun one. I didn't believe a minute of it, and all my laughter was at its expense (the film itself is deadly serious), but I was never bored by it, either. It's in the category of movies, like "Cellular" and "Timeline," that I can't really recommend, but that I wouldn't exactly discourage anyone from seeing, either.

It's about a group of FBI profilers-in-training who are whisked away by their unconventional, borderline psychopath trainer (Val Kilmer) to a Navy-owned island for a weekend of final tests and drills. The main event is that a crime will be simulated, with appropriate clues left behind, that they will have to solve. But wouldn't you know it, while investigating the manufactured crime scene, a real crime occurs, insofar as one of the trainees is killed by an elaborate booby trap.

Well, what better for a final exam, you know? The survivors are in panic mode now, looking for a way off the island (there isn't one) or a means of communicating with the mainland (forget it). And, as always happens when a small band of characters are trapped in an isolated location, they begin to die one by one, the killer apparently being among them. It's Agatha Christie's "Ten Little Indians" -- or the 1985 film "Clue," if you prefer -- by way of "Seven" (because, you see, these FBI profilers are being profiled by the murderer and dispatched according to their individual strengths and weaknesses).

In the beginning, the potential suspects and victims are led by Sara (Kathryn Morris), an unsure woman with a tendency to freeze up under stress and who is still processing a previous trauma. Her FBI partner is J.D. (Christian Slater), whose sexual partner is Nicole (Patricia Velasquez), a tough-as-nails cigarette smoker who, if it weren't for the sex with J.D., would be a lesbian.

Sara's buddy (platonic, so far) is Lucas (Jonny Lee Miller), a Southern boy with an obvious crush on her. There's also Rafe (Will Kemp), an Irish national (what's HE doing in the FBI?); Bobby (Eion Bailey), a non-descript handsome American; and Vince (Clifton Collins Jr.), who is confined to a wheelchair since being shot some time ago and who now goes nowhere without his gun. They're all joined at the last minute by Gabe Jensen (LL Cool J), a Philadelphia detective who's along to observe their tactics, ostensibly, though there is more to it than that.

The one smart move in the screenplay (by Wayne Kramer and Kevin Brodbin) is to have the murders occur via booby trap rather than overt act. When someone is, say, stabbed to death, you can figure out who did it by determining where everyone was at the time of the stabbing. But when it's a complicated, set-in-advance trap, it doesn't matter where the killer is. He or she could be having dinner with five witnesses at the time of the murder and still be the murderer.

That said, these booby traps rely on A LOT of foreknowledge and luck. Somehow the killer seems to know exactly who will respond to each crisis, and how they will respond, and thus moves everyone around like chess pieces in a most outrageous, comical fashion. It doesn't matter if your strategy is to barricade yourself in your room and wait for rescue from the mainland. The killer KNEW you would do that, and a deadly cobra has already been stashed in your bed sheets. SO THERE!

Renny Harlin, of so many vigorously foolish movies I need hardly name them (OK, "Exorcist: The Beginning," "Deep Blue Sea" and "Cutthroat Island"), directed this thing, which was finished almost three years ago and has been scheduled and rescheduled for release several times since then. That doesn't speak well of its quality, but in truth it's no worse than a lot of movies that receive full support from their studios and are given prominent release dates. It has the requisite number of false leads, twists and surprises, including two or three that make no sense whatsoever. One of them even relies on the old standby of a character being able to hold his or her breath underwater for well over two minutes -- a classic indeed.

link directly to this review at http://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/review.php?movie=12181&reviewer=247
originally posted: 05/13/05 02:07:54
[printer] printer-friendly format  

User Comments

4/17/10 PAUL SHORTT SUSPENSEFUL THRILLER WITH GOOD PERFORMANCES 3 stars
5/04/08 Jack Sommersby No great shakes, but it's capable and involving. 3 stars
8/05/07 Jeff Anderson Pretty good as these films go & Harlin as usual stages some nifty scenes! LL's a standout!! 4 stars
12/15/06 Jim Utter claptrap, with the only high point being underwater Mexican standoff at the end. 2 stars
5/18/06 drydock54321 nice action scenes 3 stars
1/16/06 Croatoa_100 Good writting but, it tried too hard to be like Renny Harlin's earlier films...!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 stars
12/21/05 Agent Sands Typical but entertaining. Kilmer needed more screen time to support the mediocre cast. 4 stars
11/17/05 MrsVoorheesBabyBoy Great Twists 4 stars
11/15/05 Kaleigh Lattus I thought it was really good because it kept me guessing through the whole film 4 stars
10/25/05 chris fox (the god) reasonable film 4 stars
7/03/05 ALDO good action...keeps you involved....worth watching 4 stars
7/03/05 Marcia Lartz 2 become soul survivors of a group that were -- uh, what the heck WERE they doing? 3 stars
6/15/05 adrian ace must see movie, lacking in the end but over all not a waste of time 4 stars
5/25/05 it A great film 5 stars
5/13/05 Mider Good stuff 5 stars
5/13/05 Burton Bathrick good 3 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
Note: Duplicate, 'planted,' or other obviously improper comments
will be deleted at our discretion. So don't bother posting 'em. Thanks!
Your Name:
Your Comments:
Your Location: (state/province/country)
Your Rating:


Discuss this movie in our forum

USA
  13-May-2005 (R)
  DVD: 20-Sep-2005

UK
  N/A

Australia
  N/A


Directed by
  Renny Harlin

Written by
  Wayne Kramer
  Kevin Brodbin

Cast
  Christian Slater
  LL Cool J
  Val Kilmer
  Eion Bailey
  Will Kemp
  Jonny Lee Miller



Home Reviews  Articles  Release Dates Coming Soon  DVD  Top 20s Criticwatch  Search
Public Forums  Festival Coverage  Contests About 
Privacy Policy | | HBS Inc. |   
All data and site design copyright 1997-2017, HBS Entertainment, Inc.
Search for
reviews features movie title writer/director/cast