Wow. Americans. They can beat ANYONE! Scary Black Men (Rocky 1-3), and now Evil Russians!In this epic, another one of Rocky's friends dies. But this time it's because he gets pounded in the head several times by Dolph Lundgren. Quite frankly, I couldn't blame Dolph; the whole James Brown musical number leading up to the fight woulda made me ready to kill too. So Rocky gets all mad, declares revenge, Adrian tells him not to fight, Pauly drinks, Mickey…well, Mickey doesn't do much. He died in the last one. I guess Mickey gears up for his role in the "Grumpy Old Men" series. So anyways, Rocky goes to Russia and trains to the strains of some Scorpions or Air Supply tune…Why do most Rocky training sequences involve mostly household chores? In this one, he chops a lot of wood. I can't wait for the next Rocky, where he vacuums. In the end, there's a big fight, and Rocky loses for most of it, and then the crowd starts chanting "Rocky, Rocky, Rocky", which strikes me as odd, because all the crowd is made up of evil Russians, some of whom are wearing "Bud Light" T-shirts. Rocky fights back, and…oh, I wouldn't dream of giving away the amazing surprise ending. This movie could double as a political ad for the Cold War days. The USA will defeat Russia because, well, they've got heart. Of course, the Russians have steroids, but never mind. My favorite character in this movie is Apollo Creed, mostly because I envy him. He died early, and didn't have to suffer through the rest of this shitpile.Watch this film if you doubt the almighty power of the USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!