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Overall Rating
2.91

Awesome: 2.33%
Worth A Look39.53%
Just Average: 27.91%
Pretty Crappy: 6.98%
Sucks: 23.26%

5 reviews, 13 user ratings



Prime
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by brianorndorf

"A lifeless, joyless, cliched mess"
1 stars

Ben Younger’s “Prime” is a perfect example of a movie made for audiences who take in maybe one or two films a year. A grotesque romantic comedy that seems smugly proud of its older woman/younger man clichés and hackneyed New York City locations, “Prime” wastes a wonderful cast in its desperate quest to keep itself away from anything remotely challenging, intelligent, or respectful.

Rafi (Uma Thurman) is a 37 year-old woman who just completed a nasty divorce, and is looking for comfort in the company of her psychoanalyst, Lisa (Meryl Streep). David (Bryan Greenberg) is a 23 year-old dreamer who meets Rafi one night, and can't get her out of his head. After nervously asking her out, the two soon embark on a love affair that reveals passion neither of them expected. Overjoyed, Rafi reports back to Lisa about the happy turn of events, only to find Lisa isn't quite as thrilled about it, since David is her son.

The last time writer/director Ben Younger made a film (2000's "Boiler Room"), it opened with a quote by Notorious B.I.G., and I'm sorry to report his touch has not improved much since then.

"Prime" is a male fantasy come to life, much like "Boiler Room" was; however, Younger is smarter this time around, and has coated the tomfoolery of "Prime" in a sticky, suffocating layer of romantic comedy to best deflect closer inspection. Unfortunately, the film isn't very funny, maybe a chuckle here and there at best. And romantic? Not in the least, which makes the picture a troubled sit, since all the ingredients that Younger is using to craft something mainstream and huggable are up there on the screen in plain view, but the film is a constant chore to watch.

The reason "Prime" never comes together is simple: chemistry, or a lack thereof. Uma Thurman is a wonderful actress, coming off a career-revitalizing trip to Tarantinoland with the "Kill Bill" saga, but she can't pull chemistry out of thin air with co-star Bryan Greenberg. The woman is just not that type of magician. Instead, Thurman is asked to simply make googly eyes at an inexpressive Greenberg, but it's too hard to believe that these two people would ever be attracted to each other outside of purely sexual reasons. Younger's shamelessly formulaic script turns these two into cartoon characters: she's the hurt, wise older woman, he's the mouthbreathing youth who sweats passion out of his pores. Younger even makes David a sensitive painter, which is enough to gag right there, but there's more to come.

As the relationship blossoms, Younger doesn't miss a chance to gallop over the exact same trail that every May-December romance takes on screen, including scenes where Rafi and her older friends discuss politics while a stifled, pouty David looks on, and "the argument," where Rafi lashes out at David over his messy, reckless, shiftless ways. While Younger seems proud of his cast and his flavorless sophisticate New York City locations (where everyone goes to art galleries, is a wine connoisseur, and attends Antonioni retrospectives), there's not a single interesting human moment or emotional beat in his script. Would you believe there's even a scene where Rafi buys David a Nintendo system, only to see him passing up sex with her so he can play longer? Show me any 23 year-old man facing those options, and he'll pick sex with Uma Thurman every time.

Every. Time.

Because Younger is playing so unreasonably obvious with the younger man/older woman stereotypes, I'm not sure why he didn't just kick away the middleman and make David an infant. Sadly, "Prime" could've used that level of inspiration.

With Thurman and Greenberg failing each other repeatedly, "Prime" leaves itself up in the air for anyone to steal, and who better an actor to do it than Meryl Streep? Streep isn't in "Prime" for much of the film, but she makes her moments count as David's mother. Appalled at the situation at hand, yet hopelessly in love with the participants, Streep gets the only laughs in the film, and her ability to register an entire character history with a single eyebrow lift is beautiful. She also manages to ground her character's broadly realized Jewish concern about David's choice of a shiksa girlfriend, which Younger never realizes to its full potential, instead kneecapping it with silliness whenever he can.

The last act of "Prime" doesn't challenge known romantic comedy quantities in the least, even indulging in a tired break-up-to-make-up scenario that doesn't make any sense, and destroys the potential to end this thing with some integrity intact.

If Younger truly wanted to work out some fantasies on the big screen, "Prime" is the dullest, most unimaginative way he could've achieved that goal.

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originally posted: 10/28/05 01:05:50
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User Comments

3/22/09 Heather Jones Very boring- a waste of my time. Terrible ending. Seemed like scenes were missing. Bad 1 stars
11/22/08 PAUL SHORTT A GO NOWHERE DO NOTHING FILM 1 stars
10/12/08 Shaun Wallner Boring!! 1 stars
5/11/07 MP Bartley Some cliches, but a cut above most rom/coms. Thurman is excellent 4 stars
4/12/07 Scooter Loved every minute of it! 5 stars
8/06/06 Phil M. Aficionado sincere, funny, flawed; watch & chuckle with a glass of wine and appreciation for 2 actors. 4 stars
7/23/06 Vera Mallard Nice, sincere and warm comedy with excellent performances. 4 stars
6/10/06 Chris Alot of my friends didn't like it but I thought it was Woody Allen funny, check it out. 4 stars
4/02/06 Monday Morning Lightweight to the point of meaninglessness. Uma needs to take her shirt off. 2 stars
11/27/05 Elizabeth S Enjoyed Meryl, but awkwardly juggles humor and poignancy. 2 stars
11/20/05 Brianna There was NOTHING in this movie. Horrible dialogue and apparently character development=sex 1 stars
11/20/05 alexandra i love Uma but this movie sucked 2 stars
11/07/05 astrotart Apparently sweet little boytoys are fun for us seasoned women... 4 stars
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USA
  28-Oct-2005 (PG-13)
  DVD: 07-Mar-2006

UK
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Australia
  17-Nov-2005


Directed by
  Ben Younger

Written by
  Ben Younger

Cast
  Uma Thurman
  Meryl Streep
  Jon Abrahams
  Bryan Greenberg
  Annie Parisse
  Jerry Adler



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