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Overall Rating
2.32

Awesome: 5.06%
Worth A Look: 8.86%
Just Average: 26.58%
Pretty Crappy31.65%
Sucks: 27.85%

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Aeon Flux
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by EricDSnider

"Cold, sterile and monotonous."
3 stars

As happens so often with sci-fi films, the ideas in "Aeon Flux" are more interesting than the movie they're trapped in. It touches on politics, human genetics, the nature of personality and the purpose of government, and it features a woman who has an additional pair of hands where her feet should be. The fact that a movie containing all of those elements could be as sterile and monotonous as this one is a wonder in itself.

It's set in: THE FUTURE!! 2415, specifically. It's 400 years after a virus wiped out all but 5 million of the Earth's inhabitants. (Bird flu, I assume.) The descendants of those survivors now live in a utopian city called Bregna, governed and protected by Trevor Goodchild (Marton Csokas), whose forebear discovered the vaccine that stopped the virus and whose family has ruled ever since.

Things are good in Bregna, but the government is intrusive and surveillance-happy, and sometimes people disappear for no reason. A group of rebels has sprung up whose goal is to bring down the Goodchild dynasty and introduce, I don't know, democracy or something. These rebels are called Monicans, for obvious reasons. (They love Courteney Cox, duh!)

One of these Monicans is named Aeon Flux (Charlize Theron), and she becomes quite keen on killing Trevor Goodchild after her sister is murdered by the Goodchild government. Aeon takes orders from a woman played by Frances McDormand who lives in her head. Well, she doesn't really live there, but when Aeon wants to talk to her, that's where she goes. The camera whizzes through Aeon's face and into her brain, where there's a room where Frances McDormand is hanging out, and Aeon can talk to her. It's like when Mork would call Orson, sort of.

Anywhich, Aeon gets the order to sneak into Goodchild headquarters and kill Trevor, but as it turns out, Trevor is having second thoughts about his system of government anyway. Not so his Machiavellian brother Oren (Jonny Lee Miller), who likes being the king's brother and might like to be king himself someday, if you catch my drift. Aeon eventually learns all of Bregna's secrets from Trevor, including the mystery of why there is a medium-sized blimp floating around the city's outer wall at all times (apart from the obvious reason, which is that it's an homage to "The Prisoner").

Oscar-winner Charlize Theron made an interesting choice in the way she plays Aeon, i.e., she speaks in a flat, emotionless drone. Director Karyn Kusama, of the beloved indie flick "Girlfight," probably thought Theron sounded hyper-cool rather than boring. But then, Kusama last worked with the mannish and monotoned Michelle Rodriguez in the beloved indie flick "Girlfight," so maybe it's just what she's used to. Maybe she thinks that's what all tough women are supposed to sound like.

The characters come by way of MTV's 1990s animated series, which was created by Peter Chung and which (from what I gather) bears only superficial resemblance to the movie. The film isn't as bad as you'd expect knowing Paramount refused to pre-screen it for critics, but it's certainly not as good as its source material seems to have been. It feels cold and impersonal, as if it hopes its story alone will entice you into liking it even though the characters mean nothing to you.

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User Comments

1/07/16 David Hollingsworth insanely bad 1 stars
3/31/10 martin schofield Didn't think it was that bad, good visually, it wasn't attempting to be high-brow, but nor 3 stars
7/19/08 Shaun Wallner Great Action!! 5 stars
6/05/08 PAUL SHORTT A HIGH-OCTANE, INDISPUTABLY TERRIBLE PIECE OF FUTURISTIC SILLINESS 2 stars
6/13/07 Bitchflaps Nothing special, but an entertaining hour and a half. 3 stars
6/11/07 Steve Newman The only reason I dont rate this as "sucks" is because of the fantastic PJs she wears!!!! 2 stars
4/02/07 fools♫gold Just here to urge you to find a better movie, or find the great cartoon somewhere instead. 1 stars
9/07/06 John Inane script - worse acting - real bad Sci Fi 1 stars
7/30/06 Scotty Visually stunning, yet emotionless, anticlimatic, and weak-plotted. 3 stars
6/28/06 Ricardo I think that it worth a look, Its not so bad like everybody says 5 stars
6/16/06 ALDO looks great, good acting well worth viewing 4 stars
6/12/06 The Talking Elbow Starts really slow, towards the end it becomes good, then finishes. 3 stars
6/02/06 Indrid Cold Weak story + bland acting + sci-fi channel look = silly, disposable 2 stars
5/28/06 daveyt not good 2 stars
5/10/06 Will Nitschke www.capitaloffice.com.au Pretty ordinary even if you love science fiction 3 stars
5/09/06 KingNeutron Impressive visuals, but No Soul in 1st half. 2nd half does a decent job tho. 3 stars
5/08/06 Sheldon No substance 1 stars
4/29/06 adam te only problem with this film is that it was mis marketed as an action movie. 4 stars
3/16/06 Gary newton Visually stunning and Graeme Revell's soundtrack rolls wonderfully with the movie. 4 stars
2/27/06 Don Paco blah. 2 stars
2/25/06 chris f brilliant movie i loved it 5 stars
1/09/06 Mike The worst couple hours of my life 1 stars
1/07/06 Angel West catwoman-like 1 stars
12/31/05 Jasper I really, really, REALLY wanted to like this, but...bah! God dammit!!! 1 stars
12/26/05 B. Rose If you're into smart sci-fi stories you'll enjoy this movie. True to animated series. 5 stars
12/15/05 JamesCole A visual feast, plus a pretty good sci-fi story. Can't wait for the DVD. 4 stars
12/13/05 malcolm a lot of fun to look at but not engaging at all. 3 stars
12/11/05 Butterbean It's worth a look if you are familiar with the cartoon. 4 stars
12/10/05 millersxing The worst assassin you will ever see. Cool concepts compromised by goofy design. 3 stars
12/08/05 Michele I thought it was pretty good if you just go in expecting to see a sci-fi flick. 4 stars
12/06/05 Bobby da Squid A yawnathon and serious injustice to the animated series. 2 stars
12/06/05 jeff i agree with pin. very disappointed 1 stars
12/05/05 pin poor story, poor acting, poor shooting, poor edit, poor direction 1 stars
12/05/05 leo 1% of human population isn't even close to 5 million. think about it 2 stars
12/03/05 Zigga She has an emo haircut! 4 stars
12/02/05 Roy Smith Eh..ok 3 stars
12/02/05 Brian Godawful. No justice to the series. 1 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  02-Dec-2005 (PG-13)
  DVD: 25-Apr-2006

UK
  17-Feb-2006 (15)

Australia
  16-Mar-2006




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