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1.83

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Worth A Look: 6.15%
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Pretty Crappy43.08%
Sucks: 40%

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Basic Instinct 2
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by Lybarger

"Screenwriter Joe Eszterhas had better things to do."
1 stars

The makers of ĎBasic Instinct 2: Risk Addictioní were probably correct in thinking there were viewers whose only demand from this sequel were fleeting glances of Sharon Stoneís skin. To get to those shots of Stoneís chest and thighs, however, the audience has to wait through a two-hour story thatís so tedious that the audience may walk out before Stone eventually liberates herself from her clothing.

Itís been 14 years since screenwriter Joe Eszterhas earned a then unprecedented $3 million for penning the sleazy tale of a crime fiction writer named Catherine Tramell (Stone), who may or may not have killed a few people to get ideas for her pulp novels.

Neither Eszterhas nor director Paul Verhoeven had anything to do with this follow-up, and both can be praised for not soiling whatís left of their reputations with this one. Even their unintentionally amusing follow-up "Showgirls" is more involving than "Basic Instinct 2."

The new screenplay by husband-and-wife scribes Harry Bean ("Internal Affairs") and Leora Barish ("Desperately Seeking Susan") moves Catherine from San Francisco to London. Needless to say, her hyperactive sex life and mysterious trail of corpses follows her across the Atlantic.

When a car sex stunt kills her lover of the moment, a zealous cop (David Thewlis) asks a psychologist named Michael Glass (David Morrissey) to determine if Catherine is a danger to herself and others. Expectedly, he does.

When she beats the rap, Catherine pouts and struts her way across Michaelís office until he agrees to treat her for risk addiction. As can be expected, the two hop into bed together and people around them start dying.

None of this is terribly interesting. In the first movie, Michel Douglas made enough of an impression as the cop pursuing Catherine so there was some tension as the two took turns being predator and prey. Morrisseyís Michael Glass, however, is not exactly prey for Stone.

Heís more like lunch meat.

Stone isnít much better. Itís been more than a decade since she shocked audiences by crossing her legs and revealing the underwear she wasnít wearing, so the noveltyís worn off. In the first movie her unrepentant sexuality was intriguing. It was guilty fun to watch her torment the men around her.

At this point, Stoneís posturing is more irritating than enticing.

Spouting obscenities makes for curiously repellent pillow talk. The former Oscar nominee flips her hair and wears more revealing outfits as the film progresses but seems incapable of presenting any facial expression other than a disdainful sneer. Her come-ons elicit more giggles than gasps.

Bean and Barishís script strangles itself up in the Gordian knot of storyline. There are enough red herrings here to fill a fish market.

Once-promising director Michael Caton-Jones ("Scandal") lacks Verhoevenís visual flair and his sense of pacing. "Basic Instinct 2" not only plods but manages to kill any suspense before it starts to grow.

Whenever a tense moment might occur, Caton-Jones and composer John Murphy manage to nullify it with an ear-splitting blast of music.

Just as Catherine is addicted to risk, the filmmakers behind "Basic Instinct 2" seem fatally enamored with a setup thatís a good decade past its expiration date. Itís a safe bet that money inspired Stone and company to remain with this rotting carcass of a film, although itís hard to imagine anyone besides gullible producers parting with greenbacks for this thing.

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originally posted: 03/31/06 08:10:20
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User Comments

9/13/17 morris campbell IT SUCKS 1 stars
10/21/08 Shaun Wallner Very Boring! 1 stars
6/05/08 Jenn Boring, dull, and completely unsexy...as hard as that is to believe. 2 stars
2/18/07 PC Stone is great is this kind of role.Not deserving of the bad rap this movie has gotten. 4 stars
2/17/07 David Pollastrini obviously made for money. glad it didn't make any! 1 stars
2/08/07 Dude really aweful 1 stars
10/02/06 Lisa Craven Cheap flick, cheap woman, stupid/predictable plot 2 stars
8/15/06 Anastasia Beaverhausen High gloss trash...like your mom 1 stars
5/28/06 Troy M. Grzych The fact that it was not in the cineama long says everything. 2 stars
5/08/06 Anton To be a 14 year later sequel it's not that bad 4 stars
4/15/06 Anus ANOTHER LOOK AT SHARON'S RANCID WRINKLED AGED BEEF CURTAINS 1 stars
4/13/06 M Sharon steams up the screen. Film not 'racy' enough, could of pushed envelope a bit more 3 stars
4/10/06 joey Entertaining. Good job by stone, great comic performance by the guy playing the detective. 4 stars
4/09/06 mr. mike one of filmdom's worst ever endings 2 stars
4/08/06 Mike I feel sorry for everyone involved in the making of this film 1 stars
4/06/06 Steve Michaud An embarrassingly limp and utterly unnecessary sequel 1 stars
4/01/06 john bale Sharon Stone still can steam up the screen, even in this uninspired but watchable reprise 4 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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  31-Mar-2006 (R)
  DVD: 11-Jul-2006

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