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Overall Rating
1.57

Awesome: 2.27%
Worth A Look: 9.09%
Just Average: 9.09%
Pretty Crappy: 2.27%
Sucks77.27%

4 reviews, 20 user ratings



Just My Luck
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by brianorndorf

"Looooohhhaaaann, you got some splainin' to do!"
1 stars

“Just My Luck” is such a tedious romantic comedy, it can only come from the poisoned touch of director Donald Petrie. I’m all for Lindsay Lohan trying to act silly, but this picture is such a hollow, charisma-free endeavor that whatever effort she’s putting into the film is wasted on material that should have never seen the light of day in the first place.

Ashley (Lindsay Lohan) is a PR worker bee with an amazing gift of good luck. Finding everything goes her way, Ashley manages to score a big record company account with the promise of a lavish party. At this party, she meets Jake (Chris Pine, “Princess Diaries 2”), a wannabe band manager with a wicked case of bad luck. Drawn together by fate, the two kiss, exchanging their luck in the process. Now cursed, Ashley’s life falls quickly to pieces, and she embarks on a hunt across New York City to find Jake again and forcibly take her good luck back.

Lindsay Lohan wants to grow up. Perhaps tired of the grind and responsibility of making films for tweens, “Just My Luck” entrusts her with a role in which she can play a bona fide adult. Whether or not Lohan is ready for such a leap is the larger question that plagues this laborious and mind-numbing romantic comedy.

There’s little doubt that Lohan is a charmer; she’s single-handedly propped up crud like “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen” and “Mean Girls,” and her raspy quirks were put to good use in last summer’s “Herbie” reprise. “Luck” pushes Lohan to the next stage of comedienne, organizing slapstick sequences for her that should be lightweight fun, however each one seems worse than the last. “Luck” goes for a Lucille Ball feel, putting Lohan in situations that require comedic chaos to get her into trouble, and a blinding smile that acts as her personal “get out of jail free” card. I have no problem with Lohan desiring to be Lucy, but she’s got to find a better director than the torturous Donald Petrie to help get her to that level.

Petrie is a notorious studio hack, churning out such unimaginative fare as “Welcome to Mooseport” and “Miss Congeniality.” He’s a filmmaker without an inch of personality in anything he makes. “Luck” furthers his creative headlock as Petrie aims for the lowest entertainment level possible for every scene in the film. The director encourages his talent to mug for the camera, fills the supporting cast with actors free of inspiration or charisma, and when the multitude of wacky set-pieces with Lohan and Pine fail to bond due to Petrie’s sledgehammer touch with humor, he has a wealth of animal feces jokes to back him up.

What Petrie ignores in his pursuit of inconsistency is the bridge between Ashley and Jake. “Luck” is a film heavily controlled by a screenplay that Petrie fully believes contains all the cinematic ingredients for easy direction. Watching “Luck,” there’s not a moment where the two leads ignite their spark. Pine plays his role with boy scout naiveté, while Lohan keeps her attention on pratfalls and “did I do that?” faces. It’s the script that brings the characters together, not actor chemistry or meticulous directorial attention, and it cheats the film of the one thing it needs the most: a sweet and engaging romance.

Strangely, “Luck” is also a 100 minute commercial for an English power pop/emo band called McFly, who play the struggling group Jake is managing.

Playing a rather large and unexpected role in the film, the band is described a “cross between the Beatles and Blink 182.” That loosely translates into “bottomlessly awful.” Come to think of it, I guess they do fit in with everything else going on in “Just My Luck.”

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originally posted: 05/12/06 00:07:00
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User Comments

5/11/16 David Hollingsworth Not by a long shot. 1 stars
12/15/08 PAUL SHORTT RUNS OUT OF LUCK LONG BEFORE IT RUNS OUT OF FILM 2 stars
11/02/08 Shaun Wallner Was'nt all that great! 1 stars
2/28/07 Beau Lindsay lohans talent has been wasted in this pathetic excuse for a movie!!! 1 stars
11/04/06 vira it's a very funny movie!! 4 stars
10/13/06 Ryan_A So much of the promise of Mean Girls...wasted. Hope it's worth it, LL. And McFly sucks. 1 stars
9/13/06 veronique It's pretty funny if you like this kind of movies 4 stars
9/12/06 Jorge Coronilla The only good thing was Lindsay's hot ass. 3 stars
9/02/06 •♥Bre♥• It wasn't bad.. she needs to work on acting skills though, also Need song names from party 4 stars
7/10/06 disappointed Lindsay Lohan fan Yep, Lindsay Lohan HAS acting potential. Too bad she thinks her shit don't stink! 3 stars
7/06/06 inty FUCK NO 1 stars
7/04/06 Millie Maelstrom Compact lens?? Wonder if the soundtrack on contact disc is any good? 5 stars
7/04/06 Cheryl Mayfield Not superb, but seeing Lindsay Lohan retrieve her compact lens from cat poo was worth it. 3 stars
6/30/06 Kayla Farnsworth Lindsay Lohan still fun to watch, even if she's turned into a biotch skank slut. 4 stars
6/25/06 Munich Scum Gotta agree with above. She needs to be beaten to death!!!!!! 1 stars
6/15/06 CAROLINE GEORGE WORTHLESS SHIT! 1 stars
5/19/06 Staci I ususally like Lindsay Lohan, but she can leave this dog off her resume. 1 stars
5/17/06 michael seen better but maybe worth renting? 3 stars
5/16/06 Sean D Lindsay Lohan needs to be beaten worse than Sharon Tate. That will stop her acting! 1 stars
5/15/06 Joyce Hyser's Breasts Lindsay Lohan is an ugly crack whore who can't act. 1 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  12-May-2006 (PG-13)
  DVD: 22-Aug-2006

UK
  14-Apr-2006

Australia
  15-Jun-2006




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