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Snakes on a Plane
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by EricDSnider

"Please be sure all snakes are stowed in the overhead bins."
4 stars

After so much hype and anticipation, it's a relief to discover that "Snakes on a Plane" actually is what we hoped it would be: a really, really enjoyable bad movie.

Of course, that begs the question: Can a movie be considered "bad" if it's really, really enjoyable? I say it depends on what the movie is trying to do. "Snakes on a Plane," as it happens, has no intention of being scary, or even believable. It wants only to offer broad, cheesy thrills, outlandish scenarios and cartoonish over-acting, to be a sort of parody of ridiculous disaster movies while also being a ridiculous disaster movie. In that regard, it's a success. It is a good movie masquerading as a bad movie masquerading as a good movie.

It stars Samuel L. Jackson, as you know, and that's critical to its success, although confined to an airplane, Mr. L. Jackson isn't able to do much of his trademark butt-kicking. He is able to yell a lot, though, and to exude coolness at all times. When he finally declares, "I have had it with these m*****f****** snakes on this m*****f****** plane!," well, you know he's not kidding around.

Jackson plays an FBI agent named Flynn who's escorting a key witness in a criminal trial from Hawaii to L.A. The crime lord in question, an over-the-top villain named Eddie Kim (Byron Lawson), springs a trap, however: While the plane is over the Pacific, a crate of poisonous snakes is opened in the cargo hold, and pheromones sprayed everywhere make the slithery fellas aggressive and vicious.

This is possibly the stupidest plan any villain has ever had outside of a James Bond movie, and even the characters in the film -- including on-the-ground FBI agent Hank Harris (Bobby Cannavale) -- realize it. But insane or not, the plan has come to fruition, and now there are indeed dozens of em-effing snakes on this em-effing plane.

There's no wasting time here. Within 30 minutes of the film's beginning, the coach section of the plane is in the throes of mayhem, with CGI snakes -- not one of which looks remotely real, by the way -- attacking capriciously and randomly. The filmmakers know that if you've come to see something called "Snakes on a Plane," there are certain things you're going to expect. One is that a woman will be bitten on the boob while having sex in an airplane lavatory. Another is that a man will be bitten on the penis while urinating in a different lavatory. Yet another is that the yappy little dog belonging to an annoying character will exit this life in the belly of a snake. I am pleased to report that "Snakes on a Plane" delivers in all of these areas.

In fact, it's genuinely impressive how director David R. Ellis, with two other cheesy-fun movies under his belt ("Final Destination 2" and "Cellular"), maintains the pace once the chaos begins. The snakes aren't just biting passengers. They're attacking the pilots, too, not to mention short-circuiting wires and causing electrical problems. People are trampling one another as they flee their legless pursuers. Children, babies, carryon luggage -- everything is fair game.

What is most refreshing is that the film knows it's campy. It has no serious pretensions. The script (by Josh Heffernan and Sebastian Gutierrez) is shot through with humorous interludes, and also brims with the sort of un-P.C. elements that characterized the '70s disaster flicks: a sexist pilot, a slutty stewardess, a flamingly gay flight attendant.

It is not scary. It is not suspenseful. It is absurd and violent, sometimes shockingly, laughably so. The movie seems to be having as much fun with itself as we are, which is exactly the right tone to take. In general, I think movies should aim higher than "let's be cheesy and stupid and laugh at ourselves." A steady diet of this kind of nonsense would be bad. The inevitable rip-offs of the "Snakes on a Plane" formula will surely be wrong, all wrong, because they will be attempting to do something that shouldn't be done very often, something that "Snakes on a Plane" did well and that should be left alone for a while. For here and now, though, this is laugh-out-loud, holler-at-the-screen, oh-no-that-snake-did-NOT-just-come-out-of-that-guy's-mouth merriment at its finest.

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originally posted: 08/18/06 05:44:11
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6/21/15 David Hollingsworth I wouldn't even recommend this for dogs. 1 stars
7/09/11 Dr.Lao FIlm makers showing their honest contempt for their audience 1 stars
7/09/11 Jennifer Barr alright, although it just seemed so predictible thru out 3 stars
12/25/10 Blue Shark Dude ... The people who don't get it are Republicans anyway ... so no loss. 5 stars
5/31/10 User Name Snakes On A Plane aims low, and hits lower. 2 stars
10/25/09 Miss Snake The best fun a movie could offer. The fake looking CGI snakes are hysterically funny. 4 stars
7/24/09 Jeff Wilder Works better if you view it as a comedy rather than as a thriller. 3 stars
3/07/08 SamanthaPayntr it definitely delivered, there were snakes and they were on a plane, pretty good stuff 3 stars
7/26/07 TreeTiger A piece of cinematic shit - I recommend... Anything BUT this... 1 stars
7/10/07 Tiffany Losco I thought it was ok, but I didn't like the blonde bimbo in the bathroom 2 stars
4/01/07 CAB I was expecting Leslie Nielsen to show up at any minute… 2 stars
3/28/07 Your mom Assholes, this movie is the worst shit ever.STUPID. ASS. HOLES. 1 stars
2/26/07 Asian God 94 The BEST B-grade horror movie of all time! Compulsary Viewing 5 stars
2/18/07 JM Synth No where near as fun, or silly, as it should have been 3 stars
2/13/07 Prada it was sooo.. bad it was actually good 3 stars
2/04/07 MickT Samuel L. Jackson is the biggest sell-out EVER!! what a piece of shit this film is!!! 1 stars
2/02/07 Indrid Cold Upside: it's as exciting as a snakes/planes movie could possibly be. Downside: ditto. 3 stars
2/01/07 Anthony Feor People expect us to take this movie seriously? 0.5/5 1 stars
1/21/07 Matt It should be clasified as COMEDY 5 stars
1/18/07 Jeff Brown pitiful 1 stars
1/14/07 Sugarfoot It felt like an Airport sequel. Overall not as fun as I thought it would be. 2 stars
1/09/07 Matt Get a life, have a laugh - this is FUN,FUN,FUN! 4 stars
12/10/06 JoKimiKo the movie is AwsOme but ur REviEw! is craP 1 stars
11/17/06 Lerker You are the worst reveiwer. Ever. 1 stars
11/16/06 Nick So, you gave Borat 1 Star, but SOAP 5 Stars? I do not comprehend your thought process. 3 stars
11/10/06 Serge Piece of crap IMO. Snakes on crack...har har. 2 stars
10/27/06 DIANA a movie to watch on tv if nothing else to watch 2 stars
10/24/06 Drew G So bad it was good... 3 stars
10/12/06 Erin Get out of the mud u sticks, it was great fun!!! 4 stars
10/08/06 Mike Nothing great to me. Something to watch if really bored. 2 stars
9/29/06 NiCk Great movie! Was Pulp Fiction good because of its plot? 5 stars
9/20/06 malcolm awful, but a lot of damn fun 3 stars
9/12/06 Edward Connell A purposefull movie that will lead you on an adventure in excitement and possibility. 4 stars
9/12/06 Louise Good fun and a pretty tense ride!!! 4 stars
9/11/06 Michael Coovert Samuel Jackson's stock just plumeted in my book!! Total schtick and effects fodder!!! 1 stars
9/11/06 Kevin Ramsay "Snakes On A Plane" is pure fun. Don't take it too seriously, though. 5 stars
9/10/06 Aaron This move was a blast! 4 stars
9/02/06 Christopher Stucky The hype WAS the story. The movie was an afterthought. 1 stars
9/01/06 Stubby If you all were any stupider, you'd have to be told when to breathe. Kill yourselves. 1 stars
8/30/06 Christine it was soooooo awesome I want to see it over and over again 5 stars
8/28/06 Serina Boccello COME ON!! who honestly wants to see THIS movie!! SNAKES AGGHHH!!! 2 stars
8/27/06 Grant Funny, well acted, stupid jokes, scenes and endless funny deaths. 5 stars
8/26/06 Alan Snakes on a Plane happens 5 stars
8/26/06 Mike D Only movie I've seen in this year that got a standing ovation from the entire theater! 5 stars
8/25/06 michael average and wait for the DVD 4 stars
8/25/06 Stanley Thai Still an average thriller without the famous title. Nothing special. 3 stars
8/25/06 Alex Thorne does exactly what it says on the tin. gruesomly marvellous 4 stars
8/25/06 Robert Blanton Mr. Souter nailed this snake right on the head! 2 stars
8/24/06 Zaw Snakes bites.. lol 5 stars
8/23/06 philip Corcos corcos 5 stars
8/22/06 Centipedes "Snakes? On MY plane?" It's more likely than you think. 5 stars
8/22/06 Quigley much more violent than I thought; sex scene pointless; but Sam Jackson and the snakes rock 4 stars
8/22/06 A. Shah The best time I've had in a movie since I was a kid. I'm now 33. 5 stars
8/22/06 Pn. 1000 fanboys collaborated on the script. That it's schwag should surpise no one. 2 stars
8/21/06 danthewrestlingman Snakes On A Motherfuckin Plane Beeoch Nuff Said 5 stars
8/21/06 Ole Man Bourbon Not enough snakes. JIMMIE BELLE TURN OFF YOUR GODDAMN CAPS LOCK. 3 stars
8/21/06 Sammy J. This movie is the most balla shit eva! 5 stars
8/21/06 Harold You are all tools. 1 stars
8/20/06 Captain Highcrime Not since the glory days of "Married...with Children" have audiences been so boisterous. 5 stars
8/20/06 Jeff Martin Awesome movie, great fun and entertainment, brianorndorf is full of crap in his review 5 stars
8/19/06 ajay go in a packed theatre of nerds who "get it". Otherwise, it's horrible. 4 stars
8/19/06 ray best time i've had at the movies in years. great cinema? maybe not. still fun. 5 stars
8/19/06 Alex S AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME 5 stars
8/19/06 Nads Snakes on a muthafuckin' PLANE! 5 stars
8/18/06 KingNeutron Decent; some really scary parts. Take S.O. to see it. 4 stars
8/18/06 Jesus WAAAY better than expected... ridiculous, stupid, and amazing! 1 stars
8/18/06 Keith This movie was boring. What is up with Snakes on a plane who cares. A total waste of money. 1 stars
8/18/06 Kent Battersby Best. Movie. Ever...SNAKE VISION!!! 5 stars
8/18/06 Adrian It's fun. It's that simple. No thinking, no shit liek that, just fun. 5 stars
8/18/06 Joe Baldwin The audience makes all the difference. Laughter and applause filled the room for 2 hours. 5 stars
8/18/06 Andrew The most fun I've had in a theatre... EVER. 5 stars
8/18/06 Doug Higley Absolute BEST B Horror Ever. Total Fun at breakneck pacing. 5 stars
8/18/06 Squibner Welch Fantastic fun 5 stars
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  18-Aug-2006 (R)
  DVD: 02-Jan-2007



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