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by Slyder

"Destined For Extinction"
1 stars

You know, I couldn’t really believe that somebody with a shit script like this would convince the studio people that this would be a good feature film. Honestly, I’ve seen Playboy or other soft-core porn movies that have an even better plotline than this sack of shit. Though I hated it, I actually enjoyed myself while laughing at the ridiculous plot, lame dialogue and wooden performances. But one way or another, it still wasted my time.

So, there are these SETI idiots who receive an alien message on how to splice an alien hybrid with a human. So, with no thought whatsoever they do it. And the alien, or should I say, horny, hot, alien known as Sil (Natasha Henstridge) is created, but she escapes, and soon she’s on the hunt for a mate, since she has to breed. The group consist of Xavier Fitch (Ben Kingsley), Preston Lennox (Michael Madsen), Dr. Laura Baker (Marg Helgenberger), Dr. Stephen Arden (Alfred Molina), and Dan Smithson (Forest Whitaker). And off they go off trying to catch Sil, before she finds and fucks her mate.

Ok, first of all, there’s nothing original in this film. This flick is just a total mishmash of every stupid Sci-Fi film out there and any Playboy movie you find out there. The first part, I mean, the characters depicted here are stupid enough to take this data and do this alien without even wondering what the fuck would they expect. After that, the rest of the film is just a lame excuse to show Tits and Ass. Ugh, what a load of bullshit. The plot is a complete no-brainer, and it’s altogether stupid. With plotholes the size of an asshole, and wacky unbelievable clichés that just make you feel like laughing every time that she’s looking for a mate or even try to fake it.

FX? Pfffft. The lamest piece of shit I’ve ever seen. The fucking alien looks totally unreal. It looks more like a barely improved costume version of the Creature of the Black Lagoon. Sure, it brings out a few scares and shit, but other than that, there’s nothing else whatsoever, there’s no point in this movie, only to show Henstridge’s T&A, which even if you try to ignore it (though you can’t), there’s nothing else to look for. Only more laughs and rants. The ending was totally, totally stupid. So I felt like all idle and dumbfounded, trying to react at the shit that was planted in my brain. I laughed, I cried, and wanted to shoot the TV or hit the wall many times with my fist until it bled. It was really bad.

The performances of the actors are a total write-off. Ben Kingsley is the only one who really acted in the film. I feel sorry for him, since he had to appear in a piece of shit like this one. Michael Madsen was all right, Forest Whitaker was on autopilot, Helgenberger was somehow annoying, but Hendstridge, is a total piece of wood. She doesn’t act for shit. You know, in her case, as well as many others. I can’t understand why do models (like Henstridge) want to break into films like this, showing their boobies. This is proof that most of these bitches don’t even have a single knack of talent; they think that showing their T&A is good enough to say that they can act. Well guess what? FUCK YOU, YOU TALENTLESS BITCHES!!!! If that’s your idea of breaking into Hollywood, forget it. Go try the porno industry instead and waste your time there, they can use talents like you. The same goes to Dennis Feldman, author of this crud.

In the end, forget this fucking crud. It’s a total waste of time, not worth of your money. But if you liked this film (or god forbid, recommend), then you're probably an idiot, or like to masturbate at porno films for a living. Shit, in that case I rather watch a soft-core porn film like Femalien than watch this piece of imbreaded shit. That or Alien or Predator.

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originally posted: 10/16/01 14:10:41
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10/29/16 morris campbell cool monster nothing more 1 stars
7/30/07 David Risser suks 1 stars
1/26/07 action movie fan engrossing sci/fi horror gore film one of the five best of 1995 4 stars
12/08/06 Sugarfoot Decent,mindless entertainment. 3 stars
10/25/05 chris fox (the god) unbeleiveable sex scenes 5 stars
5/20/05 Jeff Anderson Sometimes very dumb, but entertaining & watchable just the same thanks to the awesome cast! 4 stars
9/19/04 Lord Durvok 2 People give it five stars for having gratuitous T&A... funny. 1 stars
2/25/04 john solid B movie - entertains if you are in the mood 4 stars
1/21/04 American Slasher Goddess Decent "Alien" clone. 3 stars
12/28/03 Monkey What kind of yuppie bowlingball-passing cocksucker made this piece of shit? 1 stars
11/11/03 Nolan Price Campy classic!! 3 stars
4/27/03 Jack Bourbon Natasha's T&A are a godsend. 5 stars
2/17/03 Charles Tatum Ignore the sequel 4 stars
12/28/02 Jack Sommersby A fantastically enjoyable sci-fi thriller. Superbly directed. 4 stars
3/24/02 Zargo yes, fucking awesome, that's what you're seeing to the right there 5 stars
2/20/02 Xaver A fine premise for a film. A little slow, but it kept me interested. 3 stars
10/30/01 Ken Jones Simply atrocious. 1 stars
10/14/01 Mr. Hat What kind of yuppie bowlingball-passing cocksucker made this piece of shit? 1 stars
8/30/01 Henry Ginsberg I'm disapointed wwith Ben Kingsly.I thought he had more dignaty than this. 3 stars
6/05/01 *~Danielle*Ophelia~* (formerly KyLe*BrOfLoVsKi) Friends don't let friends mix Sci-Fi and T&A... 2 stars
6/02/01 Thrillhouse arguably the shoddiest movie ever made 2 stars
5/02/01 Gracy Lionheart BOO!!! BOO!!! Garbage!!! 1 stars
9/27/00 Ground Zero science fiction for pipsqueaks and lowlifes 2 stars
12/04/99 Eric S. Third rate to even the mediocre sci-fi teen thriller "The Faculty" 1 stars
10/03/99 Joe Schmoe worst sci-fi movie i've seen 2 stars
8/18/99 Admiral Crunch boring as hell 2 stars
7/04/99 J-Dogg Another "for-jack-off-purposes-only" flick that struck gold.I actually saw this in theatres 2 stars
4/20/99 Tim If you like gruesome movies this is for you. If you like to see Natasha Henstridge watch it 4 stars
4/01/99 The Incredible Sulk Absolute hogwash sci-fi. 2 stars
3/12/99 Ah Dooey Species II was worse. What a groaner. Not to mention a shoddy ripoff. 2 stars
2/06/99 Don Wilson Not a good science fiction movie, but has some cute tits! 4 stars
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