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Overall Rating
3.87

Awesome: 35.29%
Worth A Look38.24%
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8 reviews, 88 user ratings



Apocalypto
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by EricDSnider

"I don't know if it's your favorite film of the week, but it sure is Mayan."
4 stars

"Apocalypto" is a crazy film. It is the work of a crazy person, a raving lunatic whose name is Mel Gibson. Even without his Jew-bashing escapades earlier this year -- and honestly, is it possible to TOTALLY disregard that when viewing his work now? -- Gibson's latest would still seem bizarre, almost unique in its mixture of over-the-top bloodletting, ambitious storytelling, and lowbrow slapstick humor.

Slapstick humor? In an action-oriented tale of survival in 15th-century America? How does THAT fit? Well, it doesn't, really, but that's part of Gibson's fascinatingly insane mentality. Gibson likes Three Stooges buffoonery and bawdy sex jokes, and thus so do the Mayans in his movie.

Mel is fond of the violence, too, as his two most recent directorial works -- "Braveheart" and "The Passion of the Christ" -- have amply demonstrated. Not just violence, either, but torturous, graphic violence, performed by malicious villains who want to see their victims suffer. "Apocalypto" is chockablock with such mayhem, though Gibson is occasionally restrained in the way he shows it, often cutting away rather than depicting it unflinchingly. Still, though: plenty of violence. Make no mistake. In one laughably crude shot, we see things from the point of view of a head that has just been severed and is bouncing away.

Performed in the Mayan tongue (with English subtitles) by mostly non-professional actors, the story's hero is Jaguar Paw (Rudy Youngblood), a young husband and hunter whose wife (Dalia Hernandez) is pregnant with their second child. When their village is ravaged by another tribe, Jaguar Paw hides the missus and their son in a pit and rejoins the fight, only to be captured with his fellow men and dragged back to the opposing tribe's compound of temples and pyramids, where ritual sacrifices are on the agenda.

The second half of the film has sparse dialogue and focuses on a "Most Dangerous Game"-style hunt through the forest, with Jaguar Paw attempting single-handedly to defeat his enemies and save his family like a pre-Columbian Rambo. These scenes are thrillingly shot, just as the temple sequence is nightmarish and gory, and the ravage of the village is intense and unsettling. No question, it's an entertaining motion picture, an expensive production with cheap sensibilities (more violence = more fun) that manages to be both artsy-fartsy and just fartsy.

So what's the point? Who knows. There are hints of parallels to modern times, vague suggestions of things that might have caused the Mayan decline, and some strange sexual metaphors in the playful early scenes involving one of Jaguar Paw's hapless tribesmen. The violence is repellant, and it's hard not to become disgusted with Gibson's arrogance and megalomania: It's his money, and he'll by-gum make this historical epic as vulgar and whacked-out as he wants. I say let him. It's fascinating to see what a millionaire does with his money when he doesn't care what people think anymore.

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originally posted: 12/08/06 05:15:22
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User Comments

8/04/14 sara ausome movie 5 stars
10/05/11 TC Lol its not history. there is no historical account of a man named jaguar paw 5 stars
5/16/11 sam bonner apoalypto is an amazing, one of a kind movie and no honest person could deny it 5 stars
8/22/10 Stephen O'Donnell This film is an epic in every respect. The Academy is disgraced!!! 5 stars
8/03/09 Steve Hock Great movie! Great Kukulkan! 5 stars
9/04/08 Bob Uninspiring. The chase scene is well done, however a bit overkill timewise. 3 stars
8/26/08 Shaun Wallner Awesome storyline! 4 stars
8/24/08 PAUL SHORTT AS GOOD AS IT IS, THE FILM IS NEVERTHELESS TAMPERED BY AN OVERWHELMING STREAK OF SADISM 2 stars
6/03/08 ASH I thought this movie was excellent 5 stars
5/12/08 Dion Kay Get educated & lrn d history! This is NOT fiction or Star Wars, this IS HISTORY, u idiots! 5 stars
4/18/08 Karrie Millheim An amazing movie, i liked learning more about the Mayans 5 stars
3/07/08 Pamela White gripping story, filming, location and acting makes you forget subtitles 5 stars
2/12/08 Lorenzo Electrifying. A veritable masterpiece. 5 stars
12/16/07 gibson' alter ego got it too. a nutcase making crap & butchering history for his friend Mr jesus. hallelujah 1 stars
11/28/07 Dee "I got it", if you believe in Christ, (and I do) you are thankful he is your God. 5 stars
10/29/07 Double M I kept wondering what the point is till the 'end'. should've known better(signs). Tyvm, Mel 1 stars
10/15/07 beau a very upbeat movie, well made on a low budget, actors took good direction from mel 4 stars
8/17/07 Jubei A well filmed movie with very little research on Mayan culture.Entertaining. 3 stars
8/12/07 Annonomiss Brutal violence, endless chase. Really tough to watch. 2 stars
8/08/07 EZ $$ Great movie a little strange but still great 4 stars
7/28/07 Charles Tatum Solid, but not nearly the gorefest you are led to believe 4 stars
7/17/07 Indrid Cold Skillfully made, but about as deep as a frisbee. 3 stars
7/11/07 TreeTiger Excellent movie ... Braveheart in the Jungle. 5 stars
7/06/07 adam review the movie, not the director. you seem to have trouble with that (see:transformers) 5 stars
7/04/07 Piz Great Cinematic Adventure, a little gratuity but a great central character to root for 4 stars
6/18/07 sam bonner much better than people were expecting. A violent view of a lost world. 5 stars
6/15/07 mr.mike much better than expected 4 stars
6/05/07 tracey chambers beautiful movie. very violent but still a great movie 5 stars
6/02/07 fools♫gold People who charted the stars had no sanitation? I dunno... 5 stars
5/31/07 the wizz don't eat before watching. quite gory and intense. good movie 4 stars
5/14/07 matt Very enjoyable but not very deep. Hugely violent so basic Gibson fare 4 stars
5/08/07 Cindy awesome 5 stars
3/17/07 Alice Good work mel ! Great actors, visually perfect. 5 stars
2/24/07 Regina George didn't really survive the school bus accident Drags at first, then suspense mushrooms, then overkill at end. 4 stars
2/21/07 Beau extremely compelling, cant stop thinking about it!!! 4 stars
1/30/07 cherrian eecen an empty cinema at 9pm on Tuesday cheap night. A wonderful feeling of disquiet as I left 5 stars
1/24/07 tony L THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!! Action Packed! Symbolic. 5 stars
1/16/07 subba Daring and bold direction from Mel and a worth watch on big screen. 4 stars
1/15/07 Sumixam Fantastic movie - Very enjoyable 5 stars
1/08/07 MP Bartley Bold and vivid, if just more of Gibson's obsession with naked men being tortured. 4 stars
1/08/07 daveyt A touch predictable plot-wise with gratuitous gore decent movie none the less 4 stars
1/03/07 DINA unexpected plot, but worth of seeing... 4 stars
12/31/06 norman grant it's about the humility each civilization should have of itself. 4 stars
12/27/06 Agent Sands Though I don't stand for the animal violence, it's directed with intense realism. 3 stars
12/27/06 Jim Accomplishes the rare trick of making the Spanish conquistadors seem maybe not so bad. 4 stars
12/26/06 Mauro the best! 5 stars
12/26/06 Brian Great Movie, its harsh critics are exposed as narrowed by their bias. 5 stars
12/25/06 Man out 6 bucks Eye candy, pointless story. A Mexican 1st Blood Pt. 1. Jaguar Paw is Mayan illiterate. 3 stars
12/25/06 John M. Best movie I saw so far this year (which is over now). Go see it!! 5 stars
12/21/06 Joe Historically flawed, but a superb action film and bold cinematic experiment. 5 stars
12/18/06 Sam as much as I didn't want to like this movie it won me over 4 stars
12/18/06 Criddic2 Nicely photographed, exciting and entertaining. 4 stars
12/18/06 Barry I gave it a C minus until the Christians came to save the day. Final grade: D+ 1 stars
12/16/06 Dave Good film, great action, good acting. Gibson does it again! 5 stars
12/15/06 Sylvia True story. Loved it! 5 stars
12/15/06 Quigley Not as gory as people say, but still pretty gruesome. Mel's direction is good. Wait for DVD 3 stars
12/15/06 Brian Mckay Last of the Mohicans - without Whitey. Watchable, but not much of a story. 3 stars
12/15/06 Ole Man Bourbon Bad film, ridiculously great movie. Lots to digest from this product of Mad Mel 5 stars
12/14/06 Roger Ebert If you guys keep reading shit like this, you will smell of shit..Mel Gibson sucks 5 stars
12/14/06 shaun lawton Narrowminded, simplistic, thoroughly UNoriginal, give it up Mel 2 stars
12/14/06 christina whatever,he displayed the mayans pretty accurately,and they were violent.still some errors. 5 stars
12/14/06 orpy mixture of Predator & Last of the Mohicans! Laughable! 2 stars
12/14/06 Dave C Good Movie - more gore in the first five min of Private Ryan than in the whole movie. 5 stars
12/14/06 La Mancha Those who don't like it are hystrical wusses. Loved it! 5 stars
12/14/06 Jeremy best movie of 2006 5 stars
12/12/06 excitement lover mel gibsond rules!!!!! apocalypto the way to go!!!!!!! 5 stars
12/12/06 jdean62 Not a Gibson fan !! However I was surprised i loved the movie... 4 stars
12/11/06 Ray Lanthier pathology + lotsamoney + racism+ historical inaccuracies = Apocalypto 1 stars
12/11/06 john D dumb movie but pretty. Would bo ignored if it wasn't for Gibson 1 stars
12/11/06 Tiffany awesome movie!! 5 stars
12/11/06 Timothy Wilken Important Film for all adults. Much to think about. Masterpiece!!! 5 stars
12/11/06 Luisa great movie, great actors...unforgettable 5 stars
12/11/06 margo this movie kicks ass 5 stars
12/11/06 Chuck Banner More like ridiculoso. Another history from Mel based on heresay. 1 stars
12/11/06 John Eaglehawk great film.. Gibson puts it all on the line. tells it like it was.. 5 stars
12/11/06 steph Best movie i seen in years..love jaguarpaw 5 stars
12/10/06 lee Better than most action flicks out today!!!!!!! 5 stars
12/10/06 Nighy Another cinematic masterbation by Mel Gibson- pathetic. 1 stars
12/10/06 Kimberly Lynn Cole FANTASTIC film, visually purely stunning 5 stars
12/10/06 scotty great movie. is not as gory as a lot of reviewers have made it out to be 5 stars
12/10/06 Rob Adcox Outstanding film -and #1 at the box office! 5 stars
12/10/06 ahnold Engaging good vs evil story. Almost 2 much gore/sadism. Worth 1 look. 4 stars
12/10/06 Carl Chappell It's very fast. But I thought they ate the corpses? 4 stars
12/09/06 Craig Best movie of the year. "Anti-immigration" propaganda my ass. 5 stars
12/09/06 scott the best and worst of humanity captured in an amazing film. 5 stars
12/09/06 adam g b kyklux tempus, a hollow experiance! faith , no? 4 stars
12/09/06 ed christensen surprisingly excellent. oscar worthy, but given gibson's recent indiscretion, no chance. 5 stars
12/08/06 action movie fan spectacular, stunning brethtaking the naked prey the fugirive--a modern action film set in 5 stars
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  08-Dec-2006 (R)
  DVD: 22-May-2007

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  11-Jan-2007




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