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Rocky Balboa
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by David Cornelius

"The champ is back."
4 stars

Perhaps, just perhaps, “Rocky Balboa” is the most personal film in all of Sylvester Stallone’s career. The movie asks the same of its legendary title character that we ask of its writer/director/star: does he still have it?

Like Stallone, Rocky has a fire in his belly - “something in the basement,” he calls it - to have one last shot at glory. Stallone has been living in the same has-been corners as his most popular character for years now; following a failed attempt at a comeback with 1997’s grossly underappreciated “Cop Land,” Sly has spent the last decade churning out flops, cameo appearances, and the random direct-to-video thriller. Now he has returned to Rocky for another shot at returning to the big time. (A fourth “Rambo” film is set for next summer, the second punch in the one-two combo that is the Stallone Franchise Revival.)

As for Rocky? After hanging up his gloves, he’s opened an Italian restaurant named Adrian’s, a nice touch, as we learn his wife died a few years ago. He’s stuck in a cycle of mourning and reliving the old days, telling the same tired fight yarns to weary customers, checking out the remains of his old haunts with best pal Paulie (Burt Young). Then comes ESPN and a “Then vs. Now” special, which has a computer pit Balboa in his prime against the current champ, the perfectly-named-for-boxing Mason “The Line” Dixon (real-life three-time light heavyweight champion Antonio Tarver). The simulation declares Vintage Balboa the winner by knockout, and suddenly Rocky is snapped awake: he wants to fight again.

Nothing big, mind you, “just local.” Small time matches, sparring sessions, that sort of thing. (“What’s so crazy about standing toe to toe, saying I Am?” Rocky explains in one of the film’s most beautiful, inspiring moments.) Ah, but Dixon’s people smell big money, and soon they’re after Rocky to fight Dixon for real, or, at least, in a highly publicized pay-per-view exhibition match. “Skill vs. Will,” they call it.

In a smart move, Stallone’s screenplay refuses to paint Dixon as a bad guy. The managers, agents, and hangers-on might be creeps, but Dixon himself is actually a decent guy whose only problem is having let fame and fortune go to his head. Fans of the series will see shades of “Rocky III,” in which Rocky himself grew complacent, having faced no serious challengers upon becoming champ. Dixon is in the same spot now, with a dwindling fan base and accusations of growing soft; he’s even thinking of going back to his old gym. As this is Rocky’s story, not Dixon’s, we don’t get to see this character fleshed out to its fullest, but what we get is quite satisfying, a peek into the enemy’s lair which reveals the enemy isn’t an enemy at all.

Stallone is interested in all his characters and where life has led them over time. Rocky’s son (Milo Ventimiglia) has been left struggling to climb out of his father’s shadow. Spider Rico (Pedro Lovell) hangs out at the restaurant, now enjoying his former rival’s friendship. And remember little Marie, of “screw you, creep-o!” fame? She’s all grown up now, with a kid of her own.

Wonderfully played by Geraldine Hughes, Marie has the same shy sweetness that Adrian had in the first “Rocky” film. Yet this storyline delicately skates around the possibility of romance, a smart move; Stallone continues to give his franchise a love story at its heart, and Marie is not there to replace Adrian. Instead, she becomes a dear friend when Rocky truly needs one. You get the feeling that their relationship could grow into something more down the line, but this is the story of Rocky right now, when he’s still holding his wife very close to his heart. Those feeling they will miss a vital “Yo Adrian” moment at the finale will welcome the film’s gentle epilogue, which confidently offers a counterpoint to the series’ more bombastic finales.

“Gentle” is the operative word in “Rocky Balboa.” For this film (which, speaking of epilogues, plays as one to the first five movies, with well-removed commentary on the series from a more mature perspective), Stallone returns to a quieter style of moviemaking, allowing this new movie to recreate the hushed tone of the original. Like that classic, “Rocky Balboa” isn’t about fighting; it’s about the fighter, what he thinks and how he grows when not in the ring. This sequel comes through on a slower pace, letting us soak in the characters. It’s a refreshingly quiet, humble movie. It’s gentle.

Of course, that all changes once we approach the final act and its fight sequence. In previous “Rocky” movies, the final fight was the key to the entire film, but here, it’s almost an anticlimax. All of the great speeches and introspective moments have already passed by now; the main point of this story is not about winning, but merely gathering the conviction to step into the ring at all. Strange to say it, but in this boxing movie, we don’t really need the boxing.

Perhaps this is because as a boxing match on film, the finale doesn’t electrify as previous “Rocky” entries had. It takes too long for the camera to get up close (Stallone is instead dependent on duplicating what viewers at home would see on TV, complete with HBO graphics), and by the time it does get in nice and tight, we’re lost in a flurry of unnecessary vanity shots, such as the use of black-and-white with color spurts (red blood here, blue shorts there). These shots may look nice, but they don’t exactly belong in a “Rocky” movie.

Still, there are moments in the fight that truly dazzle - at the screening I attended, many in the audience were cheering throughout, and rightfully so - and the sequence regains itself by the final round, when all is on the line, yet all Rocky wants to prove is that he still has one good round left in him.

And once again, we see Stallone himself thinking the same thing. “Rocky Balboa” is the tale of a legend who can’t yet give up the fight, and just as the Las Vegas crowd cheerfully welcomes Rocky back into the ring, we, too, welcome Stallone. It turns out I’ve actually missed the guy, and maybe you have, too. Great to see you again, Rock. And same to you, Sly.

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originally posted: 12/20/06 22:36:32
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User Comments

6/10/09 R.W. Welch Stallone takes the hits and keeps on moving forward. Good script. 4 stars
7/29/08 the dork knight Great conclusion to the series 5 stars
6/16/08 Johnnyfaye I glad Stallone for trying to fix the series. I would have liked a better fight 4 stars
3/26/08 Tim Endearing and nostalgic, Stallone recaptures the spirit of the original 4 stars
1/03/08 mr.mike as good as it possibly could have been , even more so for fans 4 stars
9/19/07 Johnnyfaye This movie made me all warm and fuzzy inside. I'm glad Rocky gets a happy ending 5 stars
9/14/07 Xtos MAde up for number 5 4 stars
8/08/07 EZ $$ wasn't thinking it was gonna be this great 5 stars
6/06/07 Indrid Cold Solid, but mostly just looks good because 3-5 were bad. 4 stars
5/21/07 kitfo Art Imitates Life. One fight remains; kick Schwartzenegger's opportunistic Republican ass 4 stars
5/15/07 AJ Muller Finishes the series with the greatest since the first; awesome and uplifting. Way to go. 5 stars
4/28/07 David Pollastrini Didn't Weird Al have a song about this movie? 3 stars
3/24/07 Joe Much better than I thought it would be. Sly gives the champ the fond farewell he deserves. 4 stars
3/16/07 Sreehari We love ya rock 5 stars
3/13/07 DonnaH A wonderful bookend to the first Rocky. Beautiful movie. 5 stars
3/07/07 Luke Yo Sly, you did it!! 4 stars
2/23/07 Alice Yo Rocky ! Great movie ! 5 stars
2/20/07 Nick Stalone as Writer, Director AND ACTOR THUMBS up! Emotionally touching Movie. 5 stars
2/17/07 Double M Great ending for the series. The greatest underdog ever. Yo, Rocky, we'll miss you.... 5 stars
2/12/07 Rambo Great! Not a pulsating fight, but a absorbing story 4 stars
2/02/07 Kern Brilliantly and inspirationly written! Thanks so much, Sly! Fantastic stuff! 5 stars
2/02/07 Sam A beautiful farewell to a man who thought us never to give up. Rocky, I celebrate you 5 stars
1/28/07 MP Bartley Elegaic, stirring and honest. Stallone is award worthy (no, really). 4 stars
1/21/07 Anil A great film! I've never been so tense during a film! Best since Rocky II 5 stars
1/15/07 LaManna I sincerely wish he'd keep makin em! Incredible work Stallone 5 stars
1/13/07 Jeff I think it may be the best Rocky since the first one!!! 5 stars
1/11/07 Michaelb1478 He went out like he came in, best of the series since Rocky I 5 stars
1/10/07 Calin Great ending for one of the simplest yet most inspiring movies. Honest and touching 5 stars
1/08/07 Mike G A little corny at times, but hey, that's Rocky. Fantastic closure for me. 5 stars
1/07/07 Paul Walker What a send off awesome ! thank you Rocky Balboa. 5 stars
1/05/07 Anthony Feor One of the GREATEST films ever made 5 stars
1/04/07 CJD Emotionally powerful stuff. Sincere and cathartic. Nostalgic yet relevant. 5 stars
1/03/07 SHAWN Excellent way to end it! I'm sorry to Rocky go, but Stallone took him out on a high note! 5 stars
1/02/07 John Really good! 5 stars
1/02/07 Brian Mckay A Fond farewell for Rocky fans - best Rocky movie since the first one, and Stallone's best. 4 stars
1/02/07 iamfelix Excellent - People you care about, which is what makes a good movie. 5 stars
12/30/06 ahnold 1st & 2nd movies excellent. 3rd good. Down from there. This only beats V (unfortunately) 2 stars
12/28/06 JEET The best! 5 stars
12/28/06 Jordan Awesome movie!! I loved it. Kinda sad it's the last one though! 5 stars
12/26/06 Angel An awesome inspiring film, a must see for any Rocky fan, will not dissapoint 5 stars
12/26/06 JackJ The way it should have ended! Rocky! Rocky! 5 stars
12/26/06 Delores Lamkins I was so hoping it would be good, it surpassed my expectations 5 stars
12/26/06 JGS V is too often maligned. New one is a nice epilogue. Nice job Sly! 4 stars
12/25/06 Stephanie Great Film. Great Message. Loved it! 5 stars
12/24/06 Todd If Rocky wants a fight, he should put his head up his ass and fight for air. Fucking sucks! 1 stars
12/24/06 Johnsy The 16 year wait to see Sly do what he does best was worth it. 5 stars
12/23/06 Chris H Fine film....great way to end the series. Forget Rocky V 5 stars
12/23/06 RockyD The best! Really over the top! 5 stars
12/22/06 Seth I loved it! Great ending to the series. I'm just sad it's over. 5 stars
12/22/06 Jefferson It was GREAT!!! just like ROCKY, sorry it's over. 5 stars
12/21/06 Casamoro Best since Rocky II, flawed but memorable ening ot the series 4 stars
12/21/06 Jason This is without a doubt THE movie to see in 2006. 5 stars
12/20/06 Ole Man Bourbon An entertaining parade of speeches. I felt like I was watching an oration contest at times 4 stars
12/20/06 Adam Very, very, very fulfilling. Turn up the music and punch SFX in the fight, Sly! 5 stars
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