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by Hawkboy

"Starring Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones' Ass."
4 stars

Ludicrous plot, to hell with you, I say. You just can't beat Sean Connery and a really hot chick for pure entertainment.

Sometimes, star power is enough to overshadow everything else wrong with the movie. Sean Connery isn't always capable of pulling this off (Please see "The Avengers" for proof of this), but "Entrapment" is good, old-fashioned entertainment - like an old Bond movie.

To sum up the plot, Sean Connery is a master thief who is enticed into pulling a big job by Catherine Zeta-Jones, who is absolutely the hottest woman alive right now. If she asked me to swing from a rope hanging from a giant skyscraper, I would do it. I would die, but I would have a sweet view of her ass as I was falling. Ving Rhames and Will Patton are cohorts of the two, as Ving supplies Connery with the supplies, and Will tries to get Catherine to bust Connery. The two actors are merely there to advance the plot, as it is the chemistry between Connery and Zeta-Jones that makes the movie. Connery could have chemistry with a tree and it would be entertaining. The fact that Ms. Zeta-Jones is incredibly hot makes it much more fun.

There's double-crosses, motion-sensors, lasers, and Ms. Zeta-Jones' ass wriggling about in tight outfits. Spy stuff, a hot chick, and cool gadgets - just like an old Bond movie.

Who cares if Sean Connery's old? He's got more style and charm than the entire WB Network Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday night line-ups. See it. Forget about the plot, forget about the large holes in said plot - focus on Connery. And Catherine Zeta-Jones' ass.

I saw this movie in a theatre full of guys, and every guy in the audience groaned when Catherine Zeta-Jones wriggled around in tight pants. It was a true "Shared Moment".

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originally posted: 05/18/99 16:53:16
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User Comments

12/28/17 morris campbell not bad 3 stars
2/25/14 Madame de Merteuil Totally unbelievable but Sean Connery makes it work 4 stars
6/10/10 Dr Samual Johnson This is Sean Connery at his best. Zeta-Jone is as fine as wine. The plott is great. 5 stars
8/18/09 Jeff Wilder Mildly entertaining. But relies on dated contrivances and has no brain at all. 2 stars
11/27/08 Shaun Wallner Well made. 3 stars
7/27/08 Divestre Could be better...but it's still in my collection. 5 stars
12/07/07 JT thought it was great purely because of CZJ's laser scenes :D 5 stars
2/18/07 Nick Maday Not necessarily memorable, but still a good viewing experience 4 stars
5/24/06 The Velcro Warlock Tedious to hokey interactions betwixt Connery and Zeta-Jones. 3 stars
2/20/06 Agent Sands One of those good old heist flicks that satisfies the shit out of me. 4 stars
9/09/05 Indrid Cold Really not that bad; the climax is actually quite exciting, if ridiculous. 3 stars
8/12/05 ES Mr. Connery we need you for this part because you're younger than Catherine's real husband 1 stars
1/17/05 John Bale James Bond is past his useby date, but its not a bad action flick with some good stunts. 4 stars
11/03/04 John rather boring and far fetched and very little energy - Connery still worth his salt though 2 stars
12/28/03 John Bale Connery still cuts the mustard with lovely Zeta-J in this nonsense hi-tech heist movie 3 stars
4/12/03 Dr. Zinn Connery is cool as ever and Zeta-Jones is VERY HOT!! 4 stars
4/01/03 Jack Sommersby Bland and impersonally done. The two stars fail to click, and the action is stodgy. 1 stars
7/24/02 ALFABOY what a miserable mess 1 stars
5/15/02 The Velcro Warlock Tedious to hokey interactions betwixt Connery and Zeta-Jones. 3 stars
4/03/02 cat CZJ shows she has sexiness and substance in this high tech film. 5 stars
1/16/02 David A. One of those predictable, contemporary, the science-of-being-a-crook things--blah! 2 stars
1/07/02 The Man Unremarkable caper flick. I just watched Zeta Jones the whole time. 3 stars
12/08/01 Andrew Carden There Were Only 2 Good Things About It: Connery and Zeta Jones. 4 stars
10/06/01 Butterbean A long and empty film. It was a major disappointment 2 stars
8/28/01 Gary Godawful. Zeta-Jones looks good tho. 1 stars
8/16/01 Obi Wan Movie should have been called ENCRAPMENT or THIS CRAP MAN. Hope Sean took home good check 1 stars
8/11/01 R.W. Welch Mostly routine and unconvincing action pic, a few bright spots. 3 stars
7/02/01 TLsmooth Catherine Shitty-Jones is fucking horrible in this film. 1 stars
6/12/01 J I won't comment on the "CZJ'S A" issue but over than that I agree with Clark & Hb. 4 stars
5/29/01 mr beltring boy es me mbofy uh?........wankova her ass 5 stars
5/27/01 Gilberto Catherine Zeta-Jones' ass is worth it all, period. 4 stars
11/19/00 Connoisseur a pretty good flick. 4 stars
11/13/00 The EVIL Penguin It sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks....... 1 stars
6/07/00 TERRIE SMITH Not much of a film; highly over-rated despite Connery and Zeta-Jones 3 stars
3/25/00 Richard Wright A mismatched pair go robbing in this tedious mess.Don't let anybody "entrap" you to see it. 2 stars
3/02/00 Sally Hemmings trash 1 stars
2/28/00 JussMatt Mildly entertaining... loved CZJ's ass shots!! Just forgot one thing..where's the beef? 4 stars
1/06/00 Murray Castles More holes in the storythan you can count. Crap. 2 stars
8/25/99 Steven Zeta-Jones was hot, but the way she moved thru the lasers was stupid! 3 stars
8/14/99 Keith Connery is asleep at the wheel but Catherine is beautiful. You decide if that's enough. 4 stars
8/01/99 JimBob good acting,good plot good entertainment 4 stars
7/31/99 Obi Wan Title of this movie should have been: ENCRAPMENT! I forgive you Sean 2 stars
7/26/99 David Kindred I expected a lot more gadgets. Zeta-Jones ass rules. 3 stars
7/18/99 TOMB COOL AND FUN 5 stars
7/17/99 MRHOLLYWOOD !! tries to be serious! Tries to be Bond! Silliest Ending!! 3 stars
7/16/99 BenIBM The 2nd worst movie this year! "Payback" was much worser!! 1 stars
7/06/99 Dax A fun way to kill an afternoon if you can overlook a few things that seem "too convenient" 4 stars
6/24/99 Annearchy, Damme, Satanne I weep for Sean Connery. What is James Bond doing making "b" films? 1 stars
6/22/99 Chuck D. Derivative, boring, silly and incomprehensible. Zeta Jones is the only saving grace. 2 stars
6/14/99 David Throwback to 70's style light adventure. It's an ok way to pass the time. 3 stars
6/03/99 Neurotikal Story was exciting at times, pretty lame overall though. Zeta-Jones barely compensates. 2 stars
5/31/99 Doug Paulsen Yea, whatever 3 stars
5/29/99 Murrieta Man Fun movie, good action, great photography, Zeta has great bod - but where's the boobs? 4 stars
5/22/99 Ami the Wonderbread Her ass is nice, but his is better 4 stars
5/22/99 GothamDK Interesting high-tech thriller. A movie that Wired magazine would make. CZJ at her best. 4 stars
5/10/99 Juan Carlos Rey Tasty flick. Connery is starting to look his age, though... 4 stars
4/30/99 Freyja As lovely as it is, Zeta's ass does not a good movie make. 1 stars
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  30-Apr-1999 (R)


  08-Jul-1999 (MA)

Directed by
  Jon Amiel

Written by
  Ron Bass
  Michael Hertzberg

  Sean Connery
  Catherine Zeta-Jones
  Ving Rhames
  Maury Chaykin
  Will Patton

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