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3.57

Awesome: 21.74%
Worth A Look30.43%
Just Average30.43%
Pretty Crappy: 17.39%
Sucks: 0%

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TMNT - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2007)
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by brianorndorf

"Fast, frantic, and great fun...it's good to have the Turtles back"
5 stars

Hard to believe, but it was 17 years ago when audiences were first keyed up to see the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” on the big screen. It’s a delight to report that the return of the brawlin’ reptiles lives up to and surpasses even the most potent expectations.

After defeating their nemesis Shredder, Leonardo has shuffled off to South America to contemplate his feelings on the Ninja Turtle life. In his absence, Michelangelo has become a children’s birthday party mascot, Donatello works a tech-support job, and Raphael continues his vigilante work as the metal-clad Nightwatcher. When a powerful businessman (Patrick Stewart) enlists April O’Neil (Sarah Michelle Gellar) to help find the final ancient piece in his puzzle of otherworldly intentions, the Turtles, with help from friend Casey Jones (Chris Evans), find they must put their differences aside and battle the trouble heading toward the city.

“TMNT” (as the opening title refers to the film) takes on the unwelcome job of reintroducing the Turtles with a fresh degree of gravity. It’s been quite a long time since the “heroes in a half-shell” were tops of the pops, and I’m sure the production was tempted to grind hard into the retro appeal of the franchise. Writer/director Kevin Munroe ignores the calling, and fashions a bold new path for the Turtles.

Now rendered in computer animation, “TMNT” might not have the expected polish and vivid color of the average Pixar production; but what it lack in sharpness it makes up for in ambiance. The film takes a “Batman” detour, upping the darkness and gritty mood of the city to best observe the humanitarian call of the Turtles. Munroe doesn’t go haywire; this is still PG-rated fare for the whole family. But it’s immediately noticeable that the broad vibe of earlier incarnations has been toned down severely, while shadows and scuffles have been increased, inching the characters back to their Eastman/Laird origins of the mid-80s.

In fact, Munroe has implemented all sorts of changes to the framework of the film, including starting off the picture with the most iconic enemy already defeated. “TMNT” feels like the second issue of a comic book in the way it pushes the audience into the meat of the story (of course, after some introductory narration by Laurence Fishburne). This is no origin tale, yet, in Munroe’s deft script, it’s not hard to follow the backstory beats for the Turtle newbies out there. It was a treat to watch “TMNT” consistently thwart my involuntary expectations, taking the Turtles to new emotional directions, but making sure the skateboarding, pizza, and “duuuuuuuude” is still attended to in satisfying ways.

I never thought the word “pathos” would be included in a review for a Turtles film, but here we are. The center of the picture explores the resentful relationship Raphael has with Leonardo; the two Turtles struggling with their communication and confrontation of painful feelings. This leads to one of the best sequences in the film, where the two burn off their anger in a rainstorm fight that best showcases Munroe’s directorial style and the textures of the animation. It’s a touching subplot, and one that Munroe makes ample room to deal with, trusting the audience will be invested in this brotherly spat. Unfortunately, this does push Michelangelo and Donatello to almost cameo status, which might upset some of the more zealous fans.

While employing a screwy sense of vocal star power (Kevin Smith and Ziyi Zhang also provide voices), the core team of Turtles are given wonderful readings by the actors. They understand the crucial aural values of each character, blending agreeably with the newfound fluidity of movement that CG-animation provides. They also interact wonderfully with the Turtle sensei, Splinter. Sadly, legendary actor Mako (“Conan the Barbarian”) passed away during the production, making his wise, enchanting take on Splinter and his fatherly love for his green sons the last performance of his remarkable career.

Taking cues from “Dark Crystal” and “Hellboy” for the finale, “TMNT” morphs into a non-stop action film that will surely delight kiddies who need this sort of mayhem added to their Disneyfied diet every now and again. The conclusion hints at the return of an old enemy for the Turtles to battle, and it’s a promise I hope they keep.

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originally posted: 03/23/07 01:21:28
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User Comments

6/28/12 teenage mutant ninja turtle Teenage mutant ninja turtle movie is the best movie. specifically last week together all of 5 stars
12/31/08 The Dork Knight Definitely merits a sequel. And more Karai, plz ^__^! 5 stars
11/10/08 Monty A great update to the franchise, PG-13 action would have made it perfect. 4 stars
7/19/08 Shaun Wallner Great Kids Film! 4 stars
8/09/07 Charles Tatum Some nicely rendered scenes, but still standard stuff 3 stars
8/08/07 ES It was a great update for the story but there are some huge plot holes, too bad 4 stars
6/15/07 William Goss Fine to keep the kids occupied, but not quite enough for anyone else. 2 stars
5/24/07 David Pollastrini liked the guys in suits from the original better 3 stars
3/31/07 JM Synth Much better than anyone had any reason to believe it would be 4 stars
3/28/07 Jason P. brought my 3-year-old to this and he loved it everybit as much as i did! 4 stars
3/26/07 Tom better than those stupid 80's movies, thankfull the director read the comics first! 5 stars
3/26/07 Sean Y. True to the comics. At least they didn't follow the pointless 87 show. 4 stars
3/25/07 Pokejedservo A fun little movie a tad bit predictable but overall a solid little movie 4 stars
3/24/07 The Talking Elbow I didn't find anything to dislike about this movie. Critics are too bitter. 4 stars
3/23/07 Mike Loved this in the 90's but really didn't now. They should've at least played the old music! 2 stars
3/23/07 huyen nguyen 5 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  23-Mar-2007 (PG)
  DVD: 07-Aug-2007

UK
  23-Mar-2007 (PG)
  DVD: 22-Oct-2007

Australia
  05-Apr-2007 (PG)


Directed by
  Kevin Munroe

Written by
  Kevin Munroe

Cast
  Patrick Stewart
  Sarah Michelle Gellar
  Chris Evans
  Zhang Ziyi
  Kevin Smith



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