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Overall Rating
2.2

Awesome: 6.58%
Worth A Look: 2.63%
Just Average: 14.47%
Pretty Crappy56.58%
Sucks: 19.74%

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Number 23, The
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by Rob Gonsalves

"This review is 699 words long. 6+9+9 is...24. Well, crap."
2 stars

Imagine my surprise to learn that 'The Number 23' has nothing, in fact, to do with the number 23.

Like many another ďmeaningfulĒ numeral, 23 has vexed the insufficiently busy for years; the phenomenon even has a name ó the 23 Enigma. While it allowed for a creepy (and sometimes tasteless) marketing campaign by New Line Cinema ó everything from Caesarís stab wounds to your mother-in-lawís birthdate can somehow be traced back to 23 ó it doesnít add up to much in the movie. The film isnít even finally about one manís obsession with 23; itís a generic twist-ending thriller in which the meaning of 23, and all else, recedes into absurdity.

With a director like Joel Schumacher (whose past work, to put it kindly, has gone over the top) and a star like Jim Carrey (ditto), The Number 23 shouldíve been a guilty-pleasure thriller whose style is as loopy as its premise (think of Dead Again or Shattered, or much of Brian De Palmaís output). But Schumacher is in his clenched, ďrealisticĒ mode here, and Carrey gives a grim, exhausted performance that would better suit a more serious movie. Heís expressive exactly once here, when he tosses a noose onto the floor with a film noir flourish. Unlike Robin Williams, who has been down this look-Ma-Iím-a-psycho road, Carreyís mind doesnít seem to be racing; his body is. His manic charge is all physical. His body is his tool, and when he canít use it (as he did, much more expressively, in his best serious effort, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) heís a void.

Carrey is Walter Sparrow, a vaguely depressed animal-control officer. Walter runs across an ominous dog named Ned, who bites him and leads him to a cemetery ó to one gravestone in particular. Remember that, because nothing in this sort of movie is random. Neither is the fact that Walterís wife Agatha (Virginia Madsen) buys him a book called The Number 23, packed with details that seem uncomfortably close to Walterís life. Purportedly fiction, itís about a detective named Fingerling, who plays the saxophone and dallies a lot with femmes fatales with names like Fabrizia and Suicide Blonde. (Carrey plays Fingerling in the segments we see from the book, looking like heís in an In Living Color spoof of film noir.) Walter soon grows obsessed with 23, seeing it or permutations of it everywhere, while stray dogs everywhere presumably frisk about uncaught.

Iíve been as harsh on Joel Schumacher as anyone, but he proved in Phone Booth that he can pull it together and deliver a trim, effective thriller. Then again, Schumacher had a script from old hand Larry Cohen; here heís got one from first-timer Fernley Phillips, who seems to have sprinkled the 23 Enigma stuff onto a standard-issue psychodrama and not bothered to tie it all together. Schumacherís work here seems dispirited and sour when it isnít simply bland, and for once in my life I yearned for the madcap Schumacher of those awful Batman films, which at least came off as though the director was having fun (even if we werenít). And if youíre not going to have fun making, or watching, a thriller, whatís the point?

Everything in The Number 23 is locked ó mathematically, you could say ó into the big reveal at the end. Since there arenít many places for this sort of thriller to go, you guess where itís going pretty easily. And itís a big letdown after the first half, which promises a dark portrait of a man who gets numerologically in over his head. 23 is treated here as if it were a mental virus, infecting everyone who hears about it and making them run around in vicious circles. But really it has no relevance to the Thing Thatís Being Hidden, which has more to do with garden-variety jealousy and the idiocy of someone discovering a bloody corpse and picking up a bloody knife. Then thereís that damn dog Ned, who keeps turning up, and a skeleton discovered in a park, and a scene where Walter mails 23 empty boxes.

This movie is insane, and deserved an insane approach. What it gets is a director and cast treating it with ridiculous sincerity.

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User Comments

8/30/17 brian My street address has 23 characters. So? 2 stars
10/17/09 Matt You can't take Jim from Ace Ventura's comedy to this complete garbage ! I mean WTF... 1 stars
2/09/09 Peter North this movie sucks donkey ass - ha, 23 letters... 1 stars
10/19/08 Samantha Pruitt Jim Carey does a good job but the story is lame! 3 stars
7/18/08 Shaun Wallner A different side of Jim Carrey. 3 stars
6/13/08 PAUL SHORTT CONTRIVED, INCOMPREHENSIBLE GIBBERISH 1 stars
6/11/08 DK Over stylised and pappy thriller. Carrey's not bad though 2 stars
1/26/08 mr.mike Sorry , Jim and Joel but it was.....not good. 2 stars
9/16/07 K. Sear Typical pseudo-original crap. 1 stars
8/29/07 Indrid Cold Silly and predictable, but mostly solid. Not sure why it got such horrendous reviews. 3 stars
8/12/07 tejdipty a mind blowing movie grt direction n makin n suspence! 5 stars
7/31/07 Ron just shows, Jim carey should stick to comedy 2 stars
7/28/07 fools♫gold Definitely something average here; I wish I gave "The Tenant" a 2/5. But really, it's nice. 3 stars
4/27/07 Marcus The opening credits are great and after that its all downhill 1 stars
4/17/07 Lindz It was the best movie ever! I loved it! 5 stars
4/05/07 William Goss Fascinating, if only to see how deep they'll dig a hole they can't escape from. 2 stars
3/30/07 Mike Perhaps the dumbest move ever. Incredibly ridiculous. Left very disappointed. 2hrs of pain! 1 stars
3/27/07 Amanda i think this was a great movie! from beginning to the end! 5 stars
3/13/07 Logan Carrey serious? QUE BUENO! 5 stars
3/10/07 Alice SUCKS BIGTIME 1 stars
3/08/07 Tvel Great! The #23 has signigicance to the ending some critics missed it 5 stars
3/05/07 Ole Man Bourbon Pretty decent, til the end. Carey's performance was up and down, all over the place. 3 stars
2/27/07 Jennifer Spry Jim, what were you thinking? This certainly won't get you an Oscar nod! 2 stars
2/26/07 Donny M I thought it was original. Entertaining 4 stars
2/26/07 Felix This one might have been inspired by the very good (german) movie "23" from 1998. 2 stars
2/26/07 psycho you suck 1 stars
2/24/07 Sammeh It's a pretty decent movie. It feels pretty slow and drags out some, but its worth seeing 4 stars
2/23/07 Mere Great opening credits...downhill from there. 1 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  23-Feb-2007 (R)
  DVD: 24-Jul-2007

UK
  23-Feb-2007 (15)
  DVD: 23-Jul-2007

Australia
  25-Apr-2007 (MA)




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