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2.89

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Last Legion, The
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by brianorndorf

"Never fear, Colin Firth is here to save the day!"
3 stars

Swashbuckle is in curious short supply in “Last Legion,” a mythology-flavored fantasy epic from Dino De Laurentiis’s epic factory, tossed unmercifully into US theaters this weekend with only a wisp of marketing and no press screenings. Treatment typically associated with the kiss of death, “Legion” actually holds a small spark of pleasing adventure, making it passable matinee fare, just don’t ask too much from it.

In the declining days of Rome, a young king named Romulus (Thomas Sangster, “Love Actually”) is crowned. When evil forces storm the city, the boy, protected by royal officer Aurelius (Colin Firth), is taken to the countryside to find safety with his mentor, Ambrosinus (Ben Kingsley). When it’s learned that most Roman forces have been eliminated, it’s up to Aurelius to lead his band of men, along with a strange warrior from a foreign land (Aishwarya Rai), to a safe harbor where they can regroup and prepare to fight back. Along the way, Romulus discovers his destiny when he uncovers a special sword called Excalibur, meant only for the bravest of leaders.

There’s considerable proof throughout “Last Legion” that some serious coin was spent to bring this peculiar story to the screen. The production didn’t skimp out on the details, mounting a lavish costume spectacle that’s ready to rumble, yet is assigned a lumbering story to sort out. Frightened to lean too heavily towards the fantasy elements of the plot, “Legion” crumbles when it focuses on banal Roman political maneuvering. There’s a multitude of sniveling double-crosses and protracted battle planning in the script, which doesn’t hold much interest. With actors in bad wigs and covered in ornate battle armor, taking elongated breaks between the action beats to chat endlessly about political allegiances seems to defeat the purpose of this gallant affair.

Once “Legion” turns its attention back to swordplay and displays of courage, the film perks up considerably. While a victim of jumbled editing to snip out the bloody bits, the film still mounts some impressive moments of derring-do. Firth and Rai (the oddest screen coupling of the year) get the most out of the action sequences, both playing against type, but still delivering hot-blooded performances that drink heavily from the well-worn cup of screen heroism. “Legion” isn’t ambitious with its fight choreography, preferring the standard assortment of good vs. evil match-ups to play the film close to mainstream tastes. It won’t blow your socks off, but it’s more satisfying that expected. Children will certainly dig it.

At the midway point, it’s obvious “Legion” doesn’t have much narrative gas. A crucial mistake is made with the introduction of the villain at the hour mark, making his streak of violence short-lived and unremarkable. Once the film curls up in the lap of Arthurian legend at the conclusion of the picture, “Legion” has overstayed its welcome, ruining what should’ve been a very eloquent introduction to the Excalibur story. However, “Last Legion” isn’t completely lacking in entertainment value, just inspiration. Trust me, it's worth the price of admission to see Colin Firth, an actor of such steely emotional reserve, play butch for two hours in a Mike Brady perm.

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originally posted: 08/17/07 18:11:55
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User Comments

5/20/12 Rupert Everett Idiot movie. Colin Firth...you stink! 1 stars
3/06/11 Don Paco 2 Colin Firth, horrible, horrible. horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible 1 stars
4/04/10 Barbara Mr. Firth, since no one gives you interesting scripts - please just retire. 1 stars
2/19/10 carol miles If Firth is gorgeous, virile, athletic - he shd be a fashion model - he can't pick roles. 1 stars
6/22/09 Aaron Smith Okay action movie. Impressive final battle with the "last legion." 4 stars
12/17/07 porfle Entertaining enough to earn a recommendation. 4 stars
8/27/07 Katherine Why make a movie with historical figures/events and not add the history? Sloppy 1 stars
8/23/07 Renee Enjoyed it! Colin Firth was surprisingly good in this type movie. Who knew? 4 stars
8/22/07 Pat I loved it. Colin Firth is great as usual. 5 stars
8/20/07 Steve Attractive yet lazy movie; F for effort. 3 stars
8/19/07 Michele Entertaining and Colin Firth is GORGEOUS 4 stars
8/19/07 samuela Actually really entertaining - Colin Firth is virile, athletic, and convincing 4 stars
8/19/07 Don Paco J. Brown's comment HAS to have been planted by the studio. 1 stars
8/19/07 J. Brown Refreshing! I could actually take my adolescent son to see it ! He loved it! 5 stars
8/19/07 Meschelle I like this one. Would been better if they kept it to the seroius play. 3 stars
8/19/07 William Goss Historical adventure throwback doesn't quite make it with skimpy budget, corny moments. 3 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  17-Aug-2007 (PG-13)
  DVD: 18-Dec-2007

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Directed by
  Doug Lefler

Written by
  David Leland

Cast
  Colin Firth
  Ben Kingsley
  Aishwarya Rai
  Thomas Sangster
  Rupert Friend
  Peter Mullan



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