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by Slyder

"Wow, and WTF?"
3 stars

All right, whoever has seen this film knows now what can mainframe computers and the latest version of Visual Basic can do, and I applaud that. Dinosaur is another summer movie that goes on to prove what summer movies are for, to think that everything is possible, big loud, cool and fun. And unfortunately summer movies have the tendency to suck badly, and this one almost did, due to a few big holes and an almost bad storyline. But still itís worth a casual view

Dinosaur is the story of Aladar, an iguanodon that is separated from his mother before born and that gets to grow with a clan of Lemurs, and he grows, and his life is all of a sudden destroyed by a meteor crash, which he miraculously survives. So he and three surviving lemurs Zini, his ďmother,Ē Plio and Yar, set off to survival and encounter a clan that heads for the nesting grounds, in command of some hard-ass iguanodon named Kron and his sister Neera, along the way they must avoid the Carnotaurs who can prey there and some other shit

Ok, the FX kicked ass, it kicked so much ass that it even forgot itself about a believable script. But also the FX has its own bad parts. The dinosaur models were cool, but they were not as realistic as I hoped. Hey I wanted to see a dinosaur movie not a fucking dragon-like beast of a movie. Most of the dinosaurs, like the Triceratops and the Tyrannosaurus are all overblown to hell. I mean, since when the fucking Tyrannosaurus had devil-like horns and lots of spikes in his back? And they call them Carnotaurs? And they have more than two fingers in each hand? Sure, the Allrosaurus is like it, but itís not as big as the film portrays it. The designs suggest even more a Tyrannosaurus, and in that I was disappointed and annoyed by the design of my favorite dinosaur. Oh, and since when the Triceratops has such fucked up horns like that? Ugh, many dinosaurs were portrayed inaccurately that I was watching more of a gay fantasia flick than a dinosaur flick. Other than that the FX were awesome, and my favorite scene of all was the meteor scene, that FX was very, very well made, and I applaud the FX guys for such a cool scene, which leads us now towards the not so applauded plot.

The plot is more like something straight out of an Indiana Jones movie, and unfortunately, since this is Disney itís childish, but even more; it exaggerates its childishness up to the point of being annoying. The lemur mating scenes were pretty dumb and what spoiled the meteorite scene for me was that they survived by jumping into the water. Unless youíre an ignorant person, the meteor when it hits, not only sends a path of destruction, it heats the water to its boiling point and even evaporates it. No way those guys could survive and seeing that they did just by jumping into the water has to be the lamest idea out of a plothole since the laughable rebellion plans of Battlefield Earth.

Other parts of the script play around lots of foolishness and sexual innuendo (yes, those Disney perverts) that furthermore makes you wonder if the Disney guys that wrote this wrote it with kids and adolescents in mind, and I was there wondering too that the only thing we needed was to show us a dinosaur fucking another dinosaur. Thank God that never happened. The rest of the script was all right, it had some good messages too, and I liked that. But the point was that this film needed a lot of rework plotwise, because the script was pretty much bad enough to annoy kids and alienate them with nonsensical bullshit. Sure, the FX were cool, so were the ones in ID4. Substance we need substance.

In the end, yeah, I somehow recommend to watch this film but only to watch it for the FX, just take a deep breath and try to awe at the FX for the entire 82 minutes this film lasts, and try not to worry about the plot so much. Itís hard, but despite flaws itís pretty much worth it. (2.5-5)

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User Comments

3/22/12 Quigley Painfully unfunny and a very tired story. The visuals and animation are incredible, though. 3 stars
8/29/09 CTT Too close to "The Land Before Time," but still good stuff 4 stars
8/28/08 Shaun Wallner My daughter loves this movie! 5 stars
8/09/06 Dragon The Artist Yet another mushfest, moral laced Disney flick,but Iliked it as a child. 3 stars
7/12/06 Matthew Sutton Hey Joe you suck, Dinosaur is the greatest 5 stars
6/27/06 joe koski BOO you stink!!! 1 stars
11/10/05 Mark Radburn I love Disney Dinosaur better than Finding Nemo. 5 stars
8/16/05 ES Good, the whole 'Dinosaurs as humanitarians' thing was a stretch but the kids love it 4 stars
7/04/05 Ben Farmillo Extremely Well-made movie. A masterpiece 5 stars
2/26/05 Dr. Lecter rescued by its wondrous JNH music 3 stars
1/08/05 Luke Blackadder Dinosaur is more, more more fun than Boring Ice Age 5 stars
11/26/04 Steven Brady Totally Awesome one of Disney's Greatest 5 stars
11/01/04 Mark This is The World's Greatest Disney Movie ever 5 stars
10/25/04 DM Boring, overwrought and preachy - some good bits, though 2 stars
4/24/04 Alex A normal film 3 stars
2/02/03 Turtle Don't gimme that crap about the CGI. See it for what it is: A big pile of dino droppings. 1 stars
12/31/01 Andrew Carden Boring and Badly Worked Cartoon. 1 stars
10/15/01 Connoisseur pathetically boring and uninvolving! perhaps the flattest characters ever in a movie! 1 stars
4/09/01 Gary Looks real, but I have to agree that Disney is dead. Very boring. 3 stars
2/08/01 Mario Rodgers Anybody who grades this higher than Land Before Time needs his brain retooled. 3 stars
12/27/00 Turtle Disney is dead. 1 stars
9/09/00 Jed Over-simplistic storyline is a tiny complaint. A great movie for this year. 5 stars
7/04/00 Mic "JP" meets "TLK" meets "Tarzan". Ordinary, formulaic plot, but awesome animation! 3 stars
6/25/00 Purple Monster "Jurassic Park" meets "The Lion King" !!!! 3 stars
6/04/00 Jed So it has a simple story. SO WHAT! THIS MOVIE IS GREAT! 5 stars
5/26/00 PhilmPhreak See it for the animation - NOT the story! 4 stars
5/25/00 Maclay01 They shouldn't have stared talking - Walt would've done it that way 3 stars
5/23/00 grunter "Land Before Time" done on an eMac - at least they didn't sing this time 3 stars
5/22/00 ladislau masterpiece! dreamworks should hide for a while... 5 stars
5/22/00 k.tomkowski Dumb plot, too naive and predictable even for kids! A wasted chance. 4 stars
5/21/00 The Bomb 69 visuals were the best ever, writing was simplistic 4 stars
5/21/00 Cinesuerte Land Before Time 2000 if only there was a version with no talking that would be a HIT 4 stars
5/20/00 Captain Highcrime I hear in the sequel, the dinosaurs on going to appear on "Millioniare." 4 stars
5/20/00 Blackbird Great CG, but couldn't balance realism with family fare. Gave me mixed feelings 3 stars
5/18/00 John The best movie ever 1 stars
5/16/00 The Rock Mesa thinks the Love Monkey was Jar-Jar Binks II 2 stars
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  19-May-2000 (PG)


  15-Jun-2000 (PG)

Directed by
  Eric Leighton
  Ralph Zondag

Written by

  D.B. Sweeney
  Kiefer Sutherland
  Joan Plowright
  Alfre Woodard
  Samuel E. Wright
  Juliana Maguiles

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