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1.94

Awesome: 11.76%
Worth A Look: 2.94%
Just Average: 11.76%
Pretty Crappy: 14.71%
Sucks58.82%

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From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money
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by Chef ADogg

"Grand cinema it's not."
1 stars

A movie that has all the touches of Tarantino (excessive profanity, guns, funny gore, Hawaiian shirts, and surf music), but none of the soul. Scott Spiegel tries to make up for the lack of quality sticking in a big Mexican and calling him Jesus, but, alas, the film still sucks.

Robert Rodriguez's original "From Dusk Till Dawn" picture was a lot of things, but it was never stupid. Well, maybe a little. But not like THIS--this kind of stuff is just inexcusable.

The first one had Harvey Keitel, George Clooney, Juliette Lewis, and QT himself in lead roles; they all did good jobs, and made their chartacters fun. "Texas Blood Money" has Robert Patrick, drawling, guzzling beer, and generally looking like he wishes they'd get around to making "Terminator 3" already.

In other words, the cast is bad. Crap can become watchable when the filmmakers go to the trouble of employing good actors--I've seen it happen many a time. The script is shit and the director's a hack, but the cast is absolutely lovely.

The motley gang of buttplugs that gather 'round for "Texas Blood Money" are a far cry from lovely; they're halfway across the world, shooting and swearing in a different time zone. I don't know their names, and I don't want to; I hope they all go to hell.

Furthermore, I hope that when they get there, the devil forcefeeds them fire.

The direction is aimless and redundant at best. Spiegel crams in every single "quirky" shot that he could find in "Directing for Dummies," and then made a few up himself (check out the groovy batcam). He tries to hide his lack of skill, but the audience is smart--he apes "Evil Dead" to cover up this lameass attempt at a narrative, and we scream for his demise all the while.

What more can be said? This is shit, plain and simple.

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originally posted: 07/16/99 00:48:25
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User Comments

1/31/07 Melissa Tokarczyk Didn't feel like a sequel. 2 stars
8/04/05 tatum Patrick's always good...this film always sucked 1 stars
4/09/05 Nick Worst directed film ive seen in a long time, dumb shots from anywhere you can think of 1 stars
8/10/04 howdinski not very good don't know what they were thinking. puts shame on the d till d name 2 stars
7/29/04 American Slasher Goddess Really stupid, Patrick does a good job, though. 1 stars
2/03/04 Agent Sands Cool & impressive camerawork, but terrible last 45 minutes. 2 stars
10/29/03 Moparman Totally lame.. So disappointing after the original. 1 stars
1/22/03 Joby Marshall Absolutely great! This movie his a smash hit sequel! I would say better than the original! 5 stars
5/20/02 Veronica Foxx You know a film is shit if it has a Saved By The Bell alum in it! Pitiful! 2 stars
3/01/02 Alan Smithee My oh my, did this movie suck. 1 stars
1/13/02 Andrew Carden It Wasn't THAT Bad, but It Still Doesn't Stick To The Premise Throughout The Damn Film! 3 stars
11/30/01 Scottish Kilt Dissapointing after such a shit-hot original i expected more 3 stars
9/27/01 Shane Robert Myers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good! but not good as the original!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 stars
5/04/01 The Moorhen Robert Patrick is the only good thing in this. Apart from him it's total shit. 1 stars
5/03/01 roby lafon more blood and gore than the first 5 stars
6/08/00 JamesH I loved the first movie, but this movie is just unwatchable 1 stars
10/02/99 Leon Why did they make this movie? And why would Tarantino produce it? 2 stars
7/17/99 Tom Castano Watched it...now I gotta get a head-cleaner for my VCR. It sucks, sucks, sucks! 1 stars
6/23/99 The Fez Mindless, escapist fodder, but hey? Whaddya expect? 3 stars
5/11/99 the DUDE I was ok. Nothing like the first. 4 stars
11/24/98 Bad Kosh Better than the original. Accept no substitutes! 5 stars
11/18/98 MinxxDaShorty What no1 has seen this! Well it rocks so watch it. 5 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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  17-Mar-1999 (R)
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