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Overall Rating
2.28

Awesome: 8%
Worth A Look: 8%
Just Average: 32%
Pretty Crappy: 8%
Sucks44%

1 review, 19 user ratings


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Bless The Child
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by EricDSnider

"Kim Basinger versus Satan: Whom do you root for?"
3 stars

For a film about the ultimate triumph of Good over Evil, "Bless the Child" sure is bleak and moody.

A New York City nurse named Maggie (Kim Basinger) is surprised one Christmas to find her strung-out sister Jenna (Angela Bettis) on her doorstep with a 9-day-old daughter, father unknown. Jenna's been M.I.A. for a couple years, and as soon as Maggie starts fawning over the infant, she bolts, leaving sister and baby behind.

Maggie raises young Cody (Holliston Coleman) as her own for six years. At first the doctors think Cody's autistic; when she starts resurrecting dead birds and thwarting evil, Maggie thinks it may be something else.

Then one day Jenna shows up again, now married to actor-turned-humanitarian Eric Stark (Rufus Sewell), who has developed a whole network of self-empowerment programs for troubled youth and the like. The happy couple promptly kidnaps Cody and whisks her away to one of Eric's centers, which is actually a front for a devil-worshipping cult. (Isn't that always the way with self-empowerment groups? But I kid.)

Meanwhile, there's been a rash of child murders in New York City, and FBI agent John Travis (Jimmy Smits, really stretching since leaving "NYPD Blue") has been called in to help investigate. He thinks there may be a connection between Cody's abduction and the five murders, and it's a race against time to stop Eric and the devil from carrying out their nefarious plans!

Though occasionally interesting and mildly thrilling, "Bless the Child" is really just your basic "Give-me-back-my-child!" melodrama, with some Satanism added as a nice garnish. The fact that "angels" (i.e., mysterious people acting helpful) are constantly aiding Maggie and Cody limits the amount of dread we can feel for them, for we know that no film directed by Chuck Russell ("The Mask," "Eraser") is going to end with Satan defeating God. The guy who did "Fight Club" and "Seven," maybe. But not Chuck Russell, I don't care how many "Nightmare on Elm Street" movies he directed (answer: one).

Basinger and Smits are serviceable in their roles; no more, no less. And young Holliston Coleman does what she can with the Cody role, but it's such a dour, scared-faced little part that you can't expect much.

At one point, Maggie threatens Eric with a gun. He says, "Are you really going to shoot me? Right here in front of Cody?" At which point Maggie tells Cody, "Close your eyes, honey." That's a fine moment, a perversely funny exchange that shows Maggie as a strong, vibrant character.

Unfortunately, there's nothing else in the film to back it up. Maggie becomes Generic Heroine, aided by Bland Cop, and everything winds up happy -- in a dark, unsatisfying way -- in the end.

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originally posted: 06/30/03 03:32:05
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User Comments

1/14/09 FrankNFurter Kim Basinger as the Earth's savior.I don't think I need to say anymore... 1 stars
4/19/06 tatum Routine Satan suspenser, cast is awful 1 stars
3/06/04 Jaco Visser This is what Satan is! A very good story with real events. 5 stars
3/05/04 R.W. Welch Mainly just a revamp of old paranormal plot lines. Not much new here. 2 stars
4/11/03 Jack Sommersby Russell's direction is uneven, but Sewell and a few moments are pretty creepy. 3 stars
1/05/03 BAM I LIKED IT WAS GREAT 5 stars
4/29/02 CAT This was a waste of my time and the bad guy was extremellyyy gay 1 stars
1/31/02 The Bomb 69 ugh!!! piss poor crap, i love all the coincidences to tie story together 1 stars
12/31/01 Andrew Carden It's Not The Exorcist, but It Wasn't Hald Bad Either. 4 stars
8/08/01 Johnny Madwreck I think there was actually shit inside the vhs shell instead of tape with this flick. 1 stars
7/11/01 slater bakhtavar this movie is the worst i've seen 1 stars
7/09/01 Roy Smith You are all wrong (but God and I talked and He forgives you). 4 stars
8/29/00 Boy In The Designer Bubble I'd rather play with Joe Levy's brother's turds than sit thru that movie again. 1 stars
8/22/00 Master Debator I will pray that god will give me my lost two hours of life back. 1 stars
8/21/00 Roman One of the worst movies of the summer!!! 1 stars
8/19/00 Benjamin Lesbian Jimmy Smits is GODCOP! Film was not all bad, had some good moments 3 stars
8/15/00 hamlet3k Stuff one Oscar up her skirt and Kim thinks she can act!! She was bested by a 6 year old! 1 stars
8/14/00 Captain Highcrime Toronto's worst impersonation of NYC in a while; FLIGHT CENTRE?! Oh come now. 2 stars
8/11/00 Justin One of the worst movies ever! Unintentionally funny, derivative, and boring! 1 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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  11-Aug-2000 (R)

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  12-Oct-2000 (M)




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