Jamie Kennedy's favorite movie review site
Home Reviews  Articles  Release Dates Coming Soon  DVD  Top 20s Criticwatch  Search
Public Forums  Festival Coverage  Contests About 
Advertisement

Overall Rating
3.06

Awesome: 11.29%
Worth A Look40.32%
Just Average: 3.23%
Pretty Crappy: 33.87%
Sucks: 11.29%

5 reviews, 32 user ratings


Latest Reviews

Clickbait by Jay Seaver

Her Smell by Peter Sobczynski

Under the Silver Lake by Peter Sobczynski

Chaperone, The (2019) by Jay Seaver

Missing Link by Jay Seaver

Master Z: Ip Man Legacy by Jay Seaver

Hail Satan? by Jay Seaver

Diane by Rob Gonsalves

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse by Rob Gonsalves

Dragged Across Concrete by Rob Gonsalves

subscribe to this feed


Osmosis Jones
[AllPosters.com] Buy posters from this movie
by Thom

"Totally unoriginal waste of good talent."
2 stars

Gross out humour that 9 year old boys will dig, a plot thats basically a redux of some health ed film I saw on ABC one saturday morning in the 70's but ultimately it has a strong message about health and taking care of yourself. If you can watch this film without losing your lunch you'll come away thinking twice about what you put in your body.

The life cycle of disease is treated as an action adventure story complete with nefarious villian, hero who has to prove to others that he's not a loser by taking on the BIG CHALLENGE (ie. this virus called "Thrax") even though the whole system is working against his goals AND a romantic interest, a sexy female white blood cell who is, what else, a secretary. Molly Shannon has a tiny live action part that barely stretches her comedic talents. Bill Murray hardly does any comedy at all, and Chris Elliot's character is ironic but not to 9 year old boys.

It's a shame that Shannon, Murray and Elliot do nothing more for this film than fill screen space because they are three tremendously talented comedy actors. Their performances were milk toast at best. So don't go see this movie if you think you'll get some rockin' Molly Shannon, Bill Murray or Chris Elliot action. Their performances will not appeal to their fans. Chris Rock is the voice talent for Osmosis and Osmosis ends up being Chris Rock with jokes about being poor and the whole Chris Rock thing.

I liked that the donkey in Shrek, even though it was Eddie Murphy's voice, wasn't written as Eddie Murphy in donkey form. Rock just keeps repackaging his act even though we've seen him stretch himself in a film like Dogma to give us a different character. It'd be like Janeane Garofolo just doing her stage show in the disguise of every character she's ever played. It just gets old after a while. Do your stand up on stage, for HBO, Comedy Central, whatever. But when you make a movie, be an actor.

One thing I couldn't shake: I wonder ... why make a movie that is attracting kids with its young lead, its kid's eye view of the crazy world of grown-ups and then impress upon them the importance of a healthy diet?

Is this the summer public service announcement to make up for years of marketing sugar cereals alongside action figures?

It just seemed incomprehensible that Warner Brothers would make a film that is positioning carrots (heh, carrots ... What's up, Doc?) for the pre-teen set. Carrots don't even have a brand identity.

Osmosis Jones is clever as a cartoon. Thrax is wicked cool, young kids get a lesson in what nightlife is about and its a clever way to teach the rudimentaries, and I mean very rudimentary, of the immune system. I wouldn't call this film Health Ed by a longshot. Take all the novely out and you have just another tired old action/adventure film. Cue the dramatic music, this scene is "emotional".

It does have some great one liners and its pretty clever the way Frank's (Bill Murray) Body becomes a city run by a power hungry politico who'll stop at nothing to stay elected, even if it means killing the body.

And yes, this is a perfect metaphor for the Bush Administration.

At the end, when Osmosis is triumphant, there is no new government leadership, we only see the old leadership sweeping up in the Bowels. So that doesn't really give us or kids a model for what good leadership is and is only hinted at in the campaign ad for the guy running against the Mayor of Frank but that still comes off as a eleventh hour political propaganda. So that one important part of the film was left unresolved. Its not so much that we know what's right, its that we only know what's wrong. Perhaps listening to the people is better than being a fat cat who does nothing but protect his position all day. One blue collar cell reminds a coworker "Cells vote, ya know".

Now, kid's don't vote. The animated characters, Osmosis, The Mayor, A cold pill named "Drix" are all likeable and even hip urbanits. The humour is aimed more at nine year old boys, which seems like the films target audience, even though the whole film is from the point of view of a nine year old girl who wants to take good care of her body and worries that her father may die like her mother because he has such awful eating habits. And boy, is his diet ever disgusting.

You'd think if directors Peter and Bobby Farrelly (of the incredibly funny Dumb and Dumber and There's Something About Mary) were going for novelty, they'd also come up with a novel plot. It seems all they are good for is parlor tricks but it rakes in the dough. And in this business, that's all that matters.

link directly to this review at http://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/review.php?movie=1885&reviewer=67
originally posted: 08/03/01 05:03:12
[printer] printer-friendly format  

User Comments

11/09/10 clh2+mtm great...i love it...have to watch it for nursing in school 5 stars
7/20/08 Samantha Pruitt really creative, and pretty funny! Chris Rock was funny 4 stars
2/17/08 Pamela White gross out for kids 2 stars
9/01/05 ES Had its moments, though it should have been funnier, wait for it to be on TV 3 stars
6/20/05 Quigley whoever liked this movie is a brainwashed idiot. this film is GROSS as heck. not for kids!! 1 stars
12/06/04 Jason Kaul Wow it's bad. If it wasn't for a great song by De La Soul, this film would be a total wash. 2 stars
7/20/04 April Gupton boring 2 stars
1/07/04 Amber Peterson Awesome! 5 stars
12/14/03 Jon Lyrik An unfortunate bomb, a pretty clever piece. 4 stars
11/28/03 Samuel pretty funny! 3 stars
8/30/03 Kitty Kelso disgusting, but Murray did a great job!!! 5 stars
3/23/03 Jack Sommersby Underrated and wonderfully creative. 4 stars
12/05/02 Kelly Intelligent and fun - not for the cynical uppity art bastard 4 stars
11/10/02 Elizaveta Interesting concept...too bad it was executed with no imagination. None. 2 stars
9/01/02 movie guy GREAT 5 stars
6/18/02 Danielle Ophelia Why this was the one overlooked in such a truly abysmal summer, I'll never know. 4 stars
6/18/02 Roy Smith Not great, does Bill Murray even try anymore? 2 stars
3/30/02 Jeremy cool 5 stars
3/03/02 Jenny Tullwartz Farrellys' alimentary canal humor works better from the outside. 2 stars
1/27/02 Soaplando Really cool movie - I expected someting a bit nastier 4 stars
1/24/02 Shane Robert Myers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This movie is original & Laurence Fishburne is the best animated villian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 stars
1/07/02 The Bomb 69 completely original, funny but should have been funnier 4 stars
12/12/01 Jimmy James meh, unfunny most of the time 2 stars
12/03/01 Andrew Carden Ben Stein Was Funny, but Otherwise The Movie Was Dumb and Mindless. 2 stars
8/31/01 Butterbean Of course it's disgusting! It's a movie about a human body! The jokes were lame tho 4 stars
8/31/01 spaceworm ONe for Health Class. Dads, tak the kids... 4 stars
8/23/01 Mr. Hat I'm probably the biggest Farrelly Bros. fan ever. Obviously, I really liked this movie. 4 stars
8/22/01 J I never been a Farelly fan but "frank"ly I think this is their best movie. 5 stars
8/18/01 Boomshanka "Let's make a cartoon about hygiene! Starring Bill Murray! That's what the world needs!" 2 stars
8/13/01 MJA Much wittier than I expected, sometimes downright clever. 4 stars
8/12/01 G. Storm Worth it to animation fans, but live-action is tired. 4 stars
8/11/01 Sweetie I loved it! Funny, and I luv David Hyde Pierce. 5 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
Note: Duplicate, 'planted,' or other obviously improper comments
will be deleted at our discretion. So don't bother posting 'em. Thanks!
Your Name:
Your Comments:
Your Location: (state/province/country)
Your Rating:


Discuss this movie in our forum

USA
  10-Aug-2001 (PG)

UK
  N/A

Australia
  01-Aug-2002




Home Reviews  Articles  Release Dates Coming Soon  DVD  Top 20s Criticwatch  Search
Public Forums  Festival Coverage  Contests About 
Privacy Policy | | HBS Inc. |   
All data and site design copyright 1997-2017, HBS Entertainment, Inc.
Search for
reviews features movie title writer/director/cast