Jurassic park... did it deserve a sequel?Well, well, well, Speilberg.. You little corporate slut you... You make an enjoyable but still basically shite-if-it-were-not-for-the-FX film... Then you think you can bleed us dry again by making a sequel??? That might have worked in the states, but us Brits can see through the piles of wank that land on our screens...
First off - There is no reason that this film should be bad.. it should have been as good as if not better than the first!
Second - WE DONT CARE ABOUT WHETHER SOMEBODYS KID IS ABOUT TO DIE!!!! That is a big Hollywood misconception that we actually give a flying fuck about some kids well being just because they are small. FUCK THEM. (I got very pissed off when the kid didn't die.)
Third - Oh the script! WHY? They could have come up with something better... but they had to go with the 'Oh there was another Island we failed to tell you about!'
Fourth - Acting... Fine if we have to have Jeff 'Havent been good since Mr Frost' Goldblum, then at least make him not a cardboard cut out like before.. Oh, but they didn't. Shit.
Fifth - FX ... Well they were in my opinion as bad as Jumanji.. That is why they had to have most scenes in the dark. Because they are dated, (Even by a few years)
Sixth - Direction ... Bland as three day old dry toast.
Seventh - The sound was good.So, only see this on boxing day while hungover, tired and its on tv. (but switch over if a better film is on)