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Pretty Crappy: 7.41%

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Death Wish 3
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by Slyder

1 stars

Why lord, why? Why do another sequel?

Ok, what were you expecting from this movie?

Lemme guess: Paul Kersey moving to another shit-filled town, another one of his friends and relatives killed, and him becoming a vigilante again, taking out the trash, right?

Yep, thatís all the movie is. Not only that, its overblown to dramatic proportions. This time we see Paul blowing like 75 people to hell with his machine gun, ordering a Magnum AND A ROCKET LAUNCHER BY MAIL, and him being shot at but never getting killed, because, SURPRISE he has a bulletproof vest. And whatís worst of all, when he uses his rocket launcher and blows the main baddie into smithereens, destroying the entire apartment, but he and his cop friend survive, even though both of them are like 5 FUCKING METERS AWAY FROM THE BLAST.

This isnít a movie, itís a parody, and the entire film is a parody, insulting and furthermore destroying the idea of the first one and making it a spoof. It takes every element of the first one and takes it to the extreme (The entire city dominated by a gang of thugs? Shouldnít the army be there establishing martial law for Christ sake? Are the Police THAT incompetent?). It also features the stupidest baddie of all time. I wouldíve shot this fucker with only one eye. Plus several plastic emotional moments that will leave you insulted out of your own intelligence. Youíll either laugh or be enraged. I was enraged.

And donít get me started with Bronson and Michael Winner, for the love of God.

In the end, you wonít even care about the ending. Like anyone would give a FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE ENDING. It shouldíve ended when the first one ended. (0-5)

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originally posted: 09/19/02 15:30:49
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User Comments

2/13/11 Durwood You have to say, Fraker is cool as head creep! 3 stars
6/24/09 gary this is obviously a tongue in cheek spoof cartoon characters and as such is quite effective 4 stars
1/17/08 Laslow Paniflex Obviously it's a parody. It's so over the top that it's one big joke. Brilliant. 5 stars
7/31/07 mr.mike over the top sequel 2 stars
4/03/05 sam bonner Incredibly preposterous as reality, but entertaining in a sick, 80's way. 4 stars
5/25/04 Lance Enjoyable in that Commando type of way... 3 stars
3/24/04 Nick Luts One of the best comedies ever! 5 stars
12/05/03 john it's pretty bad - but it's Bronson 3 stars
11/14/03 gavan o herlihy this movie crushes butts 5 stars
11/10/03 douglas lacayo it's fuckin awesome 5 stars
9/07/03 Sugarfoot At least it's better then 2... Rating (1.5/5) 2 stars
8/31/03 Hurls34 A movie that finally answers the question "What happened to Chuck Cunningham?" 3 stars
8/24/03 rusty shackleford Only "Freddie Gets Fingered" is worse 1 stars
5/08/03 Jin Bronson is never boring. Just don't expect too much. It is what it is. 3 stars
4/09/03 Andrew Eastenegger Great film, never the less what morons say.... 5 stars
1/07/03 Ollie Lindsay This movie is incredible!! A must see. 5 stars
1/03/03 Jack Sommersby Ridiculous but very entertaining. A nice guilty pleasure. 3 stars
9/19/02 Charles Tatum Hand me another nail to put in Bronson's career's coffin 1 stars
2/03/02 officer 412/l Fuck you michael winner. Fuck you very much. 1 stars
12/07/00 Cristopher Revilla the worst of the five, they should have never done it 1 stars
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  02-Nov-1985 (R)
  DVD: 03-Feb-2004



Directed by
  Michael Winner

Written by
  Michael Edmonds

  Charles Bronson
  Ed Lauter
  Deborah Raffin
  Martin Balsam
  Alex Winter

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