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Wicker Man, The (1973)
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by MP Bartley

"Apples and Oranges and...human sacrifice?"
4 stars

The British film industry is in a pretty poor state, and arguably always has been, with a lack of funding preventing any great strides being made. However, once thing we Brits can do well is a good horror. 'Night of the Demon', 'Dracula', and through to current offerings like '28 Days Later'. 'The Wicker Man' is often regarded as the best and is certainly the one with the biggest cult of fans. Whether it is the scariest horror film ever made by Britain is a matter of opinion, but one thing's for certain - it's certainly the weirdest.

Edward Woodward (try saying his name without the d's) is the uptight, ramrod straight, fiercely Christian, Police Seargeant Neil Howie working on the coast of Scotland. He receives a mysterious from an anonymous source on the coastal village of Summerisle who claims that a young girl has gone missing months ago and no-one has seen her since. Howie sets off to visit Summerisle but finds things are certainly different from the Scotland that he knows. The villagers dance around the maypoles, teach young schoolgirls about phallic symbols and use pagan cures for illnesses. There is an absolute lack of Christianity which disturbs Howie but is cheerfully supported by the slightly creepy Lord Summerisle (Christopher Lee). As Howie's investigation begins he finds the villagers strangely quiet and reticent which drives him ever deeper into the secrets of Summerisle.

Watching 'The Wicker Man' for the first time may provide some unintentional laughs. Folk songs abound, sung merrily by old men in fishing gear, and by the end the villagers are skipping around in animal costumes while Christoper Lee dons an unfeasibly long wig and lollops around swinging his arms in the air. But once you settle into it, you realise that it's no laughing matter. Robin Hardy directs without fuss, quietly, with no sensationalism, thus emphasising the strangeness and increasing surreality of the situation.

There's something just a little bit creepy about the fact that all the villagers are hiding something and refusing to come clean about it that draws you in, as it does Howie. The fact that all this oddness is in contrast to the beauty of the surroundings emphasises just how odd things are. And things do get very odd. Think of a British version of 'Deliverance'. But with added songs and extra banjos.

As well as the theatrical cut running about 85 minutes long, there's also the directors cut (now released together on dvd) which perhaps loses the tightness of the original, but adds a lot more strangeness. You get more interaction between Howie and the villagers, you get landlord's daughter Willow (a dubbed and totally out of place Britt Ekland) taking the virginity of a young boy while the villagers sing a tribute in the pub to them, and you get an earlier introduction to Summerisle as he offers the boy up and then talks to a snail. Told you this was a weird film.

Woodward is vital here, as his conviction in the role totally sells you both the seriousness and the odd terror of the situation. Matching him every step of the way is the legendary Christopher Lee. Have you ever seen Christopher Lee give a bad performance? No, neither have I. Bad films perhaps, but certainly not a bad performance.

The strange and creepy build-up however is vital to the last ten minutes that tip the film into out and out horror, as you finally gain insight into how bad Howie's situation is and just what the Wicker Man of the title is. It's a shocking, brutal ending that ranks up there with 'Invasion of the Bodysnatchers' and 'Night of the Living Dead', made all the more powerful by it's country surroundings, both beautiful and desolate.

Saying 'The Wicker Man' is the best British horror film is a bit of an over-statement, as it's rarely scary until those final closing minutes. However, it's got a quietly demented and uneasy tone that is absolutely original and keeps you on the edge of your seat even though you know you should be laughing. As rumours of a Nicholas Cage remake continue to circle, just hunt out the original instead. It's still unlike anything else ever made.

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User Comments

5/29/15 stanley welles intelligent, hypnotic and thrilling 4 stars
12/06/13 Pearl Bogdan Still worth watching after all this time 5 stars
5/20/12 The Big D If Christopher Lee says this is his best film, he's too modest about his Dracula movies! 2 stars
6/02/10 User Name Subtle, brilliant, and memorable, with even a few campy laughs thrown in. 4 stars
1/30/10 randy todger classic 5 stars
7/21/09 Josie Cotton is a goddess Scary as hell. Keeps me awake at nights. 4 stars
8/08/08 PAUL SHORTT A CULT FILM ABOUT CULT PRACTISES 2 stars
7/28/08 David Cohen Quintesserntial "It could only have worked in the 70's" horror movie 4 stars
7/05/08 art THE ONLY TIME TO WATCH THIS IS WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO 1 stars
8/28/07 Sam A work of near-genius 5 stars
5/06/07 David Pollastrini didn't think much of it. 2 stars
4/27/07 Total Crap Strange music, strange nudity. And that ending was just crazy, CRAZY!!! 4 stars
4/07/07 Chris Redmond Superbly controlled buil-up of tension up to its macabre climax, this is classic horror. 5 stars
3/29/07 Seth Black Great Movie. One Of My All Time Favorites. 5 stars
3/27/07 fools♫gold As delightfully spiritually enlightening as a Laura Knight-Jadczyck book. 5 stars
9/30/06 Squeeek Probably the worst movie I've ever seen BORING and stupid, the movie should have been burnt 1 stars
8/27/06 Harold One of THE most disturbing endings to a film I've ever seen - 'still haunts me to this day. 5 stars
8/21/06 Zaw Good Ending!! no Fucking Hero(s)!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
12/19/05 Indrid Cold A unique idea, but the cheese factor and poor pacing weaken it quite a bit. 4 stars
7/27/05 Angel Beautiful sunlit horror, deals in the REAL Old Religon: death and fertility 5 stars
4/14/05 Gray folks who think Wicca is peacful see this 5 stars
1/10/05 malcolm lotsa nudity is always good. broke lots of scary movie "rules." 4 stars
11/09/04 Rusty Klichowicz Everyone should want to make movies like this 5 stars
11/05/04 james a trick ending, because there is no trick! 5 stars
4/17/04 Father Merrin Absolutly superb! The movie builds up to an unexpected tragic ending. Classic stuff! 5 stars
3/23/04 Lord Haw Haw Shocks are so much better absorbed with the kees bent. Unforgettable ending. 5 stars
3/22/04 Trannon Goble Fantastic film 5 stars
3/19/03 Jack Sommersby Tactful and intelligent -- and blood-curdlingly frightening. Top-notch directing and acting 5 stars
2/05/03 Charles Tatum One massive pile of disappointment, do NOT believe the hype 1 stars
11/08/02 Stevo Possibly the scariest film ever, maybe the best British film ever. Drastically unsettling 5 stars
7/04/02 honky harry daft as a box of spanners....but good!..oh,and i wet my pants at the scary animal people 4 stars
4/25/02 Jette Cauty Interesting and wierd 4 stars
2/02/02 JAMES MARTIN ONE COMPLETELY AWESOME MOVIE 5 stars
11/02/01 raja no 5 stars
10/15/01 Kgaard Weirdest movie I've ever seen ... and I mean that in a good way. Now on dvd, huzzah! 5 stars
8/19/01 jno This film is a MUST SEE, if you die without seeing it your life is totally incomplete! 5 stars
6/26/01 Mark Doyle Something very lovely about this film... 5 stars
6/17/01 Shauna-Aine O'Brien Brilliantly unexpected 5 stars
5/27/01 GAIL best of all British films 5 stars
5/19/01 R.W. Welch Something of a cult classic & justifiably so; not soon forgotten. 5 stars
5/02/01 the hairy man totally essential film 5 stars
2/19/01 Amy Dudley What to say?! absolutely fantastic! 5 stars
2/05/01 surfer dude69 LAME!!!! Cant believer i wasted my money on this girl movie 1 stars
1/23/01 dave Underhill One of the best films in this genre ive seen = ) glad to see i aint alone 5 stars
11/22/00 Brooke Windsor My absolute favorite 5 stars
11/10/00 Jonnysaw A wonder from beyond! I agree, see the shorter version first. You'll be drawn to watch it a 5 stars
1/16/00 perverted pixie Kinky and bonker's! Oddball music. What a gem! 5 stars
11/22/99 strike Its entertaning and the ending is very creepy. 4 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  01-Jun-1975 (R)
  DVD: 22-Aug-2006

UK
  01-Dec-1973 (15)

Australia
  N/A (M)


Directed by
  Robin Hardy

Written by
  Anthony Shaffer

Cast
  Edward Woodward
  Christopher Lee
  Britt Ekland
  Diane Cilento
  Ingrid Pitt



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