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Overall Rating
2.32

Awesome: 8.51%
Worth A Look: 10.64%
Just Average: 31.91%
Pretty Crappy: 2.13%
Sucks46.81%

3 reviews, 29 user ratings



Whatever It Takes
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by EricDSnider

"I have no solid memories of this film. Did it even really exist?"
3 stars

What will this movie do to make sure it never strays from the established teen-romantic-comedy formula? Whatever it takes.

The film, just like its characters, comes across as blandly likable, despite being completely predictable and 100 percent surprise-free. Ryan (Shane West) and Maggie (Marla Sokoloff) are next-door neighbors and best friends in an unnamed Southern California suburb. Ryan has the hots for the hottest girl in school, Ashley (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), while a jock named Chris (James Franco) wants Maggie.

Chris, being Ashley's cousin, has the power to get her and Ryan together, but only if Ryan will in turn help him with Maggie. This leads to an amusing, almost insightful series of scenes in which Ryan tells the insensitive clod Chris the right things to say to Maggie (no one knows her better than Ryan does, after all), while Chris helps Ryan understand that Ashley likes guys who are jerks.

A scene with the four of them at a carnival cuts back and forth between the two couples, with Chris complimenting Maggie on her shirt (even though it's his, and she's wearing it because she was getting cold), while Ryan tells Ashley she looks awful in those jeans.

Both plans work. Unfortunately, just about the time the utterly transparent Ashley wants to jump in the sack with Ryan, he is realizing that all the sweet things he's been telling Chris to say to Maggie -- well, HE means them. He's in love with Maggie, and always has been.

Surprised? Of course not. Nor will you be surprised when everything turns out utterly the way it should, without a single ambiguity, difficult decision, or compromise. Every one of the stock characters gets exactly what they deserve.

Calling Ryan and Maggie stock characters, though, is a bit of stretch, since they have so little in the way of personalities, even stock ones. At least Ashley is superficial and cheap and Chris is a dumb, sex-crazed jock. Ryan and Maggie are just generically "sweet," which hardly constitutes a character.

But, darn it all, it's the kind of generic sweetness that makes them kinda appealing. There are some genuinely amusing moments in the film, too, including a baseball coach who hits his players with his pitches, and a Titanic-themed prom that turns appropriately disastrous. Not a single bit of it is believable, but it's fun anyway.

The movie actually has a rather romantic heart, though it tries desperately to cover it up with teen-film crudeness and allegedly wacky supporting characters. For its genre, it's strictly by-the-numbers, formulaic twaddle. But if you like the genre, it's got all the elements it needs to make it a successful example of it.

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originally posted: 07/06/03 22:48:25
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User Comments

10/16/04 MC Bad Marla Sokoloff RULES in all her movies! Shes hotter than hell and a great actor! 5 stars
4/24/04 h t porter it needs a lot more christine lakin , a lot more 4 stars
6/30/03 Jake I sorta liked this, what does it appeal to though? Anythings better than Kevin Williamson! 3 stars
8/11/02 blakers a great film 5 stars
7/29/02 Frances i hate jodi and marla, they suck. so does this movie. 3 stars
4/03/02 Priscilla Postlethwaite Jodi Lyn O'Keefe has untapped potential; at least not soill-used here as in She's All Tht 4 stars
7/22/01 Jeanne Scott For the plausable teen story, it was very well done. 4 stars
5/10/01 Jess Harrison it's a bit like shes all that but its cool 4 stars
11/19/00 Sir toss a lot Marla Sokoloff is the most stuck up looking bitch.She thinks shes beter than the human race 2 stars
9/11/00 Ground Zero horrible, stupid, and insulting 1 stars
8/25/00 Stuntman freakin' shit 1 stars
8/19/00 spunkmirej It's a cute story line. Worth a look 3 stars
7/29/00 Digitalus I like Jodi Lyn O'Keefe in Nash Bridges, but this movie tottaly blows! 1 stars
7/19/00 Mr J M HARWOOD SICK 5 stars
7/14/00 Mr J M HARWOOD ONE OF THE BEST TEEN MOVIES EVER 5 stars
5/30/00 Elvisfan I laughed once and was bored the rest of the time & its a cheap ripoff & it bites 1 stars
4/30/00 Cheeseboy This movie SUCKS!!!!! This is a crappy version of American Pie 1 stars
4/25/00 Pansy Can I give it 0 stars? It was that boring. 1 stars
4/22/00 Bob There is only one way to describe this movie. IT SUCKS ASS!!!!!! 1 stars
4/13/00 Sherry come on it wasn't that bad!! It was predictable but still cute. 4 stars
4/09/00 EMagGaRony don't ever see this movie.. a waste of time and money 1 stars
4/07/00 burdenit Fucking Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 stars
4/03/00 Mr. Kramitall boring, boring, boring... 1 stars
3/31/00 apet sucks, sucks, and sucks, if there was less than one star this film would get it 1 stars
3/27/00 shawkin Could only stand to watch 15 minutes. Had to wait in line to get out of the theater. 1 stars
3/26/00 Lame-Oh stupidier than that pathetic Down to You flick 1 stars
3/25/00 "Persnickety "Jenn this movie is the suckies piece of shit i have ever actually seen on the big screen, SHIT!! 1 stars
3/22/00 Chuck what can i say? it sucks. 1 stars
3/18/00 ong-3 "Tasteless, predictable, worthless." 1 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  31-Mar-2000 (PG-13)

UK
  N/A

Australia
  13-Jul-2000 (M)


Directed by
  David Hubbard

Written by
  Mark Schwahn

Cast
  Shane West
  Aaron Paul
  Colin Hanks
  Christine Lakin
  Marla Sokoloff
  Jodi Lyn O'Keefe



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