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2.43

Awesome: 8.11%
Worth A Look: 29.73%
Just Average: 5.41%
Pretty Crappy: 10.81%
Sucks45.95%

3 reviews, 19 user ratings


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Playing God
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by Ryan Arthur

"Did I mention this movie sucks sour frog ass?"
1 stars

Riveting cinema...is somewhere else.

Let me preface by saying that at the time that I wasted $4.50 on this little nugget, I had never seen an episode of The X-Files (I have since then). So I couldn't really judge Duchovny's acting in that series and compare it to this stinkburger...I mean, movie. I can only hope that his previous roles in Beethoven and Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (two other Oscar-caliber films, to be sure) are a better indicator of his acting abilities. Because this movie, from start to not-too-soon finish, sucks sour frog ass, and Agent Mulder is a big part of the problem.

Imagine a role in a movie - any movie - as it would've been played by Ben Stein, the droll teacher from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. That's a good example of Duchovny's range here. Angry, happy, high, sarcastic, who can tell? A doctor who's NOT narcissistic, a doctor who DOESN'T have a God complex? I can suspend belief, but not that much. The rest of the cast isn't much help, either. Tim Hutton has what could've been a plum role as the bad guy. But he doesn't even get into remotely bad...he's more of a Disney-fied villain; all style and no substance. It doesn't help if you keep flashing back to him in Ordinary People. The lone bright spot (for me, anyway) was Angelina Jolie. If it was just an hour and a half of a close up of her lips, I'd see this movie more often than 14-year-old girls saw Titanic.

The plot is basically a "redemption through betrayal" kind of deal, but the story itself is a mess, starting off with a MacGyver-esque opening as Doc Duchovny improvises in a bar to save a wounded man's life. After that, it veers off into Pulp Fiction territory, complete with two hitmen, one black, one white, whose conversation in a car deals with riveting dialogue about soccer as compared to American football. It was at this point that I leaned over to a friend and said, "If they start talking about cheeseburgers in Amsterdam, I swear to God I'm walking out."

After that, it turns into a would-be action movie, complete with the plot device of the 90's, Russian gangsters. There were at least five movies in 1997 that had the Russian mafia playing a role, and they all sucked, kids. Are scritpwriters really that hard up for ideas?

Top it all off with cheesy dialogue, monotonous voiceover from Duchovny, and a pointless car chase, and you wonder why this movie didn't premiere some Friday night on HBO first.

Do yourself and others a favor. Go to your local video store and burn all the copies of this movie. You'll thank me later.

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originally posted: 08/26/98 10:52:25
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User Comments

4/17/10 PAUL SHORTT TRASHY AND PREDICTABLE 1 stars
12/23/07 Dennis I somehow really like this movie - and the role Duchovny plays. Meh, whatever ^^ 4 stars
5/30/07 conrad l GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE 5 stars
1/19/07 johnnyfog Saw it just because I was curious to see Jolie chunky. Big mistake 2 stars
3/11/06 Chuck Makes Pulp Fiction look like z-grade rubbish. Its an instant Classic. 5 stars
8/25/03 alantrei A fresh feel. Hutton is great. Jolie is chunky. 4 stars
6/22/03 Jack Sommersby Decent opening gives way to utter banality. Dial-Tone Duchovny doesn't help. 2 stars
4/01/01 Jesse L Jolie is NOT a good actress at all - She has a look and thats all 2 stars
2/08/01 Sully excellent concept........horseshit execution......completely missable 2 stars
6/30/00 Dana Scully Playing God, SUCKS... you might aswell turn the sound down and gawk at Duchovny or Angelina 1 stars
11/27/99 Joel Harwood fuckin sick 5 stars
1/24/99 donkey_dew I thought it was rather good. Rock on. 4 stars
12/07/98 Binky This dude from texhoma can't hide the truth. It was a piece of shit. 1 stars
9/12/98 HardtoPlease DD was excellent...too his ideas about what the film should be were ignored 4 stars
9/12/98 loriann its a good movie 4 stars
9/11/98 daisy5150 Don't blame David Duchovny. The film screenplay was crumby; Great actor, stupid plot 3 stars
9/11/98 PeeJay I was embarrassed for Duchovny.The script was lame, but not as lame as his 'emoting' 1 stars
9/11/98 LuvPat Dave did an excellent acting job in a poorly edited film 3 stars
8/29/98 Mister Whoopee Screaming white death to Agent Mulder. He's just terrible. 1 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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  17-Oct-1997 (R)

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