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"Go see it, without further ado."
4 stars

Jerry Springer meets Noel Coward. Fun for the whole family.

I actually didn't mind Tori Spelling in this movie. She wasn't bad. Now, Freddie Prinze Jr, however, that's a different story. He sucked. I think he's annoying as shit. The plot: Marty comes home for Thanksgiving with his new fiancee, the aforementioned Ms. Spelling. This is the first time Marty has brought a friend home to meet the family. Marty hasn't had many friends. Maybe it's a good thing. We meet his brother (the aforementioned annoying-as-shit guy) his mom (the chick from "Coma") and his sister, Jackie-O. She's called Jackie-O because she dresses like Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. Specifically, she wears what Jackie wore the day Kennedy was shot. She and Marty are close. They're twins. They're very close. You know what I'm talking about.
This movie is really well written, which understandably, pisses some people off. "Too many words! Brain hurt!" It's based on an old play, which means few sets, lots of dialogue, and no mention of an asteroid the size of Texas. This movie is really funny, really twisted, and Parker Posey rules the universe. And, as mentioned before, Tori, as the fiancee, doesn't do too badly. She's kinda cute. But Freddie Prinze Jr? Forget about it. I'm glad he wasn't in this movie all that much, or else they woulda had to call it "I know what you did last summer, and it's kinda gross. That's your sister, you weirdo!"

Noel Coward was a playwright who wrote really spiffy dialogue. Jerry Springer is the antichrist.

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originally posted: 12/02/98 11:20:18
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User Comments

2/05/05 John T. makes my top 3 fav movie list 5 stars
3/08/04 Goofy Maxwell The kind of movie you watch 2X & don't even remember the title. 4 stars
12/09/03 redpjas A GREAT FILM 5 stars
10/12/03 queen I loved it, everything Jackie-O said cracked me up 5 stars
10/09/03 Erik Van Sant Like watching a train-wreck. How did I laugh through this? Posey is phenomenal. 5 stars
9/09/03 nr A GREAT FILM 5 stars
8/28/03 francis Great play - not so great film - too stagey 2 stars
6/07/03 earl hoffert i suppose you think i'm going insane just to be fashionable 5 stars
5/31/03 mee great 5 stars
3/03/03 Jack Sommersby An unpleasant, downright incompetent mess. Posey is game but wasted. 1 stars
10/08/02 rainangel one of my favorite films 5 stars
8/24/02 movie guy great 5 stars
12/02/01 Hum stupid 2 stars
11/04/01 E-Funk Mad, macabre and sickly sexual. This is one of a kind and not to be missed. 5 stars
8/22/01 The Boy In The Designer Bubble One would have to be emotionally disturbed to boink frog eyed Tori Spelling 3 stars
6/28/01 Frank This was truly great. Posey is captivating. 5 stars
11/04/00 Gray Parker Posey excellent again. Great film. 4 stars
6/28/99 Steve Bashakus A weird, fucked-up little movie - Parker is truly a femme fetale! 4 stars
4/09/99 Jeff A movie any real Kentuckian would love. Parker Posey is great. 5 stars
4/03/99 Albert Ugh, this movie prompted me to have to bathe. House of Shit. 1 stars
2/23/99 Grant No pancakes today I'm afraid! 5 stars
1/01/99 David Lamb If Parker Posey was my sister...I would bang her too! 5 stars
8/24/98 The Capital City Goofball Parker Posey being Jackie O. How insulting. 3 stars
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  09-Oct-1997 (R)

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  02-Jul-1999 (M)




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