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"A Single Wrong Piece Can Ruin A Whole Puzzle"
1 stars

Listen all, time travel is possible, Ave, Ave, Rejoice!!!!!!!

Not necessarily ridiculing the idea, just ridiculing the outcome.

Why explain the plot and whatever bullshit that I do when the problem can be easily spotted even by a retard?

Just answer me this question: If you all of a sudden kill your loved one (Like Jean Reno here did with Christina Applegate) and then you travel through time, do you think there is a possibly REMOTE CHANCE to meet with your great, great, great, great, great (x 1000) granddaughter (Applegate), whom is a DIRECT descendant of you, even though back in the past you killed the mother of the mother’s of her mother’s of her mother’s (x 1000) DAUGHTER???!!!

Think about that.

Jean Reno, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? You were so great in Ronin, and you signed up to THIS BULLSHIT??!! Please fire your agent, NOW. Applegate is crap, and by the way, do you people remember Matt Ross? Yeah, that fucko who was shot in the head by evil-Travolta in Face/Off? Yeah, I just wish someone should’ve done the same to him in this horseshit. Tara Reid, you BITCH, you sucked, DIE BITCH DIE!!! The rest can fuck off.

In the end, if you answered yes, then you’re qualified to see this movie, since you’re a fucking retard, you like to spank your girl with a frying pan until she bleeds while you have sex with her. You’ll need more than electroshocks to come back to reality. If you answered no, then you’re an intelligent human being and my advise for you is to stay, the FUCK, away, from this movie, you better, or you’re likely to loose your intelligence, and none of us want that. Seriously people, avoid this film. (0.5-5)

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originally posted: 07/09/02 00:19:52
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10/26/14 Count Godefroy Of Montmirail, Duke Of Papincourt Absolutely fantastic!!! well done my fellow countrymen 5 stars
5/08/07 bobbyjoe i wanted to throw up it was so bad. 1 stars
3/10/07 diane i laughed so hard, i thought that i was goiing to die, other's have no sense of humour 5 stars
1/02/05 Feliciano go to hell people, this movies is hilarious!!! 5 stars
8/09/04 Miriam Not aa patch on the original. Jean Reno and Christian Clavier are this film's only saving g 2 stars
3/01/04 Cj Im really sorry, i seem to be the only person who fell in love with this movie! 5 stars
4/15/03 Jack Bourbon Um, I liked this movie. *I do drink a lot, though. "Hang dim een duh ton squayahhh!!!" 4 stars
1/06/03 Colin Foster Oh dear!!! 3 stars
12/21/02 Pigwidgeon I thought it really only earned four stars, but I gave it five just to spite the snobs. 5 stars
4/03/02 Jake Movie has a good plot and was funny to see the two guys messing around in Chicago! Not bad. 3 stars
2/20/02 Xaver Cute. Not much of a plot. Not much in the way of acting. 3 stars
1/01/02 Andrew Carden The Movie Was Unfunny, but It Wasn't THAT Bad. 3 stars
10/30/01 hilary average 3 stars
4/22/01 Becky You need to see the french movie it was based upon, that was excellent and hysterical. 3 stars
4/16/01 Erin Agreeing with Rick here, it was one of the few movies worth what I spent to see it. 4 stars
4/15/01 Rampage boring as hell, this was a waste of money 1 stars
4/12/01 Blake "The Bitch" Ward It's sucks terribly. However, they said bad things about bunnys. Big Plus. 2 stars
4/11/01 Chris Myst An embarrassing piece of shambles. Why, Reno, why??? 1 stars
4/09/01 wolvie This movie just blows. No if's, and's, or but's about it. 1 stars
4/08/01 Rick To the commentator... Get over yourself, the movie was a lighthearted way to spend a 2hrs 4 stars
4/06/01 TimmyToday It's missing the american Helen Hunt! What crap! 2 stars
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