Jamie Kennedy's favorite movie review site
Home Reviews  Articles  Release Dates Coming Soon  DVD  Top 20s Criticwatch  Search
Public Forums  Festival Coverage  Contests About 

Overall Rating

Awesome: 14.63%
Worth A Look: 17.07%
Just Average: 24.39%
Pretty Crappy29.27%
Sucks: 14.63%

2 reviews, 29 user ratings

Latest Reviews

Hanagatami by Jay Seaver

Predator, The by Jay Seaver

Fahrenheit 11/9 by Rob Gonsalves

Madeline's Madeline by Jay Seaver

Won't You Be My Neighbor? by Rob Gonsalves

Brothers' Nest by Jay Seaver

Mandy by Peter Sobczynski

Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum by Jay Seaver

Maquia: When the Promised Flower Blooms by Jay Seaver

Field Guide to Evil by Jay Seaver

subscribe to this feed

Rock Star
[AllPosters.com] Buy posters from this movie
by EricDSnider

"Because we've been wanting to hear more heavy metal music."
3 stars

Mark Wahlberg plays a nice young man who gets caught up in a glamorous and sexually charged world, changes his name, realizes he has natural gifts for his new line of work, fornicates with strangers, then discovers life in the fast lane is not all it’s cracked up to be. That’s a plot summary for both the superior “Boogie Nights” and the average “Rock Star.”

This time, Wahlberg plays Chris, a Pittsburgh kid circa 1985 who worships and adores Steel Dragon (a heavy metal band that exists just in this movie). He’s frontman for Blood Pollution, a Steel Dragon “tribute” band, and he wants nothing more than to BE the lead singer. His knowledge of the band, its songs and its habits borders on the obsessive.

His fantasy comes true when the real lead singer splits and he is tapped to replace him, thanks to the band having found videotapes of a Blood Pollution concert. Soon Chris has changed his name to Izzy, adopted an English accent, and is traveling the world with Steel Dragon, accompanied by his girlfriend/manager Emily (Jennifer Aniston).

It’s dizzying, of course, to discover the amazing things that await him -- the women, the parties, the fame, the fortune, etc., etc., etc. Director Stephen Herek creates a vivid, strobe-lighted sequence at a party that accurately demonstrates how other-worldly it all is, but the details elsewhere seem sketchy and detached. Where the similarly themed “Almost Famous” was obviously made by people who love the world of rock ‘n’ roll, “Rock Star” appears manufactured by impartial observers.

Until Chris joins the band, the film moves along nicely, with some very funny moments involving his extremely hip parents and ridiculously uptight policeman brother. It is pleasant and funny and entertaining.

Then it stops. The trouble with John Stockwell’s screenplay is that, once Chris becomes a rock star, the movie has no place to go. Of course Emily will become jealous of all the trashy women who throw themselves at lead singers, of course her and Chris’ relationship will be summed up by a scene in which even SHE can’t get into an exclusive party, of course Chris will come to see he’s not as important to the band as they are to him. It’s all mapped out perfectly, and the movie’s second half doesn’t overlook a single cliche.

For us to care about a movie character, we have to see him going through some kind of change. But here, the journey is predetermined, and if Wahlberg’s character changes, it’s behind our backs. As far as we know, the only thing he wants in life is to be a rock star. If he decides that’s not for him after all, what will he be “going back” to? What are the stakes? What are the possible outcomes of his life? We don’t know any of this. It’s either rock star or absolutely nothing, as far as we’re concerned.

The life of a rock star is fun, and this movie is fun, too ... up to a point. In the end, it’s the same three chords we’ve always heard.

link directly to this review at http://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/review.php?movie=5512&reviewer=247
originally posted: 09/06/01 13:30:07
[printer] printer-friendly format  

User Comments

11/17/11 praveen Itz a good film certainly Ranbirs hit and he did well and A.R.Rahman God I have no words... 5 stars
2/12/10 R Lan It says a lot when thhe best part of the movie are the outtakes they show at the end. 2 stars
6/01/07 gcc a fitting tribute to the greatest decade of rock-the 80's 5 stars
5/06/07 David Pollastrini Great music 4 stars
8/09/06 Dragon The Artist After that entire "Marky Mark" debocle, he definately does'nt have the balls to be a rocker 1 stars
10/17/05 leafur rock below b grade 1 stars
9/27/05 Adam Singer hears fan singing along at Metal concert, yeah right, so lame 2 stars
4/21/04 Deb GOOD OLE MARKY MARK. HE'S AWSOME''' 5 stars
8/26/03 I Would Josie and The Pussycats was much better. 2 stars
3/02/03 Jack Sommersby Decently paced but we've been done this familiar moral road so many times before. 2 stars
1/15/03 PurpleKISSfreak I was in 3 scenes in this film.It was a pleasure to work on.I am proud of how it turned out 5 stars
6/06/02 I'm in (L) with a Jedi hmmm....i liked this coz of mark wahlberg....it dragged on a tad....but othawise, alright 3 stars
4/14/02 Keith ok. similar sap in Almost Famous. nothing new here. 3 stars
3/31/02 KMG The scene where he gets in a fight w/ mom reminded me of Boogie Nights 4 stars
3/18/02 bradgray96 Doesn't live up to comparisons to "Almost Famous." It's easy to feel sorry for J. Aniston. 4 stars
2/25/02 Hewrd Frost I just love Jennifer! She's very talented, not to mention preety! 5 stars
1/27/02 Spyguy2 Decent, couple of funny moments, not enough to totally "rock", though. 4 stars
1/02/02 Andrew Carden Quite Good...Nobody Gives This Any Chance. 4 stars
10/11/01 Miss Marla I liked it. The performances weren't bad, better than POTA by a long shot, worth a rental 3 stars
10/09/01 ajay kinda funny, kinda dumb, the ending is a no-brainer... 4 stars
9/27/01 RK It gave me a headache 2 stars
9/17/01 Gibbo A predictable rock and roll chick flick ... a pleasant enough way to while away an afternoo 4 stars
9/16/01 Rebecca Wahlberg i wanna rock and roll all night, w/ mark wahlberg that is 5 stars
9/10/01 Jake Another mindless Wahlberg vehicle. Can't he evolve? 1 stars
9/10/01 bockharn Wahlberg brings some passion & grit to the otherwise cliched and predictable proceedings 3 stars
9/10/01 ron20003 Crap! Crap! Crap! I want my money back! 1 stars
9/09/01 The Boy In The Designer Bubble Great Goddess, maybe there is a plot to destroy the minds of movie goers everywhere! 1 stars
9/09/01 KCobain What an insult. I'd rather watch Airheads again. 1 stars
Note: Duplicate, 'planted,' or other obviously improper comments
will be deleted at our discretion. So don't bother posting 'em. Thanks!
Your Name:
Your Comments:
Your Location: (state/province/country)
Your Rating:

Discuss this movie in our forum

  07-Sep-2001 (R)



Home Reviews  Articles  Release Dates Coming Soon  DVD  Top 20s Criticwatch  Search
Public Forums  Festival Coverage  Contests About 
Privacy Policy | | HBS Inc. |   
All data and site design copyright 1997-2017, HBS Entertainment, Inc.
Search for
reviews features movie title writer/director/cast