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Overall Rating
2.67

Awesome: 9.09%
Worth A Look: 12.73%
Just Average: 20%
Pretty Crappy52.73%
Sucks: 5.45%

3 reviews, 37 user ratings


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by Ryan Arthur

"You're luggage."
2 stars

Nope, nope, nope.

Here's a stretch: Ah-nuld's a stoic guy with a penchant for big guns. Shocking, ain't it?

The big guy works for Witness protection and erases people's past's while protecting them prior to their testimony in government cases. Somebody wants Ah-nuld's witness dead.

Paint by numbers action, lame as hell dialogue, a damsel in distress (Vanessa L. Williams, looking pretty, but acting shoddily) and a villain (James Caan) infinitely more interesting than the hero.

They stunts and action are OK, but the CGI shots stand out like a sore thumb (especially the freefall scene and the attacking crocodile).

If you like action, maybe you'll dig it, but otherwise it's a skipper.

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originally posted: 10/02/98 10:11:35
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User Comments

3/22/10 PAUL SHORTT HIGH OCTANE, VIOLENT, EXPLOSIVE ACTION THRILLER 3 stars
9/13/09 Jeff Wilder Not too bad. Better than End of Days or Collateral Damage, 3 stars
8/08/09 Lee Smallwood It's much better than the dumb reviewers referring to TOM ARNOLD who was NOT in the movie!! 4 stars
7/05/08 dan halberg depressingly dull 2 stars
1/17/07 David Pollastrini saw it but have no memory so it must have sucked 3 stars
9/30/06 Nicole The part with the parachute was seriously lame! 3 stars
8/30/06 Sepi53 Best Arnold action pack with lovely Vanessa 4 stars
10/26/05 chris another great arnie movie 5 stars
5/26/05 tony plot made no sense, some scenes full of action and confusion.Need a lot of work. 2 stars
5/14/05 Indrid Cold For a big budget spectacle, it's pretty lame. 3 stars
2/10/05 Jeff Anderson An action film with a cool & funky edge that delivers on it's premise. THOSE GUNS ROCK!!!!! 5 stars
10/23/04 ODH A solid action flick, nothing spectacular but not bad. 3 stars
4/11/04 john bale Bugeyed Arnie saves the world (again) some good stunts, fun with a parachute, little acting 3 stars
11/29/03 john nobody needs to see this bercause you already have seen it done better 100 times 2 stars
10/08/03 Buck Great loud, violent fun with Arnold. 5 stars
9/26/03 Alice very stupid 2 stars
9/14/03 Boris Smtih typical arnold adventure 3 stars
3/23/03 Jack Sommersby A crowd-pleasing Schwarzeneggar star vehicle. 4 stars
2/21/03 MIKE MUSTAINE THIS FILM IS FUCKING COOL 5 stars
5/26/02 I'm in (L) with a Jedi Congratulations, u've been erased 2 stars
2/20/02 Xaver I enjoyed the action and loved the alligators. 4 stars
11/14/01 Zizzerzazzerzuzz What happened to Arnold? He used to be good at the "brainless-but-fun" action movie. 2 stars
10/01/01 Andrew Carden Well Done Movie, Good Amount Of Action. 4 stars
8/07/01 Mr. Hat Looks like one of the most decent action movies; it isn't, but it's definitely bearable. 3 stars
6/26/01 Bront not one of his finest, good for a piss take 2 stars
11/18/00 FLORIDA VOTER Are you people whacked? This was a very fun movie, one of his best! 5 stars
11/13/00 The EVIL Penguin ERASE this movie 2 stars
10/08/00 Arron Cotrel It was a retarded movie, yet, i liked the ceasar part, that was sweet 1 stars
9/16/00 JB As far as big Hollywood Widescreen this is great!!!!! 4 stars
4/08/00 Bruce Not Arnold's finest hour, but it had it's moments 4 stars
11/25/98 Fred "You're luggage". Is that the best they could do? Is Arnold one rank moronic fucko. 1 stars
10/26/98 Silent Rob Bang Bang, Boom Boom, It's Arnie-time! 3 stars
9/28/98 Johny ultimately forgetable 2 stars
9/21/98 MR HOLLYWOOD Tom SUX,Arnold 50/50 & Vanessa Ugh.but action/pace is good. 3 stars
8/29/98 Matt What was wrong with normal guns, huh arnold? 1 stars
8/28/98 Mister Whoopee Ugh. They read the formula and followed it to the nth degree. 2 stars
8/24/98 The Capital City Goofball Tom Arnold. Say no more. 2 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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  21-Jun-1996 (R)

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Australia
  02-Jul-1996




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