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Amy's Orgasm
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"Oh, gee, here we go again."
1 stars

Like we didnít have enough talk about womenís lib, love and sex or sexual freedom or whatever bullshit anyway anyhow, we have to this time hear Julie Davis regurgitate all this crap over and over yet again only to blow up on her face as this film is a preposterous bunch of Woody Allen wannabe crap.

The plot I can summarize with one line: Jewish feminist girl Amy (Davis) writes a book about why love doesnít work yet sheís frustrated and obsessed with her lack of orgasm (or something like that) that she falls for some misogynist shock DJ Mathew Starr (Nick Chinlund) who likes to get off and fuck his bimbo guests.

Like fellow colleague Scott Weinberg once said: thereís nothing worse than a comedy with no laughs. This film is a completely deplorable, utterly stupid character study about some ďsex neuroticĒ girl who seems to have never had sex before I guess, and every time sheís going to do it, she gets crazy about all kinds of things. Hey Julie, next time try writing a more original character rather than ripping off Woody Allenís character structure; just because your character is Jewish and neurotic doesnít guarantee interest, especially when itís a stupid character saying all kinds of stupid shit. And what the hell was that lesbian sponsor all about?

The bulk of the idiocy of this movie is the supposed chapters of the book about why love doesnít work and itís just dressed up sex, only to show how stupid this girl is by failing to back up any of the points she addresses and bringing up all kinds of ridiculous arguments that only make her look worse (Please don't make me point them out, ok? It will only make my head hurt even more than what it is). And you wonder how intelligent is that? By this time I was just completely angered by the brainless feminist crap that this garbage was spewing and her relationship with that Howard Stern wannabe just makes it the more ridiculous and dreadful. By the filmís end, when she gives out her womenís lib-like speech, you will want to grab the tape and DVD and smash it to a thousand pieces.

And donít bother with the acting, itís just horrible, and when you see that a director casts a porn star like Kira Reed in a cameo role, you realize that the director is really reaching. She doesnít even take her clothes off, which pretty much tells you to also forget about the sexual innuendo, since this crap is like one of those Real World episodes where you only get a prick tease and thatís about it. Itís even worse since you realize that Davis is quite a hot babe herself and you want her to get fucked, but she doesnít. I wish she had, maybe by doing that she wouldíve spared us the endless stupid ranting that comprises the rest of this miserable film.

In the end, forget this pile of shit. I canít believe why did the Sundance Film Festival were stupid enough to actually screen a worthless sack of shit like this one. Canít you people watch first the movies that you screen for Christís sake? Truly one of the worst films ever made. 0-5

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originally posted: 10/21/04 18:55:17
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User Comments

5/11/08 wendell maness what a sexy film, it was hot and i loved it 5 stars
1/29/06 tatum Not THAT terrible, some funny characters 4 stars
6/10/03 sandi I must be an asshole, I liked it. Romance readers will too. 4 stars
1/13/03 Jenn terrible terrible terrible 1 stars
10/28/02 Jessica Wilson Honest and funny 5 stars
10/23/02 walt it pretty much blew 2 stars
9/18/02 Uncle Salty I saw this movie on a bet. We both lost. 1 stars
9/12/02 Juliette Glassman This movie is hysterically funny and truthful 5 stars
9/08/02 marilynn seif I loved this movie. It was a riot 5 stars
9/03/02 Michelle Strier Thank God for this review, I felt like I was losing my mind watching this movie 1 stars
8/30/02 Kerman what is there to say besides sucks all ass? 1 stars
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