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Overall Rating
3.3

Awesome: 13.48%
Worth A Look36.88%
Just Average: 22.7%
Pretty Crappy: 19.86%
Sucks: 7.09%

10 reviews, 81 user ratings


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Transporter, The
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by EricDSnider

"Butts are kicked; crowds are pleased; laughs are got."
4 stars

The title character in "The Transporter" is an unflappable, endlessly resourceful mercenary whose persona is somewhere between James Bond and Jackie Chan. He can maneuver out of any difficult situation, even those involving speeding cars and exploding fireballs. And in hand-to-hand combat, he's not averse to taking off his shirt and using it as a weapon against three opponents at once.

Frank Martin (Jason Statham) is the Transporter, an ex-military loner who uses his fantastic BMW and expert driving ability to make a tidy living in the more picturesque parts of France. Need a getaway car for your bank heist, or transport for some illegal goods? No problem, as long as you can pay for the service. Frank doesn't ask questions, and he never looks in the bag to see what he's carrying. He's discreet and professional, so much that when on one occasion the canvas bag seems to have something alive inside of it, he barely bats an eye before tossing it in the trunk like any other cargo.

But his human side gets the best of him and he opens the bag. Inside is a gorgeous Chinese woman, Lai (Qi Shu), with whom he winds up running after the job goes awry. There are sinister plots such as those typically found in these kinds of movies, most of them centering around a bad guy known as Wall Street (Matt Schulze).

We will have to overlook the laughably forced romance between Frank and Lai, and the police inspector (Francois Berleand) whose French accent is nearly indecipherable. It is not to the movie's credit that the protagonist keeps his cargo bound and gagged for as long as he does, either; Frank teeters dangerously on the edge of becoming unsympathetic.

In all, though, this is an exciting bit of Euro-fluff co-written by Luc Besson, who gave us "Kiss of the Dragon" and "The Fifth Element," and Robert Mark Kamen, who co-scripted those movies and also wrote "The Karate Kid." So you get the idea, story-wise, where things are going.

It's the contributions of director Corey Yuen, who has made a good many Hong Kong fight flicks, that makes "The Transporter" worth noting. Between him and first-time editor Nicolas Trembasiewicz, the film's frenetic, stylish pace is altogether refreshing and exhilarating. The medium-tempo techno music on the soundtrack, the wry humor employed by the dryly charismatic Jason Statham, the increasingly outrageous stunt pieces -- this is cool, slick stuff, ready to quench the thirst of an audience that misses the summer blockbusters.

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User Comments

9/13/17 morris campbell transports the thrills to the viewer 4 stars
12/21/10 Josie Cotton is a goddess Worth seeing, but only once 3 stars
10/22/09 Rachel Really enjoyed this fast paced movie from start to finish! 5 stars
8/18/08 Shaun Wallner Great Action!! 5 stars
6/17/08 PAUL SHORTT IT'S PROBABLY NOT EASY TO MAKE SUCH A WORTHLESS FILM 2 stars
2/17/08 cdmtx awesome! 5 stars
12/02/07 davidbobo20 screw xXx, this movie is awesome! 5 stars
9/19/07 R.W. Welch C+ actioner has little that's new but moves well. 3 stars
9/29/06 Stanley Thai It's a good action flick. 4 stars
9/25/06 Anthony Feor It can keep up with itself 3 stars
2/18/06 Ronin Yup - Statham great and bad script. Sill nice to watch 4 stars
2/02/06 tony Good in its own way 4 stars
1/11/06 tatum Fun, mindless actioner 4 stars
10/30/05 chris exellent film i loved it 5 stars
10/14/05 Mike Statham great, horrific script, an old B Karate movie done modern. 2 stars
10/11/05 Tom Burns great action. 4 stars
10/09/05 Agent Sands It's fun, but very simplistic and anti-climatic. 4 stars
9/26/05 Indrid Cold Dumb, over-the-top Hong Kong style action movie = good fun. 4 stars
9/20/05 Carolyn Rathburn Another blow everything up and fall for the girl movie, it was great 4 stars
9/14/05 John great concept but pedestrian execution 3 stars
8/22/05 ES This movie has a great start and then devolves into Seagal/Van Damme fight style movie 1 stars
7/25/05 Eric Rollins A comic masterpiece, too bad it's not a comedy. 3 stars
6/04/05 Charlene Javier What was that about? 1 stars
6/02/05 deadwiz To much lack of story, and really pointless action 3 stars
4/25/05 E-FUNK I imagine this is what gay porn is like... but with less story and acting skills. 1 stars
3/14/05 Ronin Statham is as good actor as any guy picked randomly from the streets.Good montage. BMW rock 4 stars
1/27/05 Charlie Exciting, fast paced action flick! 4 stars
10/13/04 Sandy Great! 4 stars
8/16/04 Dean-o Qi-Chu is lovely. The film is not about plot, it is a demonstration of Sun Zi's Art Of War. 4 stars
8/11/04 Dean Why did she screech so much, it still don't get the kidnap part 4 stars
5/07/04 Stefan Halka Slick, well-choreographed fight scenes could not make up for the weak script the film had. 3 stars
4/16/04 Michael Greenwaldt Awesome action flick! The heck with crap like xXx and Vin Diesel, Statham oozes sex appeal! 4 stars
4/14/04 The More You Know Statham just misses box office success on 1 hand, Bruce Campbell cult status on the other. 4 stars
3/15/04 "Meth Labs" for DUMMIES WOW...Uhhh, WOW?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
11/14/03 HorrorScribbler Fun but loses all credibility when Statham parachutes onto a moving truck from a cropduster 4 stars
11/09/03 Shane Myers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE OF MY FAV'S NEXT TO "Cowboy Bebop: The Movie" & "Freddy VS. Jason"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
9/04/03 Lia Aranga Great, I love long car chases 4 stars
8/08/03 Eric Not high art, but packed with tons of great action, Statham's awesome 5 stars
8/04/03 punjab utter pish! 1 stars
6/22/03 David Get sillier as the clock rolls by, Statham's wasted here.... 3 stars
6/15/03 Jason Cowan Good 4 stars
6/12/03 Robin Swados "The Transporter" is one of the best bad movies I've see in years. It's a junk masterpiece! 4 stars
6/01/03 Daniella Great! Awesome! My Favorite! Incredible! 5 stars
6/01/03 Shane Myers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking great to watch, Jason Statham is the next Bruce Willis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
5/28/03 brentley Parity errors galore, illogical plot events... The fight scenes were ok, tho. 3 stars
5/21/03 Desert Rat Painfully lame!!! 1 stars
5/18/03 Zaharin Hamid aka The Movie Samseng It's like watching MTV while riding a rollercoaster! 4 stars
4/15/03 YES Car chases, martial arts fights, death-defying stunts, The Transporter's tons of fun. 5 stars
4/03/03 Ric Fun action romp, Jason Statham is the next great action star. 5 stars
3/28/03 Jon Killer action romp, but why does the plot for these kinda movies always have to be shit 4 stars
3/16/03 Peter Nice look on Paris. Lots of action, and great picture. A great movie for action fans. 5 stars
12/12/02 Natalie Stonecipher 2nd gratuitously violent film set in France I've seen this week. What kinda trend is this? 1 stars
12/08/02 ADP Action at the ebd was good but a lot of bad acting. Strathma has seen too many kung-fu movi 2 stars
12/04/02 Robin Fletcher ABSOfuckingLUTELY awesome! Statham is our new action star! 5 stars
11/26/02 malcolm great Hong Kong style action featuring white people 4 stars
11/25/02 Jeremy Witteveen Great action flick, if you don't expect too much characterization 4 stars
11/24/02 Ravenous Jason Statham is eye candy and fight choreography was fierce. Plot was non-existent 4 stars
11/10/02 jason wonderful 5 stars
11/08/02 Michael Bolton What a pile of crap, no plot just gay 'karate scenes' what a piece of shit. 1 stars
11/04/02 Tyler Rowe Wicked movie, thought it was great. Great stunts and karate scenes. 5 stars
11/04/02 Michael Buehler Wretched-An excuse to cram as much low rent choreographed violence into a movie as possible 1 stars
11/03/02 Anarchy Azmi barely average movie....at least its better xXx....which was completely gay 3 stars
10/31/02 F.E. The most fun I've had in a movie for a while! 5 stars
10/31/02 SGR Fights at about half the speed of Jet Li and has none of Jackie Chan's finesse 2 stars
10/28/02 Jason Statham Best Film ever 1 stars
10/26/02 Mr. Hat Jason Statham is cool, but not quite as much in this unrealistic action flick 3 stars
10/20/02 Jamer 1/3 Jackie Chan, 1/3 James Bond, 1/3 Hitman (videogame series). Good flick. 4 stars
10/19/02 The Bomb 69 white knuckle action with a decent script 5 stars
10/19/02 nick2k first half was fucking good...but what the hell happened to the script afterwards?!? 3 stars
10/15/02 wintermute The fighting was top notch and the bicycle pedals were truly original 4 stars
10/14/02 Interrog8 Loses touch with it's story, but the action keeps it going. Delivers where xXx couldn't. 4 stars
10/13/02 Uncle Salty We're not talking shakespear here, but it sure kicks XXX's ass. 4 stars
10/13/02 Matt Senne The best, worst, funniest movie ever. 5 stars
10/13/02 Chancey Sugarpants Not as dumb as I expected. It's fun, but didn't make me feel like a moron for watching it. 4 stars
10/13/02 Jiz Started as an original/cool action flick, half-way through turned into boring generic shit 3 stars
10/13/02 King Richard As long as you sit back and enjoy the show, and don't think at all, this flick is alright 4 stars
10/13/02 "Yes the shit." Good entertainment to sneak into. Or the 3 AM is a good idea. 3 stars
10/12/02 crashdavis This movie sucks all ass. Wait for it at 3am on HBO 9. 1 stars
10/11/02 syrius yeah, the script was bad, but the action more than makes up for it 4 stars
10/04/02 Buddha The dialogue was pretty damn hokey, but it's a fun ride. 4 stars
10/04/02 Zaw Good chaseing around europe small towns. I wish there were more chasing scences. 4 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  11-Oct-2002 (PG-13)
  DVD: 23-Aug-2005

UK
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Australia
  31-Oct-2002 (M)


Directed by
  Corey Yuen

Written by
  Luc Besson

Cast
  Jason Statham
  Qi Shu
  Matt Schulze
  François Berléand
  Ric Young
  Doug Rand



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