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3.64

Awesome: 17.86%
Worth A Look39.29%
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2 reviews, 16 user ratings



White Oleander
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by EricDSnider

"Yeah, she survived. So what?"
3 stars

"White Oleander" subscribes to the philosophy that if your central character suffers a lot and lives to tell about it, it is therefore an inspiring movie. "See how she didn't kill herself?" we're supposed to say. "Wow, that gives me a reason to live, too."

What is lacking in the film, from TV director Peter Kosminsky and based on Janet Fitch's Oprah-endorsed novel, is an explanation of why the teen-age protagonist is put through so much turmoil. It makes her stronger, yes -- but what does it do to the audience?

The resilient central figure is Astrid (Alison Lohman), who is bounced from one foster home to another after her flighty artist mother (Michelle Pfeiffer) is imprisoned for killing a man.

One foster mom is a paranoid Jesus freak with a live-in boyfriend; one's a depressed failed actress; one's a Russian immigrant who steals trash and sells it at swap meets. These are played with reasonable flair and personality by Robin Wright Penn, Renee Zellweger and Svetlana Efremova, respectively, and my only question is why the film didn't focus more on the horrendously lackluster foster-parent screening process that apparently exists in California.

The film supposes that merely watching someone triumph over adversity is the same thing as receiving renewed strength to triumph over adversity yourself. But the "triumph" in the film is only after so much drudgery that it would be impossible for the post-trauma high to match the mid-trauma low. We're never as uplifted as we are depressed, in other words.

Alison Lohman's performance is admirable, and Michelle Pfeiffer is once again beautifully tough as the hardened prison babe. I just wish they were performing somewhere other than in a morose, dour drama like this one.

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originally posted: 07/06/03 22:54:58
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User Comments

2/19/05 Darryl Pfeiffer gives an intense performance, but I was disappointed overall. Pretty boring movie. 2 stars
12/02/04 Buzzer Wonderful. A friend and I are doing the last prison scene for the talent show 5 stars
4/16/04 Michael Greenwaldt An excellent film! Very interesting! Alison Lohman is superb and steals the show! 5 stars
4/14/04 alice it was OK could have been better. Good acting. 3 stars
3/14/04 Elias King The choice of actresses and their performances superb! The stroty was slow moving and lackl 4 stars
11/02/03 lassie it was a great film. it was a little slow but very moving 4 stars
10/31/03 Jin Other than Lohman, this is a real melodrama. 3 stars
10/28/03 TheOthersFan hated the shaky handheld camera. story is so-so 3 stars
9/12/03 Sarah Davidson It's a very interesting movie, but I liked the book better. 5 stars
7/17/03 Chris There is nothing wrong with a "chick flick" but this was average. It could have been great. 3 stars
6/23/03 ttiinnaa kind of sad, but kind of great 4 stars
3/31/03 Blabity blah Alison Lohman's entry into the bigtime. Well acted, and heartbreaking. Excellent movie. 5 stars
1/15/03 Shannon Don't read the book first 4 stars
10/23/02 Danny Roseman Michelle Pfeiffer: Oscar!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
10/20/02 John Spinal Pfeiffer is amazing .... 4 stars
10/14/02 Chick Flick Hell SUCK-ED more than ass! It sucked a whole elephant's genitals. 1 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  11-Oct-2002 (PG-13)

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Australia
  12-Jun-2003




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