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First Wives Club, The
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by Ryan Arthur

"If I hear Diane Keaton sing 'You Don't Own Me' one more time...."
1 stars

This is *not* a movie for guys.

Let me stress that. It's *NOT* a movie for guys. It's like, an anti-guy movie. Plus, it's got Kathie Lee Gifford in a cameo role, and if that doesn't make you want to slit your wrists, then nothing can save you anyway.

That said, The First Wives Club tells the story of three women who are past their acting prime who get all jealous that their husbands left them for younger, trophy wives. They get pissed. They decide to get revenge. How do they do it? They start a business.

Yikes. Hell hath no fury like a woman who's a capitalist.

Anyway, they make the lives of their ex's miserable, see the folly of their ways, create a women's shelter, and close with a big musical number. Roll credits.

I guess if the occasional slapstick comedy (without the pain and humor) is your thing, then this is your movie. If you like the (over)acting ability of Bette Midler, this is your movie.

But if you want a movie completely devoid of heart, meaningful performances, and comedy, then this most definitely is your movie.

I'm not slamming this movie because it's anti-men. Honestly. I'm slamming it because it's stupid. If the women hadn't been married to such jerks in the first place, there'd have never been a need in the first place. Had they remained close to a friend who committed suicide (the impetus for the three friends coming together), they probably would have been better people anyway, without turning to alcohol or food or being meek or whatever their vices are supposed to be. The characters are far too broad. Decent actresses such as Goldie Hawn, Diane Keaton and even Midler (so great in Beaches) shouldn't be reduced to this.

If you're a guy, and you have any dignity, you won't let your ladyfriend choose this as the Saturday night rental. Trust me.

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originally posted: 09/01/98 00:07:47
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User Comments

9/15/11 Jeff Wilder Funny premise that goes off track. 9 To 5 is a far better anti-sexist jerk movie. 2 stars
7/11/09 the dork knight Funny at first, but gets shrill at the end. Also, all three women are rich white morons. 3 stars
2/02/07 David Cohen Can;t spend their husbands' money anymore, so they seek revenge, yeah, where's the sequel? 1 stars
5/22/06 lisadlamm This is a great film! Midler is especially brilliant as Brenda, the long suffering wife .q 5 stars
2/16/05 Daveman For anyone who likes their entertainment camp, this is a godsend. 3 stars
9/13/04 twinki 54 wonderful best ever of bette midler 5 stars
3/17/04 Samantha i loved this movie i thought it was really good 5 stars
1/23/04 Bobbi Main point-The women learn they have to take responsibility for their own happiness 4 stars
10/14/02 Charles Tatum If women find this empowering, they deserve their miserable marriages 1 stars
12/19/01 Andrew Carden Unfunny, Unimaginative, and Boring Chick Flick. 1 stars
11/29/01 Amy Made me feel good. 4 stars
9/05/01 Butterbean Silly shit, it had it's powerful moments. Hawn saved it. 3 stars
8/28/01 Sarah It bit disappointed since there was hype about it, but its good the first watch 4 stars
8/16/01 Zwe me - it's funny 5 stars
6/13/01 Gary Nothing special, but Hawn keeps things funny enough. Parker was OK too. 2 stars
4/24/01 Michelle i love bette midler and you are fucking stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
3/17/01 Kaya its a laugh - a good one talk about girl power! he he he 5 stars
2/21/00 Bozo ALMOST awesome; great scene between the Great Maggie Smith & S.J. Parker 4 stars
2/05/00 Kyle Broflovski I'll probably be there someday, myself...I need to be prepared. :-) 5 stars
12/09/99 P a non-offending, charming comedy 4 stars
3/17/99 AMANDA Pretty good... 4 stars
11/25/98 Mr.Pink Jokes not funny enough and the cast is almost wasted. 2 stars
9/27/98 Heather Holder Cute. I could watch it again and still laugh. Goldie Hawn was great! 3 stars
9/27/98 katherine who wants 2 see a bunch of wives bitching about their stinky lives? not me. 2 stars
9/25/98 angevines kathy lee gifford obviously doesn't know the meaning of the word "irony." 1 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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  20-Sep-1996 (PG)

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  02-Feb-1997




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