"Should be called “104 minutes in rip-off cringe-land”"
Another crapfest from John Herzfeld, yep, the same hack that gave us the immensely stupid and laughable “Grease wannabe” Two of a Kind and would later again bone studio execs to make another crapfest called 15 Minutes. Somebody should've told Herzfeld his 15 minutes of "Don King: Only in America" fame were up a long time ago.I’m not going to bother with the plot because just like he tried to cash in on the John Travolta/Olivia Newton-John formula that worked wonders in Grease into his own Two of a Kind, Herzfeld now wants to regurgitate the same formula that Quentin Tarantino made popular with Pulp Fiction in order to make his own movie of it. To say that it’s a Pulp Fiction rip-off would be an understatement.
Throw in a series of pointless and boring stories culminating into one stupid ending, some great Charlize Theron tits and ass plus the usual humping, and a large waste of acting talent involving Jeff Daniels, Danny Aiello, Glenne Headly, Marsha Mason, James Spader and several others, including Teri Hatcher and you get one big pointless moronic mess.
Also, why is it that in most films in which Spader appears, he always gets the part where he gets to fuck the babe? I’ve always wondered that, and hell sometimes I wonder if it is because he wants to be in the same league as Richard Gere, who’s had God knows how much pussy in his life.Ultimately, this film is pointless. If you’re one of those people whom can’t tell whole milk from white-tinted serum (AKA skim milk), this film is for you. Otherwise if you’re an intelligent person, you’ll be better off downloading Charlize Theron’s sex scene via the Internet and watching Pulp Fiction rather than this moronic wannabe. 0-5