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Billy Madison
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by CreamCorn

"Adam Sandler rocks the casbah"
5 stars

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Ok, I don't care what anybody says, Adam Sandler is god. A lot of people haven't cared much his appearances on the big screen, but those people can screw themselves. And yes, I can talk bad about them, because if you didn't like Billy Madison, you probably won't be reading this. :)

But about this movie, well, this has to be Sandler's funniest. This also happens to be his first movie, which is great, because none of that silly "plot" stuff got in the way. Not to say that this movie doesn't have a plot, but they don't let it dictate every action in the movie (the penguin, the "who'd you rather bang" bit, etc.). This movie is all about being funny. And if you don't think it's funny, you obviously need to march yourself over to the 'fridge and drink a whole lot of beer.

But I'm going off topic again. 'Billy Madison' is about a 28 year old fuck up named Billy (Sandler) who sits around all day with his friends (Norm MacDonald, some fat guy) drinking by the pool. Billy's dad gets pissed at him and tells Billy he won't be running the lucrative family hotel business. Billy proposes an idea - he goes back to school again, starting in 1st grade, diong each grade in 2 weeks. (Do you even need to ask where the humor could possibly come in?) But there's a problem...Billy's father has this lackey named Eric who wants to run the hotels, so he tries to sabotage Billy's chances.

I won't give away anymore, even though I could and it wouldn't spoil the funny moments. That's a shitty way to close, isn't it? I guess all I really want to say is that, in my opinion, this is the best Sandler movie, and does almost as good a job showing what a funny man Sandler can be as SNL and his CDs have done.

See it.

You'll either love it, or, well, you'll love it, because if not, I'll kill you.

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originally posted: 10/16/98 16:46:57
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User Comments

11/22/17 Charles Tatum You gotta be shitting me on this! Seriously? 1 stars
8/29/15 mr.mike I found it to be worth watching on netflix. 3 stars
12/09/12 Simon brainless Sandler but f*ck u it's part of my childhood and i quote it practically weekly 5 stars
7/20/12 Sean Harrison One of Sandler's best. 4 stars
6/22/11 G. Carm you're right, Mr. Weinberg, if you liked this junk, you're a moron. 1 stars
12/25/09 car i hat you 5 stars
5/26/08 Carol Baker funnny but not very funny. A poor copy of Jerry Lewis 3 stars
3/02/08 SamanthaPayntr it's a classic! so hilarious! get the DVD for the hilarious deleted scenes! 5 stars
1/10/08 Steve Gooler happy gilmore was amazing. Billy madison..much better..thats saying something 5 stars
12/18/07 metal 9 This movie's a work of stupidity for some people, but for my generation- A timeless classic 5 stars
6/22/07 amy n lou this film is soooooooo funi lol "ill turn this damm bus around" haha 5 stars
6/01/07 s. chimp in a critics eyes:it sucks. in the average viewers eyes: watchable 3 stars
4/10/07 ya yer all dumb whoever didn't put 5 stars deserves to die! 5 stars
2/28/07 Beau its a fantastically made movie with good performances but if seen it too much 4 stars
2/11/07 johnnyfog Brad Whitford is a funny-ass villain. Good stuff 4 stars
2/03/07 Teresa really stupid - can't believe it was rated awesome by so many people 1 stars
1/21/07 Nathaniel D. Poyton This fucking movie was the bomb... But Happy Gilmore was better. 5 stars
10/26/06 Henry A movie to be watched over and over. 5 stars
10/26/06 matty mac good film 5 stars
8/27/06 Dan A classic '90s comedy. 5 stars
7/07/06 NS Like always, Adam Sandler is funny. 4 stars
5/24/06 Kcaj It's abovie average. Just... 4 stars
5/01/06 Anthony Feor Funny, if your a pre-pubescent 12 year old 2 stars
4/28/06 sue great 5 stars
3/13/06 Dk Its pretty funny...... 4 stars
11/30/05 The fat McDonalds worker I am hungry for this movie 5 stars
9/16/05 Quialey BAHAHA..man that movie was fucking HALARIOUS..2 thumbs up.Sandler is 'THE' man!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
8/10/05 Isaac Its the shit 5 stars
8/01/05 brendon popeyes chicken is funkin awsome 5 stars
7/20/05 Brandy Harrington Adam Sandler sucks. 1 stars
5/30/05 gordo best movie ever made 5 stars
5/17/05 tom haha this movie is so good,never gets old i tell ya! 5 stars
5/04/05 mike macamore awesome, sweet 5 stars
2/01/05 CelticDawn Hilarious 5 stars
1/27/05 Jack Scallops Hysterical. 5 stars
12/26/04 Geo78665 Somehow hilarious. Like a even more bizarre version of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. 4 stars
12/07/04 hewerd honerd excellent 5 stars
11/28/04 Kristina Williams I liked Happy Gilore better, but this is still cute. 4 stars
11/07/04 BeLLa YoU nO i LiKe SnAcK PaCkS wHy dOnT u JsT gIvE Me A sNaCk pAcK 5 stars
10/23/04 Kevin It's soooooooo good to see both kissing and a good relation!!!! 5 stars
6/26/04 P Gilmore wick 1 stars
5/27/04 Seth I find the Humor in Billy Madison to be hilarious. 5 stars
4/22/04 Billy Madison ULTRA VIOLET RAYS BAD........LOTION GOOD! 5 stars
2/11/04 faleh excellent movie 5 stars
1/06/04 Kevin hilarious 5 stars
12/29/03 Cassie Friend this movie is possibly the best movies ive ever seen 5 stars
12/26/03 J Adam Sandler is hilarious and at his most retardest!!! 5 stars
10/25/03 Samuel definetly the funniest Adam Sandler movie, so far..... 5 stars
10/02/03 neena Adam Sandler is hilarious and this movie is the greatest. 5 stars
8/09/03 dado very good movie, sandler was funny in this movie 5 stars
8/06/03 Marc Ian Very funny ! (5 stars) :) 5 stars
5/28/03 Francis A stinker, even if designed that way, is still a stinker - but my daughter liked it. 1 stars
4/14/03 philydside this movie was the shit dogg i love it my fagvorit in the world yo 1 stars
4/11/03 Jack Sommersby Passable. 3 stars
3/26/03 Michelle Wood I think this is the best film ever 5 stars
3/11/03 Tiffany Faye Hawthorne Only lead role of the vastly underrated Bridgette Wilson. 5 stars
2/21/03 Jon funny 5 stars
2/20/03 antonio weltch this is a great film 5 stars
2/19/03 Stacey unbelievably funny 5 stars
1/23/03 daniel this movie is hilarious and although stupid....its worth watching if you need to laugh 4 stars
1/14/03 Rae Hymel It was the bomb dot com 5 stars
10/23/02 Glenn This movie is HILARIOUS!!!!! 5 stars
9/02/02 AshFan Funny, but Adam Sandler gets annoying. Chris Farley's the bus driver, though!! 3 stars
6/28/02 The Conscience Objector when you have a dog you have a responsibility... you know the rest 5 stars
6/24/02 Manus Nemo Total and comlete crap, couldn't be worse!!! 1 stars
6/07/02 Film Guy Bags of flaming shit. this is my knid of movie 4 stars
6/01/02 Evil twin Fucking funny 5 stars
3/06/02 Nicole hilarious 5 stars
2/05/02 Aaron best movie ever 5 stars
2/02/02 Rhonda Blankenship Bridgette Wilson's only lead role. WHY must she be so wasted elsewhere? 5 stars
1/23/02 Allysa It was awesome, hilarious, 5 stars
1/16/02 Flick Chick irritatingly stupid. 2 stars
1/04/02 Mr. Hat One of the top funniest fucking movies ever. 5 stars
11/22/01 ferring love that "pen gwin!" oh yeah sandler was good too 5 stars
10/14/01 Mr. Hat Not as funny or bright as it looks. 3 stars
9/20/01 Nate the Great Billy Madison is the best movie ever! If you don't like it then it means you are too old! 5 stars
9/08/01 Gary Watched it sober - unimpressed. Watched it pissed - laughed my arse off. 4 stars
8/08/01 E-Funk I have seen the penguin numerous times...Sandler, make em like this again. 5 stars
6/17/01 DaNaEsHa aKa DaDa If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis! 5 stars
6/06/01 King Jackass "It's poop again!" He called the shit poop! 5 stars
5/31/01 BrainPan Karl!!! Nice to see you!!!! 5 stars
4/22/01 Fred Wilkinson Fantastically hilarious 5 stars
3/21/01 Rehayes Penguin Scenes were the best 5 stars
3/10/01 Shaun Turner awesome, sandler's greatest movie 5 stars
3/07/01 K.Ford I think the Janitor that says "rather have a beer during the milk scene is the best 5 stars
2/15/01 lisa I thankyou! for beating the shit out of me!" almost pissed myself laughing. go penguin! 5 stars
11/14/00 Eric Carr The FUNNIEST movie I have ever seen!!! I even own it 5 stars
11/12/00 The EVIL Penguin full of silliness 2 stars
10/27/00 matt moyer hilarious 5 stars
9/20/00 Bender It's moronic, but god help me its hilarious. 4 stars
9/13/00 Jed Overrated but funny enough to like. SANDLER IS NO GOD COMPREHEND THAT! 3 stars
5/25/00 LoonyGoon From before Sandler learned to not to insult the audience. 1 stars
5/03/00 matt madcap YOU SUCK!!! that movie was awesome baby!!!!!!!! 5 stars
4/18/00 Ainsley Atkinson Barrel of laughs! 5 stars
4/16/00 JDC I'm sorry, but watching Sandler peg a bunch of kids in a game of dodge ball is great. 5 stars
3/18/00 Jed Half moronic Half hilarious 3 stars
11/08/99 Hayley This movies kicked ass 5 stars
6/15/99 Kim This movie is SO FUNNY. I luv the part when he tries to make the Z's on the chalk board! 5 stars
3/17/99 Madcap Sandler's juvinile antics can't even keep my 12 year old cousin entertained. Pathetic 1 stars
3/04/99 Angelic Good thing it's cool to pee your pants! 5 stars
2/14/99 Stephen Reinken Absoultely hilarious 5 stars
11/25/98 Jack Aster very funny 5 stars
9/27/98 Brandon B. The Stuff. 5 stars
9/26/98 katherine I like Adam Sandler, he's so halarious. 4 stars
9/23/98 Nate Dogg This is the stupidest movie ever made...so stupid, that it is incredibly hilarious... 5 stars
9/16/98 cheryl_ann they played a styx song in the flick, good call. sandler does his usual comedy. i liked it 3 stars
9/04/98 Badass Good think Sandler well on his first try. 2 stars
8/29/98 Matt Chris Farley doesn't run into stuff -- I like it, he should do that more often 4 stars
8/29/98 Johny I laughed...a lot. Sue me. 5 stars
8/27/98 Mister Whoopee Sandler's best film to date. Fucking funny. 4 stars
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  11-Feb-1995 (PG-13)
  DVD: 23-Aug-2005



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