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Jungle Book 2, The
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by brianorndorf

"Contains 100% artistic poison"
1 stars

I’m all for a second helping of beloved animation cinema, but if this is how Disney is going to treat Baloo the Bear, they can rot in artistic hell.

After spending time in his new adoptive home with the humans, the “Man-Cub” Mowgli (voiced by Haley Joel Osmet) has developed an itch to return to his jungle roots. Missing his bear friend Baloo (John Goodman), Mowgli returns to the wild and soon discovers that his nemesis, the tiger Shere Kahn, has returned to his old stomping ground, looking to exact revenge on Mowgli.

There’s a justifiable distaste when it comes to cheap, off-the-rack animation cash-ins from DisneyToons. Made hurriedly and without flair, these DTV sequels have become an embarrassment to the Disney legacy, Eisnering their way into the wallets of the audiences, but not their hearts. Then came 2002’s “Peter Pan” follow-up, “Return to Neverland,” which was well-written, inventively staged, and featured above-average entertainment for the family buck. I was impressed, and felt twitches of guilt about my stance on the late-‘90s surge of disposable Disney sequels.

“Jungle Book 2” snapped me out of the haze I was in.

The main drawback of “Book 2” is that nothing of interest actually happens. Sure, there’s this vague outline of a plot to follow, but the film isn’t interested in tackling engaging storytelling. It’s a wretched motion picture, hoping to bite off a chunk of effortless appeal from “Book 1,” which I consider to be one of Disney’s more accomplished, timeless diversions.

Yes, all the characters return, but this time they’re voiced by some B-level Saturday morning animation veterans, and the celebrities that are here fail to do the roles justice. John Goodman is a booming, appealing actor, but he doesn’t have a prayer trying to fill the late Phil Harris’s generous paws as hepcat comedian of the jungle, Baloo. Try as they might to retain the swingin’ merriment of “Book 1” (and heavens do they ever, reprising “The Bare Necessities” three or four times during the film), the animators cannot locate any steady rhythm for their movie, and “Book 2” ends up cold, dull, and, well…pointless. Everything “Book 1” wasn’t.

“Book 1” was the last film Walt Disney supervised back in mid-1960s before his passing, and I can only imagine his enraged reaction to this sequel if he were alive (or unthawed) today.

The new “Book” makes Baloo out to be a jealous boyfriend of sorts to Mowgli, constantly thwarting the Man-Cub’s opportunities to return to his own kind. It’s meant as an offering of friendship, yet it’s performed as disturbing obsession. Also, the songs lack any type of spark. Going from Sherman Brother classics like “I Wan’na Be Like You” to the tepid newer selections, such as Mowgli’s showstopper “Jungle Rhythm,” completely deflates the experience. I see why the filmmakers are relentless in reprising “Bare Necessities” as much as they can.

The film opens with boy wonder Mowgli performing a high-spirited stick puppet rendition of the events of the first film. Sad to say, but I enjoyed that nostalgic contact-high more than anything in the remaining 70 minutes. I can understand Disney’s lust for profit, but must they destroy the integrity of their catalog of classics in the process? Baloo deserves better.

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User Comments

5/19/08 PAUL SHORTT THE VOICES ARE DIFFERENT BUT THE STORY IS THE SAME 3 stars
11/05/07 Tiffany Losco Good movie for kids. 5 stars
6/11/06 Dave Webber Kinda fun, pale imitation of the original masterpiece. 3 stars
6/29/04 James Bond Lack of Disney charm 2 stars
6/05/04 Sean Scanlan Bad, except for the vultures. ''That pussy cat is harmless.'' 2 stars
5/12/04 Sean Scanlan I wish the vultures had a bigger role 2 stars
3/16/04 mr mister some shithead talked me into seeing it, and i went home and poked my eyes out! 1 stars
12/30/03 Jason Maine WTF??? 1 stars
11/22/03 ross hendrick Are disney running out of ideas? 3 stars
4/03/03 Andrew Carden Surprisingly Enjoyable Disney Fare. Goodman Is Wonderful. 4 stars
2/18/03 DisneyKilla The original was among Disney's poorest. This straight to video tripe is an insult. 1 stars
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Directed by
  Steve Trenbirth

Written by
  Karl Geurs

Cast
  Haley Joel Osment
  Phil Collins
  John Goodman
  Tony Jat
  Jim Cummings
  Bob Joles



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