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12/19/09 Jeff Wilder Decent attempts by Smith and Kline can't make up for ineptitude in the writing. 10/27/09 the dork knight Looks a bit-washed out and gross. Visuals aside, it's hella funny 8/24/08 Samantha Pruitt pretty corny, but still a good time. The song is cool though, and the giant spider was cool 12/19/07 Pamela White nothing like the origional 5/28/07 action movie fan it was fun to watch a james bond of the time it was set in 5/07/07 R.W.Welch Waste of good F/X money. Watch reruns of the old TV show instead. 4/18/07 Stevo UK Takes the piss out of true American history. I know that, and im from Yorkshire. 12/31/06 del Ahh, the beginning of Will Smith's decline... 12/25/06 johnnyfog Good documenterary on Salma's ass. Kevin Kline made me laugh though... 10/08/06 Ned was a wee on when i watched it, but it kept me entertained with all of the loud noises 10/04/06 Indrid Cold Why were people so down on this? I thought it was quite entertaining and original. 7/12/06 Roy Sci-Fi was cool, action was cool,but all to far-fetched for a movie set in 1870 6/10/06 Billy Warner Brothers sure knows what CGI is all about, but I was bored 5/20/06 Kcaj Has it's good moments but the storyline is plastic. But it ain't that bad 2/06/06 Anthony James Bond meets Cowboys 9/12/05 Total Crap Extremely Forgettable Movie. Dumb jokes. Hell, Shark Tale is better than this. 8/17/05 ES Ack! this movie got a better rating than 'Soldier'= giant spiders my ass! 3/13/05 Jeff Anderson The kind of greedy & humorless JUNK that makes me hate W. Smith films forever & I MEAN THAT 10/25/04 DM I'll be as clear as possible: THIS MOVIE SUCKS! 6/03/04 Mitch "Citizen Kane" it ain't, but I've always found it entertaining enough. 2/22/04 Kyle *smirk* 1/14/04 Samuel a decent cast wasted 1/05/04 tricky dick Who should my ex-wife blow for me to get my money back? 12/19/03 LP1 Stupid but hilarious 10/31/03 Littlepurch Actors gr8! Jokes hilarious and never stop! Story's not too bad either. 10/14/03 DrSkyTower A steaming pile of Horse Shit 3/31/03 rash xxx 3/09/03 Matt Thiel I didn't pay to see this. These idiots don't deserve my money, and they don't deserve yours 2/09/03 Joe What A Piece Of Crap 2/09/03 Joe What A Piece Of Crap 10/21/02 Chiend Bad enough to give Hollywood a bad name, if such a thing is possible. 6/27/02 Jenny Trout The worst movie I have seen in, oh wait, forever. 3/17/02 mn oh no he [Will Smith] won't. not another movie sighs 3/05/02 Brittany James Love Salma Hayek, but her role in this is only half-assed in more ways than one. 2/26/02 Good God!!!!!!!! Will Smith is cool & charming and all, but he did nothing for this slop. 12/14/01 big boy You people dont know what good means your all a bunch of sbuttheads 11/16/01 I want movies Hey you dumb people are insulting Will Smith 9/16/01 Gary Horrible, horrible movie. Unfunny, over-flashy and just plain annoying. 8/08/01 E-Funk Will made a fuck up...Will made a fuck up...nah, nah, nah, nah,nah,nah 4/18/01 Tam CHEESEY SHIT! But at least it gave me an excuse to stare at Will Smith. 2/14/01 KyLe*BrOfLoVsKi Should've been called. "Vile Vile Mess"...avoid as you would a bad case of the clap. 1/31/01 cheese Satan sat on a toliet, and this came out. 1/19/01 Ground Zero this was a really shitty movie! I didn't enjoy it at all!!! 1/17/01 I love movies somehow this movie worked for me 11/28/00 Cristopher Revilla what the fuck was that?!!! man this movie stunk, and whoever likes it is a fuckhead!!!! 11/02/00 dan ohhh... that woman in the tower is hoooooot! 10/13/00 Jason terrible...go to the symphony! 10/13/00 Josh I now believe that the end is near.... 9/08/00 Jed I agree with David Rogers this movie is excellent! 8/25/00 NoRefill Should have been calle "Wild, Wild, Sucks". I hated it. Not like the original at all. 7/08/00 Andrew Freeman This made me not want to masturbate for weeks 6/19/00 Ulatekk Terrible. I don't think blacks were allowed in the Secret Service until the 1960's... 5/29/00 danilo hilarious and totally misunderstood movie that's definitely worth a look 4/26/00 Pansy Awful. The only thing that stood in ths flick was Hayek's hooters. 3/10/00 Richard Wright Whats the fuss about, this is as dumb as your average summer movie.Better than Godzilla too 3/05/00 Kyle Broflovski It's like being bitten by Cujo while trapped in a hot car. Actually, it's worse. 2/21/00 Mr. Kramitall Release the series on video now, and destroy until the last copy of this horrid travesty. 11/24/99 Mark Awful 11/04/99 Mickey "Father Death" MacJohnstmyster "Oh you is all that brutha" , get over yourself Smith you suck more than ya movies. 10/25/99 H'Woodbigshot Yo! Wuz up, Homes. Not this piece of Bimzi. 10/19/99 Lame-Oh All Seeing I, you genius! Oughta be called Vile Vile Mess! 10/18/99 Bueller The film focuses more on humor than the TV series did. Gadgets are cooler though. 10/16/99 Mr. Invincible For heaven's sake, Will, stick to your music carrer! Sheesh! 10/13/99 Gunslinger This movie is a complete waste of time and money. Will Smith should stick to rapping! 10/10/99 Ben Ryan What a piece of dogshit! Smith, move on, sing sing, don't act, don't act. 10/09/99 Viral Messiah Sheer stupidity. 10/04/99 the Grinch Couldve been better,loved KenB,it was entertaining,and that's all it was intended to be. 10/03/99 Suckit boring as hell 10/03/99 Joe Schmoe Dude, this is bad! 9/29/99 Orgazmo A wild wild test of your intelligence 9/24/99 mike minshell excellent film 9/23/99 old muther hubbard this movie was wy too violent 4 little old me 9/22/99 Slushie I agree with the pineapple dude. 9/19/99 Weird Andy An embarrassment to the terrific TV show. 9/19/99 Admiral Crunch Note to Jaddax (3 lines down): shut the hell up. Worse than The Haunting. A pitiful ripoff. 9/16/99 Kory I'd rather shove a pineapple up my ass than watch this pile of shit again. 9/15/99 Feral Not THAT bad but not good either. In all a waste of time. 9/12/99 Jonathan Hefner What a load of bullshit 9/11/99 Jaddax it was a very good movie so screw all that don`t like it 9/10/99 Jomo One of the worst movies I have ever seen. 9/03/99 William Worst movie since Batman & Robin. What a waste of talent. I almost walked out. 9/03/99 Andel Crodo Someone involved in making the film obviously had an overactive infatuation with breasts. 8/26/99 Ami the Wonderbread Even my favorite actor Ken Branagh sucked in this movie. 8/25/99 Ah Dooey Right on with the review. Anybody who spam junk on this site shall be barred from Hollywood 8/20/99 BoB ONE WORD: LAME!!! 8/19/99 Japtalian This movie followed the premise of the T.V version. Western-SciFi. I enjoyed it. 8/18/99 Admiral Crunch Gee, and the trailers were better, huh? Yeah, right. 8/15/99 Stephen Cook i didn't see the movie, and i didn't need to, the previews were enough 8/14/99 Ryan_A If you like this, Steve, you're not as tough as you think. Only The Haunting is worse. 8/12/99 Steve Kelley I'm a tough critic, and I like it. Escapist, fun, preposterous. See for yourself. 8/10/99 Laz when Hollywood is bad,it is really bad!! Just dreadful... 8/09/99 The Graduate Bad writing, bad acting. Watch the gadgets. 8/03/99 Binghi Salma Hayek's body double has nice ass. 8/02/99 Mboua I saw this movie for free and got ripped off. 8/02/99 XenoWolf The dummest movie ive seen in years 8/01/99 John M What a BAD movie!!! 7/31/99 Obi Wan Was almost as bad as BELOVED if not for Salma Hayek's Ass! She's off da hook! 7/31/99 SaSa Cinematic excrement. 7/31/99 Roman Nice look but everything else was a smoldering pile of SHIT 7/30/99 Innocent movie goer "It wasn't that bad, pretty good actually. It was definately worth a look." 7/29/99 Tigger I thought this movie was not Will Smith's best of the summer but was worth seeing 7/28/99 Sabina They must have left the best parts on the cutting room floor 7/27/99 dave top ten worst 7/26/99 David Kindred Don't see it. 7/25/99 blue i could pull a better movie out of my ass 7/24/99 MilhousFan Wow, this movie had the worst screenplay ever 7/19/99 Imagoner Blecch. Worst movie of '99, so far. 7/17/99 George Estremera A blast! Saw it twice! 7/16/99 buddy ugh. one of the worst movies ever made. 7/16/99 Ron Cruz Wow Great Film!!! What's wrong with you? 7/16/99 Jo Jo, The Idiot Circus Boy High: Will Smith. Low: Everything ELSE. 7/14/99 Keith Salma's ass is worth a look. The film isn't. 7/14/99 Ryan_A Best part of the flick? M. Emmet Walsh. Man's a genius. 7/14/99 Tony Daquano Pure Crap 7/10/99 Cherry A total waste of time. There are no words to describe how I hate this AWFUL movie. YUCK! 7/09/99 Alexander Too F-uped for me! 7/08/99 Bobber Another W.Smith Formula movie like MIB and ID4. Could've done with seeing his bag and butt 7/07/99 Scott It gave me convulsions 7/07/99 midson Painfully boring.. stay away from this movie. 7/06/99 Freyja Sucks all molecules of amusement right out of your system. Awful 7/06/99 Mr Showbiz Isn't half as fun as it needs to be. 7/06/99 James Coffey When I first saw the trialers I thought this movie would suck, I was absolutly correct. 7/05/99 Skiv Save your money, this movie is so bad it's depressing... 7/03/99 Howard Roark Big Disappointment, nothing like the series. two words...SAD Times! 7/03/99 Morpheous Horrible! A waist of money... 7/02/99 Elizaveta Kenneth Branagh! What have you done!?! 7/01/99 Ah Dooey Complete drivel. 7/01/99 Nick Spanos Beyond painful. Zero stars. 7/01/99 Christina boring boring boring boring boring. and i did not need to see either of smith or kline drag 6/30/99 Alandizo it's an awful movie, not logical and absolutely full of nonsense 6/30/99 PhilmPhreak Its not as bad as I thought it would be. Not quite. Close, but not quite.

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