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Overall Rating
2.09

Awesome: 4.55%
Worth A Look: 18.18%
Just Average: 13.64%
Pretty Crappy: 9.09%
Sucks54.55%

1 review, 16 user ratings



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by Ryan Arthur

"If you have any sense whatsoever, you'll NEVER watch this movie."
1 stars

Gah! It's Sheen!

If this movie shows up anywhere near you, be it on video, pay cable, wherever, run immediately home and shower. Scrub yourself till you bleed. Even then, though, you'll have a hard time getting the stink off you.

Oh, this movie sucks. Sucks hard. Mostly for one reason: Charlie (or is it Charles now?) Sheen.

His manner of acting is limited to basically a monotone delivery with the occasional smirk that comes off less like Jack Nicholson and more like Charlie Sheen doing Chistian Slater doing Jack Nicholson. Apparently Dad got all the acting ability in this family, huh, Chuck?

Plus, it's a movie about skydiving. Skydiving. The most exciting part about skydiving is the jump and the fall. That's it. To make an entire movie out of it, where the skydiving sequences serve as backdrop to what in a normal movie would be plot, but in this film is a mess?

Ugh. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth just thinking about this movie.

As Charlie Sheen movies go, this is the worst. As a movie, it still sucks pretty badly.

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originally posted: 09/04/98 09:38:08
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User Comments

10/09/15 action movie fan characters a bit thin but exciting with shootoputs and a falling car 3 stars
4/04/10 Jeff Wilder Good Stunt work. But the script is as dumb as a piece of blueberry pizza. 2 stars
1/26/08 Pamela White who thinks up this stuff 1 stars
5/01/05 Jeff Anderson Entertaining & lots of fun, just don't take it so seriously. The great skydiving STANDS OUT 4 stars
9/08/04 kelly saltern a movie w/ some skydiving-- good enough for me! 4 stars
4/13/03 Jack Sommersby Over-the-top nonsense is a lot of fun. Even Sheen's acceptable for once. 4 stars
7/28/02 R.W. Welch Low credibility action flick, has some nice stunt work. 3 stars
7/05/00 foxdvd One funny movie, and some good stunts. Better then people say 5 stars
4/05/00 Add its a ham feast, sheen is funny and its enjoyable a good waste of 90mins 4 stars
2/11/00 Lame-Oh An unmitigated sham of a brainy-butt movie... C. Sheen...?! Ugh! 1 stars
8/02/99 Duck This film was not all that bad 3 stars
6/01/99 mammyrammer Charlie Sheen, That loud thump you heard was your career hitting the ground. 1 stars
5/12/99 Benny Gordon They should tape prisoners eyes open and make them watch this. That is worse then death. 1 stars
11/25/98 Mr.Pink C. Sheen deserves a straight-to-video career on the basis of this piece of shit!! 1 stars
9/09/98 Young Einstein Evil awful crap. Charlie Sheen's passed into straight to video land. 1 stars
9/07/98 Johny When skydiving you come to the ground sooner than 90 minutes after you jump. Bad film. 2 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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