Apparently, I missed something here. This film was chock full of cheesy special effects. That's not so bad. But then there were more horrible one-liners than in the entire Batman franchise.
The story was just retarded. A man infected by this evil thing cuts off his hand, and replaces it with a chainsaw. Then the evil thing comes back and kills his girlfriend. It also gets him, and sends him a medieval time, where he assumed to be a member of a rival army, and is sent to death in "The Pit". After a battle, it is determined that he is some great warrior foretold of in ancient scripture. It's his job to get this evil book back, called the Necronomican or some shit. The book can send him back home to his own time, and to his job as S-Mart. HE falls in love with this girl, and then he leaves to get the book. Some weird shit happens, and he grows a twin out of his shoulder. Then they separate and become enemies. It goes on. Blah Blah. Chick gets turned evil. It's just shitty. I don't even want to talk about it anymore
I would be ashamed to have my name on this film. I am ashamed to have this film on my record at the video store.At least I didn't PAY for it.