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Vampire's Kiss
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by Rob Gonsalves

"Cage fans can't do without this one."
5 stars

A fascinating cult black comedy with an infamously left-field performance by Nicolas Cage as a Manhattan literary agent who thinks he’s a vampire.

The movie barely opened in theaters (and was cut by the distributor prior to its shabby release), probably because it was sold as a spoof á la Love at First Bite. After a night with mysterious Jennifer Beals, who may or may not be a bloodsucker, Cage deteriorates into a cross between Dwight Frye’s Renfield and Max Schreck’s Nosferatu.

He intimidates and then rapes his frightened secretary (Maria Conchita Alonso); he gobbles pigeons and cockroaches (notoriously, Cage actually ate a live roach on camera); eventually he staggers through the streets with a wooden stake pointed at his heart, begging people to kill him.

For pure, undiluted Cage-osity, 'Vampire’s Kiss' is the film to beat and is a strange, uncommercial, and worthwhile movie in its own right.

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originally posted: 04/03/07 13:19:39
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User Comments

1/20/14 David Fowler Hysterical in the way only a truly BAD movie can be! Cage needs a rabies shot. 1 stars
12/07/10 dragan brilliant role of nicholas cage 4 stars
12/05/05 tatum The great cast saves a scattershot comedy 4 stars
1/01/05 Steve Houston Pretty bad, but worth it because of Maria Conchita Alonso 3 stars
7/10/03 Jack Sommersby Wildly uneven mess that benefits from Cage's juicy aplomb. 2 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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  02-Jun-1989 (R)

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Australia
  02-Feb-1989 (M)




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