I hated Species because it was a lame excuse just to show T&A. This film even goes beyond that, and into the absolute disgust. Sure I was laughing, but I also felt disgusted and insulted on how gross and stupid this film was.So, thereís these two astronauts Denis Gamble (Mykelti Williamson) and Patrick Ross (Justin Lazzard) make a successful mission to Mars, only for Patrick, he gets infected with a DNA virus, and when he comes back, he just wants one thing, have sex will lots of women so they can breed aliens and shit. So to stop him, the reengineered Sil (Natasha Henstridge), now called Eve, to track him down and stop it.
"Oh God, get ready, because it gets worse"
So, he wants to fuck all the women huh?
Iíve never heard such atrocity. Ok, Iím not going to beat around the bush anymore. The film sucked ass. The plot of the film is laughable; itís childish and stupefying. The FX was even worse than the first one, absolute bullshit. The gore in it where it shows the women giving birth to Sil Jrs. Was totally disgusting, and furthermore it was so insulting, I was clinched with rage when I saw this. The performances were totally dumb here, there goes Michael Madsen, and Marg Helgenbergerís careers, no wonder Helgenberger switched to TV.
Oh God, no words can describe how pissed off I was when I watched this film. I rather stick needles into my eyes than watch this pathetic, stupid, retarded, lame-ass, terrible, fucked up, hockey piece of inbreeded horseshit. Yet Iím surprised this crud never got a Raspberry, because it really deserved one up its ass.In the end, hereís my recommendation: Donít you even FUCKING DARE watching this film, please, for your own well-being. (0-5)
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originally posted: 10/16/01 14:59:46