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Hard To Kill
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by Slyder

"'Everybody loves Seagal' should be the fucking title!!!"
1 stars

To tell you the truth, I was a Steven Seagal fan when I was just a kid; I liked him because of his martial arts and stuff. Of course, since I was a simple brat, which meant that I liked all of his movies that he released. But guess what, I've got bigger....

.... And I started to despise some movies that Seagal made. Like this piece of shit that I'm bothering to review. Ok, good old Seagal as Mason Storm films a meeting with some evil aide -who wants to be senator- and a hit man. They want to bump off the map a senator thatís blocking the evil aideís path. Seagal is almost discovered, and he runs away with the snuff film. But then the bad guys go and kill him and his family. First of all, how the fuck did they know it was Storm filming it? The film never tells us how they find out that Storm is the guy that was spying them. But alas, heís not dead, heís in a coma and lays there for 7 years, when thank to a beautiful nurse, he regains his strength, and in the beginning almost has him killed. So he goes and plots revenge.

Fuck, that was tiresome to write,

The script is filled with more plotholes than your average Chinese condom; itís laughable in many aspects, and never believable. Sure there was some nastiness as how he and his family get wiped out. That, and the liquor store fight, well, at least those two were fun to watch, but other than that, the rest of the setting is just for laughs. Then comes the killing bore.

Moving on, uh... fuck it, I don't want to move along. Why? Because the film after the opening scenes and the liquor store fight, it gets SSSSSOOOOOOOOOO boring! Believe me, this film was the worst Iíve ever seen from Seagal. I never thought it would be like this. Itís not even an Action flick or a Drama flick since it fails at both. The acting is lame (well what can you expect from Seagal), and the script is basically dull, stupid and drags the entire film. I just wish that Seagal would choose better movies than this trash, or not act at all.

In the end, please don't even try and watch this flick, even if you're a Seagal fan, you'll end up all pissed off like me. Maybe worse.

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originally posted: 12/08/00 13:19:10
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User Comments

4/22/14 Freddie & the Creamers The worst part is when he comes out of that 7-year coma. 3 stars
9/10/10 Josie Cotton is a goddess The scrpit is dumb, but the action is great 3 stars
7/26/08 The Dork Knight Hard To Watch. 2 stars
9/27/07 rica very fantastic 5 stars
11/12/06 Anthony Feor This was Steven Segal when i liked him 4 stars
3/27/06 Brian Meyer Segal kept the action cop genre going, give him his props! 5 stars
2/12/06 Anthony You know whats hard to kill, Seagal's career 1 stars
12/19/05 cody my favorite steven segal flick with kick butt action and wonderful ending 4 stars
10/11/04 al average 3 stars
5/22/04 John strictly for teenagers (metaphorically speaking- my appolgies to all discriminating ones) 1 stars
4/30/04 dead next door this one is really bad,even for a seagal movie. 1 stars
2/27/04 Norman L.O. Cerebral and gritty...a beautiful, moving film. 5 stars
9/07/03 Sugarfoot Hard to stomach! 1 stars
8/27/03 paul s. Good Action? No! Unintentionally funny? YES! 5 stars
6/24/03 Geo78665 Fuck you and die! 3 stars
3/02/03 Jack Sommersby Awful pacing and medicore staging. A couple of good moments, but not enough. 2 stars
2/19/03 Matthew Jones Again, he's made better... 4 stars
11/25/02 Charles Tatum Hard to Watch 1 stars
11/05/01 Rakesh Kumar I agree with the reviewer. It's a baaaad film, and this is coming from a Segal film. 1 stars
7/05/01 Genghiz egoistic macho crap! 1 stars
5/17/01 Monster W. Kung What did you expect? Asses will be kicked, chairs will be broken, and crap like that. 1 stars
2/12/01 Yovani Its a good movie 5 stars
11/27/00 Cristopher Revilla Steve, choose better movies, not the half-assed bullshit movies like this one, fuck, don't 1 stars
4/12/00 the Grinch Not Marked for Death or Under Seige, but could've been worse.. 3 stars
8/17/99 Richard Ernsberger "Hard to Stomache" 1 stars
7/04/99 Ben Leostein Rating: ** (out of ****) Category: "Average" 3 stars
12/14/98 Binky Please shoot me. Kill me, Billy. 1 stars
12/12/98 Carl The best Seagal movie ever! The man escaped an attacker after just coming out of a coma! 4 stars
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  07-Mar-1990 (R)



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