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| MLK/FBI |
"Keeping tabs on a good man"
alejandroariera says... "If you still find it hard to believe that a significant number of Americans approve of the storming of the Capitol building by supporters of President Trump as the Congress began the process of certifying the votes from the Electoral Colleges, then consider the following: at the height of the Civil War movement more Americans trusted and believed J. Edgar Hoover, even considered him a hero, than Martin Luther King, Jr. Hoover, like Trump after him, was a master media manipulator. He presented himself as “the guardian of the American way of life,” and the entertainment industry was his willing accomplices, pumping out such propagandistic malarkey as “G-Men” (1935) and “I Was a Communist for the F.B.I.” (1951), and the TV series “The FBI” which ran for nine seasons (1965-74). And what was that American way of life Mr. Hoover wanted to safeguard? Why, a mostly white American way of life where minorities “knew their place.” Nothing scared him more than the arrival of a Black Messiah. Nothing scared him more than Martin Luther King, Jr." (more)
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| LOCKED DOWN |
"West End Promises"
Peter Sobczynski says... "The last couple of months have seen the first trickles of what is sure to be a deluge of films inspired by or dealing explicitly with the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic, including the surprise “Borat” sequel, the gross exploitation exercise “Songbird” and such instant documentaries as “Totally Under Control” and “76 Days.” Now comes “Locked Down,” a project which was filmed in a couple of weeks in secrecy, and which boasts a number of familiar names on both sides of he camera and the intriguing premise of the pandemic restrictions being used as the catalyst for a high-stakes heist. The project may have been conceived in haste and may not necessarily stand the test of time but the end result is an offbeat comedy-drama that may understandably lack the visceral thrills that one might expect from a heist-related film but which does a surprisingly effective job of capturing the strange rhythms of life and love in the time of Covid." (more)
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| SHADOW IN THE CLOUD |
"Making The Illogical Logical"
Peter Sobczynski says... "“Shadow in the Cloud” is a movie that is so completely nutso that one doesn’t watch it so much as stare at it in slack-jawed wonder as it starts off at a near-fever pitch and somehow manages to go even further over the course of its 83-minute running time. It is the kind of film where describing it as “frothing mad” is not so much a criticism as it is a simple observation. After a couple of months of staid, serious-minded examples of Oscar bait, here is a film that is so relentlessly wild and over-the-top that you spend the first half astounded that such a thing could have ever gotten produced in the first place and the second half astounded that it is working as well as it does." (more)
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| ASSASSINS (2020) |
"Get caught up in the decade's most bizarre murder."
Jay Seaver says... "The 2017 murder of Kim Jong-Nam may not be the crime of the century (it's early and the world is only going to get stranger), but it is almost certainly the crime of the decade, one whose effects are felt on a global scale but whose most visible public faces are as modest as you get, tied up in the internet and a world where borders can go from barely noticed to crucial in an instant. It's a story Ryan White tells very well in "Assassins", well worth one's notice." (more)
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| SYLVIE'S LOVE |
"There’s Always Tomorrow."
Peter Sobczynski says... "Even in a cinematic period made topsy-turvy by the global pandemic, the last few weeks have offered up such a glut of titles jockeying for the various end-of-year awards and whatnot that some perfectly good movies run the risk of falling through the cracks. One such film is “Sylvie’s Love,” writer-director Eugene Ashe’s period drama charting the on-and-off relationship between a pair of star-crossed lovers that is admittedly uneven, awkward and oftentimes contrived beyond belief but which contains enough other moments of sheer cinematic bliss to let viewers—at least the more romantic ones—forgive most of its flaws." (more)
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| WONDER WOMAN 1984 |
"Beware The Savage Lure"
Peter Sobczynski says... "The first “Wonder Woman” (2017) was one of the better examples of the glut in superhero-related movies that have pretty much dominated American filmmaking in the last few years—it told a reasonably engaging story, utilized a light touch that stood in stark relief to most other examples of the genre and contained a central performance by Gal Gadot that, like Christopher Reeve did when he played Superman, perfectly embodied the sincerity and idealism of her character without demonstrating even a shred of irony or cynicism. The only things that kept it from quite attaining the same heights as the best superhero movies were the lack of a truly memorable villain and a final half-hour in which all the wit and nuance was pushed to the side to make way for the usual orgy of anonymous special effects. Now, after months of delays and enough sturm und drang to fuel a movie or two, the sequel, “Wonder Woman 1984, “ has at long last arrived with its key players—Gadot, co-star Chris Pine and director Patty Jenkins—once again returning for duty. Alas, the flaws that dogged the original film have returned as well, along with a host of new ones to boot. The result is a far more uneven experience that still contains moments of undeniable entertainment that don’t quite manage to compensate for strange pacing issues and a curiously uninvolving story that always seems on the cusp of finally coming together without ever quite doing so." (more)
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| SOUL (2020) |
"Work, Love, Life And All That Jazz"
Peter Sobczynski says... "Although it probably ranks relatively low on the list of problems, the simple truth is that 2020 has not been a particularly good or fertile period for animated feature films. Oh sure, there have been smaller efforts like “Marona’s Fantastic Tale” and “Wolfwalkers” that are worth seeking out but for the most part, the major ones that have emerged have been listless affairs like “Trolls World Tour,” “Over the Moon” and “The Croods: A New Age.” Even Pixar stumbled earlier this year with “Onward,” a film that tried a little harder than, say, the Trolls brawl but was a bit of a unsatisfying mess. Now Pixar has returned with their second film of the year, “Soul,” and while it is definitely a step up from “Onward,” it too is kind of a mixed bag. Here is a film that, like the best Pixar films is audacious and ambitious in equal measure—even more so when you consider that it is ostensibly being targeted at families with young children—and contains numerous moments of visual beauty, some big laughs and even leaves viewers of all ages with some things to contemplate about themselves afterwards. And yet, despite all that, it never quite finds a way to bring these elements and its far-reaching ambitious together into a package as dramatically and emotionally satisfying as their best work. This result is not necessarily a bad film, per se, but it never quite manages to be as great, powerful or thought-provoking as it would clearly like to be." (more)
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| NEWS OF THE WORLD |
"Kidds Say The Darndest Things"
Peter Sobczynski says... "After appearing earlier this year in the WWII submarine drama “Greyhound,” you might think that it would be impossible for Tom Hanks to find another film that projected as much of a “Dad movie” vibe as it did. However, he has managed to just that with his latest film, “News of the World,” a low-key Western that is about as familiar and non-threatening as an old shoe. Under normal circumstances, that would not necessarily be a problem but considering the potentially provocative nature of the material, it seems strange that it has been presented in such a declawed and decidedly benign manner." (more)
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