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Features: Criticwatch

12/31/15: Criticwatch - The 2015 Quote Whores of the Year by Erik Childress
12/29/15: Criticwatch Presents: Peter Travers (The 2015 Retrospective) by Erik Childress
12/28/15: Criticwatch Presents: Pete Hammond (The 2015 Retrospective) by Erik Childress
2/28/15: Criticwatch - Quote Whores Come Into Focus In 2015 by Erik Childress
2/24/15: Criticwatch 2015 by Erik Childress
12/31/14: Criticwatch - The 2014 Quote Whores of the Year by Erik Childress
12/30/14: Criticwatch - The Quote Whore (Runners-Up) of 2014 by Erik Childress
12/23/14: Criticwatch Presents: Pete Hammond (The 2014 Retrospective) by Erik Childress
12/22/14: Criticwatch Presents: Peter Travers (The 2014 Retrospective) by Erik Childress
7/18/14: Criticwatch - The Not-So-Perfect Date Movie by Erik Childress
5/23/14: Criticwatch - Warner Bros. & The Blended Edge of Tomorrow by Erik Childress
4/11/14: Criticwatch - Pete Hammond Is a Bust!: Summit Drafts The Wrong Critics by Erik Childress
3/28/14: Criticwatch - Drowning In A Sea Of Non-Critics by Erik Childress
1/01/14: Criticwatch - Shawn Edwards: The 2013 Quote Whore of the Year, Decade And Ever by Erik Childress
12/31/13: Criticwatch - The 2013 Quote Whores of the Year by Erik Childress
12/30/13: Criticwatch Presents: Peter Travers (The 2013 Retrospective) by Erik Childress
12/29/13: Criticwatch Presents: Pete Hammond (The 2013 Retrospective) by Erik Childress
10/18/13: Criticwatch 2013 (Updated Jan. 1) by Erik Childress
10/11/13: Criticwatch - Shawn Edwards: Professional Bullshitter by Erik Childress
10/04/13: Criticwatch - The Gravity of Peter Travers by Erik Childress
9/27/13: Criticwatch - The Season of the Petes by Erik Childress
9/20/13: Criticwatch - A Summer of Mediocre Movies & Worse Hyperbole by Erik Childress
6/14/13: Criticwatch - You Will Believe Warner Bros. Will Use Junket Whores by Erik Childress
5/31/13: Criticwatch - Now, Do You See? by Erik Childress
5/24/13: Criticwatch - Pete Hammond: Hello Kettle, You're Black by Erik Childress
5/10/13: Criticwatch - The Not-So-Great Quote Whores of Warner Bros. by Erik Childress
4/19/13: Criticwatch - Headed Into Oblivion by Erik Childress
4/05/13: Criticwatch - The Only One Worth Watching by Erik Childress
3/01/13: Criticwatch - Slaying the Giants (and the little people, too.) by Erik Childress
2/15/13: Criticwatch - Roses Are Red, But The Movies Blew by Erik Childress
2/09/13: Criticwatch - The Side Effects of What We Do by Erik Childress
12/30/12: Criticwatch 2012 - The Whores of the Year by Erik Childress
12/28/12: Criticwatch - The 2012 Pete Hammond Retrospective by Erik Childress
12/27/12: Criticwatch - The 2012 Peter Travers Retrospective by Erik Childress
12/01/12: TraversWatch - It's Time To End This!: Part 2 by Erik Childress
11/23/12: Criticwatch - The Quote Whores Are Coming! The Quote Whores Are Coming! by Erik Childress
11/16/12: Criticwatch - Twilight: A Quote Whore Saga by Erik Childress
10/26/12: TraversWatch - It's Time To End This! by Erik Childress
10/19/12: Criticwatch - Getting Their Wires Crossed. Alex Cross-ed! by Erik Childress
9/21/12: Criticwatch - The Watch Never Ends by Erik Childress
8/24/12: Criticwatch - Hit & Run. But First, Back Up by Erik Childress
8/11/12: Criticwatch - Peter Travers Is a Worthless Piece of S*** by Erik Childress
7/28/12: Criticwatch - The Same Ol' Fierce, Mesmerizing Tricks by Erik Childress
7/20/12: Criticwatch - The Dark Knight Rises and Film Criticism Falls by Erik Childress
7/06/12: Criticwatch - The Savage Pete Hammond by Erik Childress
6/29/12: Criticwatch - Three Whores And A Lesson For Studios & People Like Us by Erik Childress
6/22/12: Criticwatch - Not Brave, No Heart: A Whore By Any Other Name by Erik Childress
6/15/12: Criticwatch - Warner Brothers: The Rock of Quote Whores by Erik Childress
6/07/12: Criticwatch - In Any Space, No One Should Hear (Or See) Peter Travers by Erik Childress
6/01/12: Criticwatch - The Fairest Whore Of Them All? by Erik Childress
5/25/12: Criticwatch - The Worst Shawn Edwards Yet by Erik Childress
5/11/12: Criticwatch - The Dark Shadows of Film Criticism by Erik Childress
4/13/12: Criticwatch - The Lockout Bottom Out by Erik Childress
3/30/12: Criticwatch - Wrath of the Whores by Erik Childress
3/23/12: Criticwatch - The Travers Games by Erik Childress
3/17/12: Criticwatch 2012 (Updated December 30, 2012) by Erik Childress
3/08/12: Criticwatch - John Carter and the Whores of Earth by Erik Childress
2/25/12: Criticwatch - Gone Goes The Wanderlust by Erik Childress
2/21/12: Criticwatch - A Vow That This Means War by Erik Childress
1/29/12: Criticwatch - No Grey Areas On The Whore's Ledge by Erik Childress
1/13/12: Criticwatch - Shawn Edwards & Others Joyfully Take You Into The World Of Whoring by Erik Childress
12/31/11: Criticwatch - Wrapping Quote Whores Up For 2011 by Erik Childress
12/30/11: Criticwatch - The 2011 Bag O'Douche Award Winner by Erik Childress
12/27/11: Criticwatch - A Peter Travers 2011 Retrospective by Erik Childress
12/26/11: Criticwatch - A Pete Hammond 2011 Retrospective by Erik Childress
10/28/11: TraversWatch - It's Crunch Time, Studios. Don't Be, Like, Crazy by Erik Childress
9/06/11: Criticwatch - Lionsgate Must Tap Out The Petes by Erik Childress
8/12/11: TraversWatch - Help! We Need Somebody (other than Travers!) Help! by Erik Childress
8/05/11: Criticwatch - Rise of the Planet of the Whores by Erik Childress
7/31/11: Criticwatch - Crazy Stupid Cowboys, Alien and Whores, Oh My! by Erk Childress
7/24/11: Criticwatch - Whores with Benefits Representing America by Erik Childress
7/15/11: Criticwatch - Harry Potter and the Deathly Pete Hammond, Part Whatever by Erik Childress
7/08/11: Criticwatch - Horrible, Horrible Whores by Erik Childress
7/01/11: Criticwatch - Transforming Hyperbole Into Quotes by Erik Childress
6/24/11: TraversWatch - Cars And The Whores In The Backseat by Erik Childress
6/17/11: Criticwatch - May Nary A Quote Whore Escape My Sight by Erik Childress
6/10/11: TraversWatch - The Mirth & Malice of Peter Travers by Erik Childress
6/03/11: Criticwatch - X-Out Shawn Edwards: Low-Class by Erik Childress
5/27/11: Criticwatch - Best Sequel Ever or Dumbest Whore Ever? by Erik Childress
5/20/11: Criticwatch - Peters of the Caribbean: On Familiar Tides by Erik Childress
5/13/11: TraversWatch - Always The Bride, Never The Maid by Erik Childress
5/06/11: Criticwatch - A Little Something Something From The WB (and Pete Hammond, Again) by Erik Childress
4/29/11: Criticwatch - Pete Hammond: The Biggest Whore In Years by Erik Childress
4/25/11: TraversWatch - You'll Laugh 'Til It Hurts by Erik Childress
4/18/11: Criticwatch - Whores For Elephants by Erik Childress
3/23/11: TraversWatch - Taking the Lead In 2011 by Erik Childress
3/21/11: Criticwatch – Warner Bros. and the Big Bad Wolf Sucker Punch by Erik Childress
2/25/11: Criticwatch - Those Warner Brothers Sure Like Their Whores by Erik Childress
2/25/11: Criticwatch 2011/12 (Updated 3/8/12) by Erik Childress
1/14/11: Criticwatch 2011 - The BFCA Is Looking For A New Quote Whore by Erik Childress
12/28/10: Criticwatch 2010 - The Year In Quotes (Part I) by Erik Childress
12/22/10: Criticwatch 2010 - The Whores of the Year by Erik Childress
12/21/10: Criticwatch - Golden Globes, Can You Spare A Nomination or Three? by Erik Childress
12/12/10: Criticwatch - Travers And The TKO by Erik Childress
11/25/10: Criticwatch - Thanks For Nothing Holiday Edition by Erik Childress
10/03/10: Criticwatch - Peter Travers and the Lone Four Stars by Erik Childress
9/07/10: Criticwatch - The End of Summer 2010 (And Good Judgment) by Erik Childress
7/27/10: Criticwatch - Dogs and Pussies & A Touch Of Salt by Erik Childress
7/13/10: Criticwatch - Despicable Hammond & A New Hope by Erik Childress
6/26/10: Criticwatch - The True Twi-Tards by Erik Childress
6/25/10: Criticwatch - Toy Story: Time To Let The Adults Play by Erik Childress
6/14/10: Criticwatch - Fox Uses The Z-Team - Again! by Erik Childress
5/31/10: Criticwatch - Whores In The City From Persia by Erik Childress
5/24/10: Criticwatch - Pete Hammond Forever After: The Next Chapter by Erik Childress
5/17/10: Criticwatch - Robbin' Letters From Thy Summer Whores by Erik Childress
2/15/10: Criticwatch 2010/11 (UPDATED January 14, 2011) by Erik Childress
12/30/09: Criticwatch 2009 - The Year In Quotes by Erik Childress
12/30/09: Criticwatch 2009 - The Whores of the Year by Erik Childress
2/27/09: Criticwatch – At the Movies: Ben There, Done With That by Erik Childress
1/30/09: Criticwatch 2009 (UPDATED December 30 - The Whores of The Year!) by Erik Childress
12/30/08: Criticwatch 2008 - The Whores of the Year by Erik Childress
11/14/08: Mark S. Allen - Don't You Have A Soul? by Erik Childress
9/18/08: Criticwatch Goes At The Movies With The Two Bens by Erik Childress
6/10/08: Criticwatch 2008: War, Peace and Every Man In Between by Erik Childress
2/12/08: Criticwatch (UPDATED 1/9/09 - Bride Whores) by Erik Childress
1/07/08: Criticwatch 2007 - The Whores of the Year and the Axing of Pete Hammond by Erik Childress
5/02/07: Criticwatch 2007 – Know Your Shit, Period! by Erik Childress
2/05/07: Criticwatch 2007 – The Vindication of Awards? by Erik Childress
1/02/07: Criticwatch 2006 - The Whores of the Year by Erik Childress
8/30/06: Criticwatch: The Whores of Summer and the Embargoes They Break by Erik Childress
4/28/06: Criticwatch 2006 – Critics vs. Whores: Where Is The Sky Falling? by Erik Childress
4/28/06: Criticwatch's Diary Of A Mad Trailer Editor (Part Two - The Quote Whores) by Erik Childress
4/28/06: Criticwatch's Diary Of A Mad Trailer Editor by Erik Childress
4/20/06: Death of a Plagiarist: A word thief burns as his editors deny all responsibility by Chris Parry
1/05/06: Hyperbole For Sale: How Earl Dittman And The Studios Have Destroyed Film Criticism by Chris Parry
12/28/05: Criticwatch 2005 - The Whores Of The Year by Erik Childress
7/08/05: Criticwatch 2005 - The First-Half Recap by Erik Childress
2/11/05: Aint It Retarded? When Film Critics go Horribly Wrong by Chris Parry
2/03/05: Criticwatch 2004 - The Whores Of The Year! by Erik Childress
11/03/04: What Is Wrong With America?: A Movie Critic’s Perspective by Erik Childress
10/27/04: Hack Journalism at its worst: Paul Fischer kneecaps Ben Affleck by Chris Parry
5/30/04: Criticwatch - Haven't We Heard That Before? - The Jan-Jun 2004 Recap by Erik Childress
4/29/04: Criticwatch 2007 (UPDATED 12/9/07) by Erik Childress
1/29/04: Earl Dittman - In His Own Words (An Interview) by Erik Childress
1/26/04: Criticwatch 2003 - The Whore Of The Year Awards by Erik Childress
7/12/03: CRITICWATCH 2003 (The First Half Recap) by Erik Childress
3/27/03: EARL DITTMAN EXPOSED – Film Criticism’s Greatest Shame by Chris Parry and Erik Childress
3/05/03: CRITICWATCH (The 2002 Recap & Whore Rankings) by Erik Childress
2/05/03: Everyone's a Critic... When it Suits Them. by {{{OZ}}}
1/28/03: Richard Roeper: He's not a film critic, he just plays one on television. by Dionwr
5/17/02: An Interview with David Manning. by Alex Paquin
4/07/02: Whom Can You Trust? A Guide To Your Film Critics (2002 Update) (a.k.a. Criticwatch) by Erik Childress
4/07/02: Criticwatch (2003) by Erik Childress
2/20/02: Whom Can You Trust? A Guide To Your Film Critics by Erik Childress
2/20/02: Whom Can You Trust? A Guide To Your Film Critics (Part 2) by Erik Childress